笑话哦热搜：英语笑话,样的笑话,小笑话
学习好忙、工作好累，忙里偷个闲，看看英语小笑话。
65岁对于我们来说已经是很大年纪的老年人了，但对于一群养老院里面的人来说呢？看看他们会有怎样的笑话。
Get the kid
A bit of advice for those about to retire.
If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community.
So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell, “Get the kid.”
让孩子干吧
这里想对将要退休的人们提一点忠告。
如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社区。
每当要搬东西、抬东西或者装东西时，他们就喊：“让孩子干吧。”
Keys to success
One day a father was teaching his son and said, “The keys to your success are keeping your words and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out no matter what will happen. This is called ‘keeping one's words’. ”
“What is cleverness?” asked his son.
“Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise.” The father answered.
成功的关键
一天，父亲教育儿子说：“你成功的关键就是谨守诺言和聪明。一旦你给了别人承诺，无论发生什么事情，你都得实现它，这个就叫做‘守诺言’。”
儿子问：“那么什么是聪明呢？”
父亲回答：“聪明就是任何时候都别做这样的承诺。”
一些有用的短语：
a bit of advice 一点忠告
keeping one's words 守诺
