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搞笑得，经典的美国情景喜剧都有哪些？
简介
《老友记》，原文名《Friends》、又译作《六人行》，是美国NBC电视台从1994年开播、连续播出了10年的一部幽默情景喜剧。全剧共237集，每集大约20分钟左右。曾在1996年创下5,300万的收视记录。故事主要描述了住在纽约的六个好朋友从相识到后来一起经历了10年的生活中发生的一系列的故事，朋友间的生活、友谊、麻烦、欢笑、矛盾、爱情、工作等表现得淋漓尽致！
主要演员表
演员 角色 角色介绍
珍妮佛·安妮斯顿（Jennifer Aniston）： 瑞秋·葛林（Rachel Karen Green） 千金大小姐，逃婚后先做咖啡店侍女，后在时尚界工作 。
柯特妮·考克斯·阿凯特（Courteney Cox Arquette）：莫妮卡·盖勒（Monica E Geller，婚后加姓Bing） 厨师，喜欢事物整洁分类，争强好胜 。
丽莎·库卓（Lisa Kudrow）：菲比·布菲 （Phoebe Buffay，婚后似乎未加姓） 行为古怪的按摩师，喜欢弹吉他唱歌，著名歌曲是《臭臭猫》（Smelly Cat） 。
麦特·勒布郎（Matt LeBlanc）： 乔伊（Joey Francis Tribbiani） 演员，喜欢食物和美女，头脑简单但有爱心 。
马修·派瑞（Matthew Perry）： 钱德勒·宾（Chandler Muriel Bing） 公司主管，自以为有很强幽默感，有时缺乏自信。
大卫·史威默（David Schwimmer）： 罗斯·盖勒（Ross Eustace Geller） 古生物学教授，离过三次婚，有时喜欢斤斤计较 。
角色
罗斯（古生物学学者）和莫妮卡（厨师）是生活在曼哈顿的犹太兄妹。身为学者的罗斯生活认真，有时甚至古板，已经结婚。莫妮卡对一切事物都要分类整齐干净，虽然争强好胜，但因年轻时肥胖，总有潜在的自卑感，努力不去得罪别人。她租有一间宽敞的公寓（瞒着楼管偷偷盗住祖母的房产）。对门公寓内住着钱德和乔伊。钱德是罗斯的大学室友和最好朋友，在某公司做主管，喜欢用讲笑话来进行自我防卫，掩盖自己的不自信。乔伊是意大利裔的三流演员，傻乎乎，心地善良，爱食物、爱女人，试镜屡屡碰壁。除四人之外还有行事古怪的菲比，她幼时境遇凄惨，混街头长大，如今是按摩师。她和莫妮卡曾是室友，但实在无法忍受莫妮卡强迫症般的洁癖性格，最终搬出去住。
五个人闲暇时间经常聚在莫妮卡的大公寓和楼下的中央公园咖啡馆（Central Perk）内。第一集开始，观众就知道罗斯的太太是女同性恋，两人刚刚离婚。此时莫妮卡高中时好友、千金大小姐瑞秋逃婚到咖啡店，碰巧和她再次相逢，也遇到了高中时暗恋她的罗斯。由于无路可去，瑞秋在大家帮助下住进莫妮卡的家，开始了之前从未体验过的独立生活!
主线
随着10年剧情的发展，六个人六条线索紧密交织着进行。最为观众关注的线索（也是被美国娱乐界揶揄最频繁、最类似肥皂剧的拖遝线索）就是罗斯和瑞秋的分分离离。两人的恋情拖了十年之久，在其中又一次分手后，罗斯第二次结婚娶了一个英国女子，可婚礼上叫错名字使婚姻当场破裂。他的第三次婚姻是在赌城拉斯维加斯，和当时没有恋情的瑞秋酩酊大醉之下成婚，两人清醒后第三次破裂。后来又一次两人喝醉，结果导致瑞秋怀孕。中途经过乔伊暗恋瑞秋等波折，在大结局中罗斯和瑞秋最终又走到了一起。
钱德和莫妮卡的情节也是主要的线索。钱德父亲是女装，母亲是情色小说作家；他和花花公子乔伊相比，对女性有很强排斥力，动不动被别人误认为是同性恋。他和一位名叫詹妮丝的女子的恋情分分离离。詹妮丝的怪笑和用鼻音怪声大叫的“Oh～my～God！”是《六人行》的经典笑料之一。而莫妮卡则和老爸的老友约会过，和亿万富翁约会过，都是分手告吹。中期，钱德和莫妮卡走在了一起，恋情十分稳定，从约会、订婚、结婚一直到领养孩子（无法生育）。剧中提到过，莫妮卡就像妈妈一样照顾大家，始终吸引着这六个人围在一起。钱德和她两个人的剧情是支持着《六人行》不散架的主线。
英俊、傻乎乎的乔伊虽然对女性很有一手，但演艺事业非常失败。经过各种挫折，打过各种业余小工之后，终于赢得一部肥皂剧中的戏份。但因为口无遮拦，后来又被编剧把角色写死。他脑瓜不好使，但心地很善良，朋友有难积极相助。10年中他的女伴无数，一句“How you doin'?”成为《六人行》的招牌台词。不过几乎从未动过真情，唯一一次是暗恋瑞秋，但两人最终因为珍惜友谊而放弃了这段感情，而且他爱食物甚至胜过爱女人。最后只有他没找到感情归宿。NBC在《六人行》结束后专为这个角色提供了一部续作《乔伊》，但人气比起成功的《六人行》要低很多。2004年9月开始播岀，2005年5月播完第一季，2006年3月播完第二季后因为收视率与期望相差甚远而被停播。
在六个角色中，菲比古灵精怪的语言和行动深受观众喜爱。她年幼时母亲（后来发现不是亲生）自杀，姐妹俩和继父住在一起，随后继父又入狱。小小年纪便无家可归，捅警察、得肝炎，去东欧，没上过什么学却会很多外语，生活经历异于常人。但她的人生态度非常乐观健康，性格爽朗。在按摩工作之余，还在咖啡店弹吉他献唱，歌词稀奇古怪。因乔伊的一次失误偶然结识一位名叫麦克（Mike）的男子，第10季终成眷属。
评价
作为一部受到观众喜爱的情景喜剧，《老友记》的精彩并不仅仅来源于它对生活原生态的再现。虽然《老友记》自始至终严格地遵循着美国情景喜剧的基本规则：每集故事掀起的高潮都会在半小时的限定时间内归于平静。从制作上看，我们不仅找不到任何特别的地方，而且简直就可以用循规蹈矩、缺乏新意来形容它。但是，《老友记》并不是你想象中那样平庸乏味。只需看上一集，没有人能逃脱那些来自于异想天开的剧情、高潮迭起的故事和形形色色的客串明星的“致命诱惑”。尤其是那些轻松而诙谐的人物对白，蕴涵着一种独特的“美式”幽默，令人拍案叫绝。
《老友记》之所以受人欢迎，其一是因为它完全具备消费良品的素质，而更重要的是，在不断的笑声中，它让我们看到了另一种和我们一样普通的生活，形形色色的人因为情感、原则、利益、地位等问题产生矛盾、闹出笑话，同时，亲情、友情、爱情也在这里升华。《老友记》无形中成为人们日常生活的一面镜子，可以让我们学习生活，去欣赏生活中的那些真善美。
流行电视剧几乎都像一个小乌托邦，反映了现实，又游离于现实，在《老友记》里，六个人之间及各自的感情历程也牢牢地吸引着观众，表现着年轻人对于爱情的纯真态度。比如10年来，剧中最关键的一对——罗斯和瑞秋，他们的故事牵动着每一个观众的心，从罗斯最初怯于向暗恋十几年的瑞秋表白，到后来俩人热恋，分手，再复合，再分手……反反复复，吵吵闹闹……让年轻的观众们从中明白了一个道理，也许恨一个人往往比爱一个人更难。而钱德和莫妮卡的结合更是贴近了许多人平凡的生活，两个平凡的人历经挫折，终于找到了彼此，像是两个走在路上的小孩子，曾经摔跤、哭泣，后来终于懂得拉起对方的手，互相支持安慰着，一起走下去。
善待亲情 尊重亲人的决定
每个家庭都有各自的问题，六位主角的家庭也不例外，比如罗斯和莫妮卡的双亲严重偏心，对罗斯无比自豪，看莫妮卡怎么看怎么不顺眼。而菲比的生父离家出走，养母自杀，生母对她的遭遇毫不知情……而父母永远是父母，人自然而然地会爱自己的父母，六位主角当然也不例外。
我们从电视剧里可以学到对待父母的态度。首先，不要期待父母是完美的人。马克·吐温说，改善自己永远比纠正别人有效，而且安全。对父母过分的地方，不妨坦率说出来。像莫妮卡告诉自己的母亲，她对自己太苛刻；像钱德勒告诉自己的母亲，她的行为该像个长辈。
另外，父母的矛盾，不要勉强调和，应该尽量避免他们的冲突。比如第二季中瑞秋的生日那天，六个人为了避免瑞秋的父母碰面，不惜组织两个派对。
亲人之间，要尊重对方的决定，乔伊虽然看不过父亲、母亲和妹妹的行为，但最后还是无可奈何。亲情本来就是无奈的，你不能挑选自己的家人，必须接受他们，接受他们做跟自己平等的人。
珍惜友情 相互信任、宽容和支持
友情是很难建立很容易毁坏的东西，所有能破坏友情的事件，在六个人中间都发生过：钱德勒撬过乔伊的女朋友，还对乔伊的妹妹始乱终弃；乔伊和罗斯三次争女友；菲比和莫妮卡抢过女朋友，当年在街上“混”的时候还抢劫过上中学的罗斯。
他们都有很多毛病。罗斯经常向大家宣读天书一样的论文；钱德勒专门开刻薄玩笑；莫妮卡的洁癖和好胜常常让人无法忍受；瑞秋什么也不做而且什么也不会做，倒个垃圾都会哭哭啼啼地回来。还有，菲比唱歌超级难听，歌词更是专门煞风景，大家还必须捧场……
值得学习的是，剧中六位主角的友情之所以牢靠，并不止是剧情需要，还因为他们懂得朋友相处的最高原则：信任、宽容和支持。他们信任朋友对自己的感情，宽容朋友的缺点和错误，支持朋友走自己想走的路和做自己想做的事。
人生态度 乐观向上，无生活恶习
与N多年前在中国热播的《成长的烦恼》一样，《老友记》之所以成了年轻人的宠爱，最关键在于六位主人公始终保持的乐观向上的人生态度。
很多人都觉得剧中六个主人公的思想单纯，没有那么多坏心眼。六个人都有点滑稽，经常闹出点无伤大雅的乱子，说着俏皮话，但没有一个人很深地想过什么问题，也没有人在背后算计别人。剧中绝大多数笑料都是这六个人偶尔暴露出的一些无知和夸张的表演。
另外，六个人在生活中可以说都没有什么恶习，偶尔喝点酒也是为了制造情调，而且六个人总是互相支持。也许他们为一点小事情吵架争执，可最后总是拥抱一下，含着眼泪说“我爱你”，或者说“我爱你们大家”。有时候你会觉得，这六个人可爱得完全有资格当选最优秀的公民。
学习英语 可作为学习美语的好教材
除了以上说的这些以外，《老友记》甚至还可以在提高英语水平方面对我们有所帮助。据说，在中国最早推行这部电视剧的是一些私立性质的英语学校，因为《老友记》几位演员原汁原味的美式发音以及生活化的对白可以成为学习美语的最好教材。在上海的一所高中里，由于曾用《老友记》的剧本作为学校英语教学的口语教材，使得学生们又重新爱上了英语课。在一些高校，大学生们也开始风行用《老友记》来练习美国口语。
美国情景喜剧俚语「中英文对照」
1.Achilles heel
俚语含义：a weak or vulnerable factor唯一致命的弱点
例：Ah beer!My Achilles heel!
Achilles,the hero of Homer's Iliad,the son of Peleus and Thetis and slayer of Hector.The legend of Achilles has it that he was dipped into the river Styx by his mother in order to make him invulnerable.His heel wasn't covered by the water and he was later killed by an arrow wound to his heel.
Skit:From the Simpsons:
Homer :Mmmm...Forbidden donut!
My one weakness ..my Achilles ' heel!!
Note:这里用forbidden来修饰donut，是要表达Homer对甜面包圈那种又爱又怕的'感受。Homer太喜欢甜面包圈了，虽然它那么甜，会让他发胖，可是他实在割舍不下。Bonus:在美国，警察们有个喜欢吃甜面包圈的名声。因此俚语Donut ranger指巡警。
例：
Can you believe it?The donut ranger gave me a ticket for driving too slow!
巡警给我开了张罚单，说我开车太慢!
2.BOO
1.boo-boo:A boo-boo is a small mistake or minor injury.
愚蠢的小错误，轻伤
例：
I made a boo-boo in my presentation — I hope no one notice it!
在我的报告里有一个小小的错误，—但愿没人注意到它。
Boo boo comes from the crying sound a child makes when he is injured--boo hoo Used to express contempt,scorn ,or disapproval or to frighten or surprise another.
嘘!表示不满、的轻蔑、的反对或吓唬别人时发出的声音。
例：
They booed Chris off the stage.
Chris 被观众哄下台去。
Tobby booed and hissed during his Jerry's stand-up show to show support,which totally ruined Jerry's show!
Jerry: Booing and hissing are not part of the show .You boo puppets.You hiss villains in slient movies.
3.boo-hoo:the crying sound of a child --used to mock people when they complain too much
小孩的哭声，一般用来嘲弄那些经常抱怨的人
例：
I've got no time sitting here listen to your boo-hooling.
我可没时间坐这儿听你怨这怨那。
Phoebe's pregnant with three babies and had to pee frequently:
Phoebe: That's like the tenth time i've peed since i've been here !
Monica:bpp hoo!That's also like the tenth time you told us.
3.breaker /breakee
breaker:one who suggested break-up of the relationship
在恋爱关系中主动提出分手的一方
breakee:one who's dumped in a relationship
在恋爱关系中被抛弃的一方
例：
Gwen had always been a breaker in her past romantic relationship and she couldn't believe that she too could end up being a breakee.
在Gwen的罗曼史上她一直扮演着抛弃别人的角色，没想到终于又一天她自己也被抛弃了。
来自短语break up: is a baldingman.(George 日渐秃顶)
Kramer: Well maybe baldness will catch on.
George Hey ,believe me ,baldness willcatch on.When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? Who do you think is gonna be the first ones getting a tour of the shio?
Kramer：也许秃顶会成为一种时尚。
George：嘿，相信我吧，秃顶肯定会变成一种时尚，哪一天当外星人来到地球时，他们会跟谁更亲近些?你想想谁会先被请去参观他们的飞船?
Note:
The popular images of the aliens are all hairless in madern movies ,as if they are the next kin to the bald people.That's why George is saying that people will want to become bald in the future to look like the alien's relatives.
现代电影中，外星人总是一光头的形象出现，就好像是秃子门的同类。所以George 说未来大家都希望自己变成秃头，以便看上去更像外星人的亲戚。
求英文幽默或哲理小故事
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。
An old soldier often told his garden about his past war exploits.
"Once I met with a dozen enemy sol-diers and took them prisoners singlehand-ed."
"It was half a dozen enemy soldiers when you told me the story last year.But why have you added so many more this time?"
"You silly lad.You were younger last year,and I was afraid to frighten you."
While wisiting the cemetery,a sorrowful couple noticed a headstone,which read,"here lies a lawyer and a honest nan"."look at that",the woman said,"money's so tight they're putting then two in a grave."
Lawyer Jokes :
A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."
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These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and
now published by
court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he
woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
A:Nice to meet you.
B:Nice to meet you,too.
C:Nice to meet you,three.
An Artist
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and
wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
An old soldier often told his garden about his past war exploits.
"Once I met with a dozen enemy sol-diers and took them prisoners singlehand-ed."
"It was half a dozen enemy soldiers when you told me the story last year.But why have you added so many more this time?"
"You silly lad.You were younger last year,and I was afraid to frighten you
BUYING A HAT
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"
I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF.
Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.
"Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time."
"Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time."
"Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."
But the teacher cried
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
The difference between men and women
Jock was driving up a steep, narrow, tortuous, Scottish mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road in the opposite direction.
As they pass each other the woman leant out the window and shouted: "PIG!!"
Jock immediately leant out his window and replied with "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, but as Jock rounded the next corner he ran into a pig in the middle of the road....
The Clock
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan."
One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
In the morning Mr.Smith comes into the garden at the back of his house. He sees much snow(雪) in the garden.Mr.Smith wants to take his car out, so he asks a man to clean the road from his garage(车库)to the gate(大门). He says to the man,”Don't throw any snow on that side. It will damage(损坏) flowers in the street, or the policeman will come.”Then he goes out.
When he comes back, the road is clean.There is no snow on the flowers, on the wall or in the street. But when he open the garage, he sees the garage is full of snow(被雪充满), the snow from the road, and his car is under the snow!
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."
英语幽默笑话：
一：She Didn"t Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know?” asked her father.
“She didn"t say anything.”
二：I Have Turned It Over
A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”
三、40 over Li lotus heart disease arises suddenly, is escorted to the hospital first aid. The condition extremely too bad, the Li lotus felt oneself nearly all already died.
In the rescue, the Li lotus has heard God's sound suddenly: "You cannot die, you also may live for 45 years 6 months 02 days, has the courage to go on living!"
Certainly, the result was the Li lotus miracle is revived. After the body recovers, the Li lotus thought oneself also can live for more than 40 years, then □has anxiously is leaving the hospital, first repairs the face, then makes up the lip, then is the prosperous chest, finally is the thin abdomen, continuously has undergone 4 cosmetology surgeries altogether, then was called the specialized hair stylist to visit the service, changed has sent the color, has made the new tide hairstyle, the entire stature looked at □the young several years old.
After last the reshaping surgery completes, the Li lotus then happily handled left the hospital the procedure, □thought actually the ambulance which rapidly 驶过 by 撞死 in the entrance.
After the heaven, the Li lotus has been angry interrogates God: "Since you had said I also may live for 45 years, then you should not eat the word."
God awkwardly 耸了耸肩, replies: "Really is sorry, at that time, the vehicle hit when you... ... I have not recognized am you."
英语笑话这里面有的，可以看看：
英语幽默
双关歇后语：）~
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't know my work，” said the other．
“What is your work？”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”
译文：（自己简单翻译）
你知道我是干什么的吗？
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。
“你是干什么的？”
“我是警察。”
“噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。
“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”
Who is the laziest
Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?
Jack:I don`t know ,father.
Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?
Jack:Our teacher ,father.
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