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英语笑话爆笑故事大全(英语笑话小故事)

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长篇英语笑话故事

幽默笑话我们看不少了,可逆看过 英语笑话 故事 吗?下面我为大家整理了一些长篇英语笑话故事资料,快跟我一起来看看。

   经典长篇英语笑话故事

1、My Husband Will Be Home Soon

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"

"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a *y little voice...

"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"

我丈夫马上就要回来了

一个已婚男人去 拜访 他的“女朋友”时,女朋友要求他剃去胡须。

“噢,詹姆斯,我喜欢你的胡子,但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。”

詹姆斯回答说,“我的妻子喜欢我的胡子,所以我不可能剃掉它,否则她会杀了我的。”

“噢,我求你了,”女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。

“可是,我不能,”他回答道,“我的妻子喜欢这胡子。”

在女朋友再三请求下,他终于屈服同意了。夜里,在妻子熟睡时,詹姆斯爬上了床。

妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道,“噢,迈克尔,你不应该在这里,我的丈夫很快就要回来了。”

2、Be Careful What You Wish For

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

慎重许愿

一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。

庆祝活动中,一位仙女出现了。她说,由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻,因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。

妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声,她的手中出现了一张票。

接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻,害羞地说,“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人长篇英语笑话故事长篇英语笑话故事。”

仙女拾起了 魔术 棒。“呯!”,他变成了90岁。

3、This just in : NEW VIRUS WARNING

If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.

It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles . It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over.

It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.

Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will wantonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

这是一个:电脑新病毒的警告

如果你收到一封主题是“ 倒霉透了”的邮件时,立即删除千万不要阅读。这是迄今最为危险的邮件病毒。

它会重写你的硬盘,不止这些,还会损坏任何离你电脑很近的磁碟。重置你冰箱的制冷度数让好吃的冰淇淋全部化掉,牛奶也馊掉。它还会让你的所有信用卡磁条失效,更改你在自动提款机上取钱的密码,你录像机上的影像资料也会变得乱七八糟,它还利用子空间场谐波刮坏任何你想听的CD。

它还会把你的新电话号码告诉你的旧情人,把防冻剂注入到你的鱼缸里,它将喝光你所有的啤酒,然后,当有人上门的时候,将它的臭袜子留在茶几上。

当你迟到的时候它会藏起你的车钥匙,还会干扰你车内的音响系统,好让你在塞车的时候欣赏沙沙的静电声。

“倒霉透了”还会把你的洗发水换成脱毛膏,然后把你的脱毛膏换成生发液.还始终在你背后与你的现任情人幽会,用你的维萨信用卡支付他们的酒店浪漫费用

它会色诱你的祖母,不管她在不在人世。这些都显示了此邮件的影响力,它就是这样毁掉了坟墓内外所有美好的事。

这个邮件会使你患上荷兰榆树病,它会让你的屁股永远放不到马桶座垫上,还会把电吹风插在放满水的浴缸旁边的插座上,它会肆意篡改枕头和床垫的禁止事项,把脱脂牛奶换成全脂牛奶。它躲在暗处,到处写满了它的危险和可怕,不过,它呈现的淡紫色到是相当有趣的。

4、One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

一天,妻子 Sue 在整理床铺时,偶然发现了一个小盒子。出于好奇心,她小心翼翼的打开了盒子,发现里面放了三枚鸡蛋和10000美元钞票。对于相处了20余年丈夫居然对自己隐瞒了此事,她开始感到有些疑惑不安。

“哦,是这样的,”丈夫 Frank 解释道,“每次我做了对你不忠的事,我就会在这个盒子里放一枚鸡蛋。” Sue 虽然对此感到不很高兴,但是转念又一想20多年的丈夫背着她有婚外情也不过只有三次,想想也不算太坏。

“那么另外的那10000美元是怎么回事?”

“每当鸡蛋凑够一打,我就卖了换成现金。”

5、A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hourago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of you, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The woman below responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!"

一个男人在热气球上,发现自己迷失了方向。他下降高度,下方有一个妇女。他又下降了一点,大声呼喊,"打扰下,你能帮个忙吗,一个小时以前我答应了一个朋友要和他见面,但现在我不知道我身处何地。”

妇女在下面回答,“你在一个热气球里,大约离地面三十英尺。你在北纬40-41度之间,西经59-60度之间。”

“你必定是个工程设计师,”气球上的男人说长篇英语笑话故事笑话大全。

“我是,”女人回答。“你是怎么知道的?”

“是这样,”气球上的男人说“你告诉我的事在技术上都是正确的,但是我无法理解你的看法,事实是我依旧迷失。坦白说,到目前为止你没帮上我多少

下面的妇女回应道,“你一定是在管理部门工作。”

“我是,”气球上的男人回答,“这你是怎么知道的?”

“是啊,”妇女说,“你总是不知道你在哪里,也不知道你要去哪里。你的上升,是由于大量的热气。你对别人许下的承诺,你不知道如何履行,而且你还期望在你下面的人会解决你的问题。事实就是在我们见面之前,我们都在完全相同的立场上,可现在,不知怎么地,却成了我的错了。”

搞笑的长篇英语笑话故事

1、Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.

The first one said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered."

"I think librarians are the easiest," said the second. "When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically1."

The third surgeon said, "I prefer to operate on electricians. Their organs are color-coded."

"You're all wrong," said, the fourth. "Lawyers are easiest. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asset are interchangeable."

四个医生边喝咖啡休息边讨论他们的工作。

第一个说,“我认为给会计手术最容易,因为他们的器官都有编号。”

“我觉得图书管理员最容易司法英语笑话司法英语笑话。”第二个说, “他们的器官都按字母顺序排列。”

第三个医生说,“我喜欢给电工手术,他们的器官都有带颜色的编码

“你们都错了”,第四个说,“律师是最容易的,他们没心、没肠、没骨头,而且他们的脑子用钱就能换掉。”

2、Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?

Witness1: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

律师:你说你离事故现场约有35英尺,你能看清多远的东西?

证人:这么说吧,早上起床后我看见太阳,别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。

3、An American attorney1 had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked. "Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your country and then suel the landowners for lots of money?"

Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partners and started speaking rapidly in Italian. When they stopped, the American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law.

"No, no." one replied. "We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks."

一位美国律师刚结束他在意大利一所法律学校的客座演讲,就有一位意大利律师走近他问:“听说在你们国家里,一个人跌倒在人行道上,他就会起诉这块地的所有者赔偿很多钱,这是真的吗?”

得知这是真的后,意大利律师转向他的同行开始用意大利语快速谈论起来。当他们停下来后,美国律师问他们是否想去美国做法律工作司法英语笑话笑话大全。

“不,不,”有一个人回答说,“我们要去美国跌倒在人行道上。”

长篇英语笑话故事精品

1、A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner, people." A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner...NOW!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," chuckled the veteran policemen, "especially since this is a bus stop!"

一名新警察与老警察开着警车第一次出去巡逻。 他们得到命令去疏散一群闲逛的人,于是他们开车去了那条街,看到路口站着一群人。

新警察摇下窗户:“大家注意了,快离开这里。”人们看了他几眼,没理他。他喊起来:“离开这里,马上离开!”大家都不知道怎么回事,但是在他的威胁下还是离开了。

新警察对他第一次执行公务的结果很满意,对老警察说:“我干得怎么样?”“你做得很好,”老警察笑着说,“尤其是在公共汽车站。”

2、A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States.

After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the kays."

The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "Give me the kays." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.

我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课每日精品英语笑话每日精品英语笑话。他们都是新近来美国生活的。

在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之后,他请全班同学给他挑出尺子,书本,钢笔等。课进行得井然有序,学生们对自己所做的似乎很感兴趣,也很认真。后来轮到一名来自意大利的学生,我的朋友说:“给我钥匙

那人看起来非常吃惊,也有点手足无措。看到这种情况,我的朋友想是他没有听清楚,于是又重复了一遍:“给我钥匙。”那位意大利学生耸了耸肩。接着,他伸出胳膊搂住老师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下

3、An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'

'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.'

The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.'

'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'

'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'

一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店每日精品英语笑话笑话大全。 她问店员:“这东西要多少钱?”

“七美元,太太,这是很便宜的。”

老太太说:“太贵了,十四美元差不多。”

店员忙说:“我没说十七美元,是七美元。”

“还是太贵,”老太太说:“五美元,我就买啦。”

英语笑话爆笑故事大全(英语笑话小故事)插图

笑话英语小故事

下面是我整理的笑话英语小 故事 ,希望对大家有帮助。

笑话英语小故事:We are friends(我们是朋友)

Tommy is turtle. He has no daddy, no mummy and no friends.

Tommy 是一只乌龟。他没有爸爸、妈妈和朋友。

He is crying. A bird comes. She says: “I can fly. Let’s fly!”

他在哭。一只小鸟过来了。她说:“我会飞,让我们一起飞吧。”

Tommy says: “ no,no, I can’t fly!”

Tommy 说:“不,不,我不会飞。”

A rabbit comes. He says: “ I can jump. Let’s jump!”

一只兔子过来了。他说:“我会跳。让我们一起跳吧。”

Tommy says: “no, no. I can’t jump!”

Tommy说:“不,不。我不会跳。”

A monkey comes. He says:“I can climb the tree. Let’s climb the tree!”

一只猴子过来了。他说:“我会爬树。让我们一起爬树吧。”

Tommy says: “ no, no. I can’t climb the tree!”

Tommy说:“不,不。我不会爬树。”

A duck comes. He says: “I can swim. Let’s swim!”

一只鸭子过来了。他说:“我会 游泳 ,让我们一起游泳吧!”

Tommy smiles: “ we are friends!”

鸭子笑了:“我们是朋友!”

笑话英语小故事:Little mouse(小老鼠)

It’s a sunny day. A little mouse wants to go out and play.

这是一个晴朗的一天。一只小老鼠想要去外面玩

But he is afraid of the cat . so he peeks and peeks.

但是它害怕猫。 所以左看看右看看

He peeks to the left and peeks to the right.

它看了左边又看右边

Suddenly, the mummy mouse shouts.

突然,老鼠妈妈叫道:

“watch out! Watch out! The cat is here , the cat is here.”

“小心!小心! 猫在这里,猫在这里”

笑话英语小故事:The hart in the ox-stall

A hart was being pursued by some dogs. It ran into an ox-stall, and hid itself in a truss of hay. Only the tips of its horns could be seen.

Soon after the hunters came to the stable, and asked if anyone had seen the hart. The stable boys looked around, but could see nothing. So the hunters went away.

Later the master came in. He looked around, and saw that something unusual was there.

He pointed to the truss of hay, and asked, "What are those two strange things?" When the stable boys went to look, they discovered the hart.

牛栏里的雄鹿

●一只雄鹿被猎狗追赶得很急,跑进牛栏里,躲在一大堆干草里面,只有鹿角尖露在外面。

●猎人们很快来到牛栏,询问是否有人看到这头鹿。牧童们四处张望,什么也没有看到,于是猎人们走了。

●不久,主人回来了,他四处检查时,觉得有些异常。

●他指着那堆干草问:“那两个怪模怪样的东西是什么?”牧童们上前来翻寻,发现了那只鹿。

寓意: 在逃避一种危险时,不要忽视另一种危险。

笑话英语小故事:The eagle and the arrow

An eagle was flying in the sky. As soon as it saw a rabbit, it swooped down on its prey.

Suddenly it was hit by an arrow.

It fluttered slowly down to the earth, and blood was pouring from the wound.

When the eagle looked down, he found that the shaft of the arrow was feathered with one of its own plumes.“Alas!”it cried.“We often give our enemies the means for our own destruction.”

鹰和箭

●鹰在天空中飞翔,当他看见一只野兔时,就俯冲下来捕捉猎物。

●突然,有人一箭射中了它。

●鹰扇着翅膀降落在地面上。鲜血从伤口中喷涌而出。

●它低头看到箭尾竟是由一根它自己的羽毛制成的,就痛苦地说:“唉,我们总是给敌人提供毁灭我们自己的工具!”

寓意: 人们常常因自己的原因而受到伤害,那种痛苦更令人难受。

英语幽默小故事7篇

若是你在 学习英语 的过程中感到很枯燥,不妨来读一些英语幽默小 故事 放松放松。英语幽默故事简短,内容诙谐幽默,情节生动有趣,相信在你在阅读的同时也可以一起学习英语哦。这次我给大家整理了英语幽默小故事,供大家阅读参考。

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英语幽默小故事1

My husband,Michael,a bus driver,was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors.

我丈夫,麦克是个开大巴士的。一次当他刚要开过一个无人上下车的车站时,一位乘客喊过有位老妇人要上车。麦克把车停靠在马路边,打开了车门。

After a minute,Michael saw an elderly woman with a cane crossing the street slowly.

过了足有一分钟,麦克才见到一位老太太拄着拐杖,慢腾腾地过着马路朝车子走来。

He waited patiently as she made her way to the bus and climbed the steps.

麦克衬心地等她来到汽车旁上着台阶。While she was looking in her purse for her bus pass,he began to close the doors.”Wait a minute!”she snapped."My mother's coming.”

趁老太太打开钱包找月票的工夫,麦克欲关门,老妇人阻止道:“等一会,我妈妈还在后面呢!”

英语幽默小故事2

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

Bernie应邀来到他的朋友Morris家吃晚餐。在朋友家,Bernie发现,不管问他老婆什么问题,Morris总要在每句话的前面加上一些亲密的称呼,象蜜糖,我的爱人,亲爱的,甜心等等。Bernie对Morris说,“你们夫妻俩真够亲密的,结婚这么多年了,你还叫她叫得那么亲密。”Morris低下头,小声地对Bernie说,“老实跟你说吧,三年前我忘记老婆的真名是什么了。”

英语幽默小故事3

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

两个男人正在穿过丛林,突然,一只老虎出现在远处,向他们冲来。 其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”鞋,开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说,“你以为穿上这个就可以跑得过老虎吗?” 他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得过它,我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

英语幽默小故事4

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

一个女孩去 拜访 她的金发朋友,这个朋友最近养了两只“狗”,于是女孩问道:“它们叫什么名字呀?”

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

金发朋友说,一只叫Rolex,另一只叫Timex。

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?

女孩说:“哪有狗狗叫这个名字的。”

"HELLLOOOOOOO..." answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

“那个……”金发朋友说。“他们是监视器!”

英语幽默小故事5

Too Much Pressure

For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job,but now I found out the real reason:I’m tired because I’m overworked.The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school,which leaves 48 million to do the work.Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government,leaving 19 million to do the work.2.8 million are in the Armed Forces,which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.Now,there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.That leaves just two people to do the work.You and me.And you’re sitting at the table reading jokes.

压力太大

多年以来我一直感到很疲惫,我曾经把原因归咎为缺乏睡眠以及来自于工作上的巨大压力。但是,我现在找到了真正的原因:我感到疲倦是因为我超负荷工作。我们这个国家有2.37亿人口。其中1.04亿已经退休了。还剩下1.33亿在工作。有8,500万人还在上学,工作的就剩下4,800万。这其中还有2,900万联邦政府雇员,真正做事的就剩1,900万人,又有280万人在服兵役,就剩下1,620万人在工作。从中再去掉各州和市政府的雇员1,480万人,还剩下140万人工作。但又有18.8万人生病住院,现在只剩下121.2万人工作。其中1,211,998人在坐牢。这样仅剩下两个人在工作,就是你和我。而你却坐在桌边看笑话。

英语幽默小故事6

Top 9 Reasons to Study Economics

Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible hands."

Economists can supply it on demand .

You can talk about money without ever having to make any.

You get to say "trickle down" with a straight face .

Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out .

When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there.

If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS", you get "COMIC NOSE".

Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward , in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue.

When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility.

学习经济学的九大理由

经济学家们会武功:“小心我们的无影手。”

经济学家们能够做到有求必应。

你可以不必挣钱而对金钱夸夸其谈。

你可以开始拉着脸说“涓滴”这一术语了。

米克·贾格尔和阿诺德·施瓦辛格两人都学过经济学,看看他们后来都成为了什么样的人物。

站在失业队伍里的时候,至少你会知道自己为什么失业。

假如重新安排“经济学”这个词包含的字母,你得到的是“小丑的鼻子”。

伦理学教导我们坚守德行本身即是回报,在经济学中我们得到的教导则是获得回报本身即是德行。

喝醉了的时候,你可以告诉所有人你只是在体验边际效用递减规律而已。

英语幽默小故事7

Nobel Prize in Economics

Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing.

Or Economics is the only field in which two people can share a Nobel Prize for saying opposing things. Specifically, Myrdal and Hayek shared one.

(A rumor has it that there was a similar case in neuroscience, Golgi and Cajal, maybe economists are not so different!)

诺贝尔经济学奖

两个持完全不同观点的人都能够获得诺贝尔奖,这种情况只有在经济学领域才会发生。

或者两个持完全不同观点的人能够分享诺贝尔奖,这种情况也只有在经济学领域才会发生。具体而言,缪尔达尔和哈耶克就是如此。

(有传言称在神经科学领域也有类似情形,比如戈尔吉和卡哈尔,所以经济学家也许并非那么另类。)

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交通灯真美 traffic lights are so pretty

In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.

One evening, I drove the car with the three-year-old daughter home, came to the embankment, from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad ...

each traffic light red, yellow, green light , all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: "Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?"

Daughter look and said: "Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?"

在堤岸边有个十字路口,是我每天回家的必经之路。

一天黄昏,我开车车载着三岁的女儿回家,来到堤岸,从远处看去,只见十字路口的几只红绿灯都出了故障……

每只红绿灯的红﹑黄﹑绿灯都全部亮起,在晚霞衬托下,煞是好看。我赶紧叫我的女儿欣赏这难得一见的.美景:“女儿你看,前面所有红绿灯的每盏灯都亮了,是不是很漂亮?”

女儿看后说道:“哇!好漂亮啊!是谁把他们修好的?”

老爸求赞美 Dad seeking praise

5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.

Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh."

Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"

Dad: "hey!"

Daughter: "your chick looks really nice ah ......"

5岁的女儿让老爸帮她做某事。

老爸:“爸爸很累啦,你夸我两句吧,你夸我两句我就又有劲了。”

女儿:“老郑!”

老爸:“哎!”

女儿:“你家妞妞长得可真漂亮啊……”

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