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英语保护环境小笑话(环保小故事英语)

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我要40词左右的英语小短文,要比较有哲理或笑话也OK了(5篇),有翻译!急..........

为什么好马不吃回头草? 后面的草全吃没了

Why do the good horse refused to back the grass? Eat all the grass behind it

为什么大雁秋天要飞到南方去? 如果走就太慢了

Why geese autumn to fly to south to? If go you is too slow

怎样使麻雀安静下来?答案:压它一下。 原因:鸦雀无声(压雀无声)

How to make a sparrow quiet?Pressure him, because in perfect silence

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关于“保护环境”的英语演讲时用的笑话,开头留个悬念最好在结尾的时候揭晓,关于“保护环境”的笑话

 和友人一起去吃回转寿司,边上坐了一女子,在我们等套餐上来的时候目测一个人干掉了10盘,然后迅速叫了服务生买单清理桌面。

但她人没走,过了一会儿来了个男的坐在她旁边两人亲亲热热点餐,男的点完问女的吃什么女的细声说:我胃口小吃一碟寿司就够了。

男的一脸宠溺说:你要多吃点。。。

关于环境保护的笑话,环境污染的笑话,可以复制,越多越好,急!急!在线。

1,有个人去动物园要当动物管理员,园长对他说:”那好,我要考考你,你有没有办法让大象先摇摇头,再点点头,最后跳进游泳池呢??”那人说“这容易!”于是他走到大象面前说:“你认识我吗?”大象摇摇头。那人又问:“你脾气大吗?”大象点点头。那人这时拿起一个锥子,扎了大象屁股一下,大象疼的跳进了游泳池。

园长看到后说:“你太没同情心了,不能当动物管理员。”那人说:“再给我一次机会吧,我一定会温柔的。”圆长说:“好,还是那三个条件,不过这次你不能动手了。”那人答应了,走到大象面前说:“你脾气还大吗?”大象摇摇头。那人又问:“你现在认识我了吗?”大象点点头。那人再问:“你现在知道该怎么办了吧?”大象一听,转身跳进了游泳池。

2,一对足球运动员去别国比赛,一天在休息时间他们去街上闲逛,忽然一个婴儿从十楼上掉了下来,守门员本能的一个跳跃扑了出去,接住了孩子。街上的人纷纷赞扬,只见守门员笑了笑,习惯性的拍了孩子两下,一个大脚开了出去……

3,有个人刚学外语,这天在街上走,不小心踩了一个老外的脚,那人急忙说:“I'm sorry.”老外也礼貌的说了句:“I'm sorry too.”那人一听,急忙说了句:“I'm sorry three.”老外一听傻了,问:“What are you sorry for?”那人无奈的说:“I'm sorry five.”

4,一群吸血蝙蝠找不到吃的饿的在洞里乱撞,这是一只蝙蝠满嘴是血的回来了,众蝙蝠都羡慕地问:“你在哪里找的血啊?”这时那只蝙蝠把它们带到一个大树前问:“看到了吗?”众蝙蝠说:“看到了。”那只蝙蝠说:“他妈的刚才我没看见!!!”

初一英语手抄报资料,英语小短文,笑话......

Holidays are fantastic

Holidays are fantastic.i love holidays because i don't need to get up early in the morning and face a huge amount of homework but to lie in instead. Mum and dad are not staying at home very often, so that i can do whatever i want during holidays. I can organize my timetable and have some free time to play with my friends, such as singing,shopping and playing ball games.

我喜欢放假的日子.因为寒假不需要每天早起, 不需要每天应对大量的课程和作业。然而代替的,是天天晚睡晚起.爸爸妈妈经常不在家,所以在寒假可以随心所欲,可以更多地做自己想做的事。我可以自己安排,分配自己每天的工作。有的时候也和同学出去逛逛街,聊聊天,唱唱歌,打打球.

A few years ago, my family had only one small room. It was very hard for three people to live in the same room. Now we have moved into a new flat with one living room and two bedrooms. I'm very happy. I can do my homework quietly in my own room when my parents do the housework or other things. I love my home

Last winter holiday, I went to Harbin with my mother.

It's very cold in winter. There is snow and ice everywhere and you are always in a white world. You must wear warm clothes. The most exciting thing is playing with snow. Skating is also very interesting there.

I will' always remember Harbin, for the snow, the ice and all the beautiful things. I love Harbin

I went hiking to a mountain with my friends last summer. It was a good trip at the beginning but something unexpected happened on the half way. One of my friends suddenly felt a terrible pain in his stomach and he couldn't move any further. Nobody knew what to do. One girl tried to call her mum with her mobile phone but there was no signal in the mountain area. Luckily we brought a tent with us. We put it up and let him rest in it. He took some medicine. Then he drank some water, and ate some food. After a while, he felt much better and we walked on. We all enjoyed ourselves on the top of the mountain.

Liuxiang(刘翔)-the flying man in the world!

Liuxiang made a perfect fly in the olympic games in 2004, and won not only the gold metal but also the respect in the world!

His fly knocked all the suspicions and discriminations down completely!

"It is so perfect! I never expect to run so fast! Oh it is a dream to me, and it seems I am still in a dream!", he said!

But it is just true, and it is himself who made the dream into truth!

Xiuxiang, our hero, has been regarded as a flying man all of the world!

刘翔-世界飞人

刘翔在2004年的奥林匹克运动会上完美的冲刺,不仅赢得了金牌,而且赢得了世界的尊重。

他的飞翔打破了所有的怀疑和所有的种族歧视.

”太完美了.我从来没想到跑这末快.哦,对我来说就像做梦,看起来我好像还在梦中。“他说到。

但这是真的。是他自己使得美梦成真。

A Guide Dog

A guide dog is a dog especially trained to guide a blind person. Dogs chosen for such training must show good disposition, intelligence, physical fitness and sense of responsibility.

At the age of fourteen months, a guide dog begins an intensive course that lasts three to five months. It becomes accustomed to the leather harness and stiff leather handle it will wear when guiding its blind owner. The dog learns to watch the traffic and to cross the street safely. It also learns to obey such commands as "forward", "left", "right" and "sit" and to disobey any command that might lead its owner into danger.

The most important part of the training course is a fourweek program in which the dog and its future owner learn to work together. However, many blind people are unsuited by personality to work with dogs. Only a tenth of the blind find a guide dog useful.

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导盲犬

导盲犬是专门为盲人做向导的狗。选来接受这种训练的狗必须有很好的脾气、智力、体格和责任心。

在14个月大的时候,导盲犬就开始接受精良的训练课程,为期3到5个月。它要逐渐习惯于将来导引盲主人时所戴的皮革脖套具和僵硬的皮缰绳。导盲犬要学习观望交通情况并能安全穿越街道。它还要学习服从“向前”,“向左”,“向右”及“坐下”等命令,同时学习拒绝服从有可能给主人带来危险的任何命令。

训练课程中最重要的部分是4个星期的专门课程。在这个课程中,导盲犬和它未来的主人要学会一同共事。然而,许多盲人由于个性原因无法适应与狗共事。只有十分之一的盲人觉得导盲犬能帮上忙。

We have only one earth ,so it is important to protect the environment. First, we should live a low-carbon life, we'd better travel by bike or on foot instead of taking a car. We should take a bag with us when we go shopping instead of using plastic bags. We'd better not waste electricity,paper and so on. Secondly, we shouldn't spit in public or litter things. We should put the rubbish into the dustbin. We'd better plant more trees, grass and flowers instead of cutting down the trees. I believe if everyone makes a contribution to the environment, our world will become more and more beautiful.

译文:

我们只有一个地球,所以。保护环境是非常重要的。首先,我们应该过低碳生活。我们因该用骑车或步行替代开车。购物时,应该自己准备袋子而不应该使用塑料袋。我们不应该浪费纸张和电力等等。其二,我们不应该在公共场所随地吐痰或乱丢杂物。垃圾应该进垃圾桶。我们应该多植树,种草种花,不应乱砍乱伐。我相信,如果每个都做出贡献,我们的世界就会变得更加美丽。

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