「趣味英语第3弹」5个简短的英语笑话，能看懂，英语水平就不错了

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When I drinkalcohol,everyone says I'm an alcoholic.when I drink Fanta,no one says I'mfantastic

从前有只熊猫，去饭店点了几个菜大快朵颐，然后开枪杀了几个人就离开了。

后来警察问它为什么要这样，熊猫拿出字典：Panda:ananimal,eats shoots and leaves

My father always told me,what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, until the accident.

飞机上偶遇好朋友Jack，激动打招呼Hi,Jack。其他乘客恐厄地举起了双手。

Sex with three people iscalled threesome and sex with four people is called foursome. Now I finallyunderstand why everybody calls me handsome...

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