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英文分级阅读Lv3双语幽默故事两则

Camera 照相机

On our way to a wedding in Vermont, my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and, hoping to purchase a cheap,disposable model. Sal asked the owner, ¨Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?

在前往威蒙特参加一个婚礼的路上,我和丈夫意识到我们忘了带照相机。我们在一家百货商店门前停了下来,希望能够买到一种便宜的,一次性照相机。萨尔问店主:“你们有那种用了就扔的照相机吗?”

"Look,fella," replied the owner, "I don't care what you do with it after you buy it."

“我说,小伙子,”店主回答说,”我可不管你买了之后怎么处理它。”

Coffee Problem 咖啡问题

Coffee Problem

A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .

"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.

咖啡问题

一位男子来到医生的办公室。“医生,每次我喝咖啡,我的右眼都有刺痛感。您说我该怎么办?”他问道。

“把勺子从咖啡杯里拿出来。”医生回答说。

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