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要几个简短的英语绕口令加翻译,或者英语笑话加翻译。

1情书

小伙子在给女朋友的信中写到:“爱你爱得如此之深, 以至愿为你赴汤蹈火。星期六如不下雨,我一定来。

love letter

Guy in the letters to his girlfriend wrote: "love your love so much, that would like to give you go through hell. On Saturday as it does not rain, I'll come.

2迟了

在地铁里,一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包,便幽默地说: “老兄,你来晚了!我今天虽然领 了薪水,但我太太下手比你快 多了!”

late

In the subway, a man found pickpocket is cutting his wallet, and humorously said: "man, you came to night! I today although took salary, but my wife lay more quickly than you!"

3

Bobby Bippy bought a bat.鲍勃比皮买了一个球拍

Bobby Bippy bought a ball.鲍勃比皮买个一个球

With his bat Bob banged the ball 鲍勃用他的球拍击球

Banged it bump against the wall 把球猛的打到了墙上

But so boldly Bobby banged it 但是鲍勃用的力气太大了

That he burst his rubber ball 以至于把球打爆了

"Boo!" cried Bobby “波!”鲍勃哭了

Bad luck ball 倒霉的球

Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball 倒霉的鲍勃,倒霉的球

Now to drown his many troubles 现在,为了解决他的麻烦

Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles. 鲍勃波比使用了鼓风球

1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗?

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想,但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想,我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。

3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!

我叫喊,你叫喊,我们都喊着要冰淇淋!

4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?

A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼,那么他能做多少小甜饼呢?一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。

5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch. 这个司机喝醉了,他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。

6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.

Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.

We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.

无论是晴天或是阴天。

无论是冷或是暖,

不管喜欢与否,我们都要经受风霜雨露。

7. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。

彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。

那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿?

8. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.

If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

我有一种想法,但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法。如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法,我就不会想那么多了。

9. Amid the mists and coldest frosts,

With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,

He thrusts his fists against the posts,

And still insists he sees the ghosts.

雾蒙蒙,冰霜冻,

手腕儿空空,话儿涌,

只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸,

直说自己把鬼碰。

10. Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards, but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.

巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔,但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明。

11. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.

贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面。

12. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.

当里尔登读评论时,丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西。

13. Few free fruit flies fly from flames.

没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去。

14. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.

五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬。

15. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.

for a bright night light is just like a slight light.

像今夜这样明亮的夜晚,就不需要点一盏夜灯,因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。

17. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.

一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡,而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。

18. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

如果裁纸机能裁纸的话,一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢?

19. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.

西先生有一个锯,萨先生有一个秋千。现在在萨先生看见西先生之前,西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千。

20. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演,就去买一只漂亮的,灵巧的风筝吧。

21. Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.

特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡,所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了。

22. A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.

一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼,结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口。

23. Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.

在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后,弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆(炸薯条)

英语笑话:The Advantage of Alcohol 酒的好处

In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol

the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol

soon the bug teacher asked a student

"What does this show?"The student answered

"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol."

为了证明酒精对生物的危害,老师把一只虫子放入装有酒精的杯子里,虫子很快就死了。老师问一个学生:“这说明了什么?”学生答道:“说明人多喝酒,就不会长虫子。”

bug英文笑话(bug是什么意思)插图

bug怎么读,是什么意思。

bug的读音:英 [bʌg]、美 [bʌɡ]

意思:n.昆虫;缺陷,瑕疵;细菌,病菌;窃听器

vt.在…装窃听器;打扰,烦恼;折磨,使痛苦;(使眼球)暴突或变大

vi.变大;凸出

一、小昆虫;虫子

We noticed tiny bugs that were all over the walls.

我们注意到墙上爬满了小虫子。

二、轻微的传染病;小病 

There's a stomach bug going round (= people are catching it from each other) .

现在流行一种肠胃传染病。

三、热衷;着迷 

She was never interested in fitness before but now she's been bitten by the bug .

她以前从来不在乎健身,现在她却着了迷。

四、 (机器,尤指计算机的)故障,程序错误,缺陷 

There is a bug in the software.

软件有漏洞。

五、在(某处)装窃听器;窃听(谈话)

They bugged her hotel room.

他们在她的旅馆房间里装了窃听器。

扩展资料

词语辨析: infection、condition、ailment、bug 以上各词均表示健康问题。

1、infection 指由细菌或病毒引起的身体某部位的感染或传染疾病:

a throat infection

喉部感染

2、condition 指因不可治愈而长期患有的疾病:

a heart condition

心脏病

3、ailment 指轻病、小恙:

childhood ailments

儿童患的小病

4、bug 指轻微的传染病、小病:

a nasty flu bug

严重的流感

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Questions:

1.Where does afternoon come before morning in the world

世界上哪个地方下午比早上先到

2.A doctor had a brother who went out west.But the man

who went out west had no brother.How can this be

医生有个哥哥去了西部,可是去了西部的这个人没有弟弟,这是怎

么回事

3.How do you know policemen are strong

为什么说警察很健壮

Keys:

1.In the dictionary.

在字典里.

2.The doctor was a lady doctor.

医生是女的.

3.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand.

因为他们一只手就能让车辆停住.

Notes:

3.hold up使停顿,受阻

英语绕口令

1、 Upper roller lower roller.

2、 I saw a saw that could not saw any other saw I ever saw.

3、 The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.

4、 A good cook could cook as many cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

5、 Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

6、 A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

7、 I’m not the fig plucker,but the fig plucker’s son. But I’ll pluck figs until the fig plucker comes.

8、 If one doctor doctors anther doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctors the doctor the way the doctor is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

9、 If a sledding snail went down a slippery slide, would a sail or slide down the slide?

10、 Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

1、 上面的滚轴,下面的滚轴。

2、 我见到一把锯,这把锯不能锯我曾看到的其他锯。

3、 第六个生病的酋长是第六个信徒的病人。

4、 一位好的厨师可以做出和能做饼干的好厨师一样多的饼干。

5、 黑虫子咬了一只大黑熊。可大黑虫子咬的那只大黑熊在哪儿呢?

6、 一只大黑虫子咬了小甲虫,而小甲虫又反嘴咬了那只大黑虫子。

7、 我不是摘无花果的人,而是摘无花果的人的儿子。但我会摘无花果的人来之前摘无花果。

8、 如果一位医生给另一位医生看病,给医生看病的医生会按照医生给医生看病的方式给那位医生看病吗?或是医生按照医生看病的医生的方式给那位医生看病?

9、 如果一只滑雪橇的蜗牛从光滑的斜坡上滑下来,那蜗牛是从斜坡上滑雪橇下来的还是滑下来的?

10、 贝蒂买了黄油,但黄油是苦的,所以贝蒂买了更好的黄油来使苦黄油变好一些。

英语笑话故事:酒吧里的猴子The Monkey

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

一男子去酒吧,点了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。当他环视酒吧时,发现一只猴子荡下来,在他阻止之前,偷走了啤酒。

该男子问酒吧招待,这只猴子是谁的。服务员回答说是钢琴手的。男子走到钢琴手面前问:“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”钢琴手回答说:“没有,但是如果你能哼唱,我会为你演奏的。”

急需个英文笑话,长一些,最好有翻译,没有也无所谓,但一定要搞笑,满意的加分啊~~

I'm Phil, and today we will learn a new story. "".

One morning, a boy named Tony was getting dressed in his

bedroompreparing to go to school. His mother called out

from the living room, "Remember to put on a pair of new

socks!" Tony answered, "Yes, mom,

I will put on a pair of new socks." His mother emphasized, "

I mean that you should wear a new pair of socks every day!"

Tony again answered,"Yes, mom, I will put on a new pair

of socks every day."

A week later, he came out of the bedroom and said to his

mother, "Mom,I cannot get my feet into my shoes anymore."

每日一袜

早晨,汤尼穿好衣服要上学时,他妈妈从客厅对着卧室跟他说:‘记

得要穿一双新袜子喔!’汤尼说:‘好的,妈咪,我会穿一双新袜子

。’然后他妈妈又说:‘我是说每天要穿一双新袜子喔!’汤尼回

答:‘好的,妈咪,我每天会穿一双新袜子。’一个礼拜以后,他从

卧室走出来跟妈妈说:‘妈咪,我的脚再也塞不进鞋子里了!’

I'm Phil, and today we will learn a new story. "".

Good News and Bad News

The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and

tired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news

and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?"

"The good news!" they all shouted.

"OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receiving

a complete change of clothing."

"Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.

"And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you

will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert ....

好消息和坏消息

士兵们连续的行军,作战,他们又累又热又脏。一天,将军宣布:

“士兵们,我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们。你们愿意先听哪个呢?”

“好消息!”他们嚷道。

“好吧,”将军说,“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底的换一身

衣服。”

“乌拉!”士兵们高兴地大叫起来。

“现在呢,该是坏消息了。杰克,你将和约翰换衣服,约翰,你和汤姆

换,汤姆,你和罗伯特换,罗伯特……”

I'm Phil, and today we will learn a new story. "".

There were two men who went out to eat together.

They ordered fish. So on the table there were two fish.

Normally not all the fish are alike in size, so there

was one small, and one big. The first man just took

the big one for himself without asking and feeling

ashamed, or anything; and ate it. The other friend

felt very disturbed and annoyed, he didn't know what

to say. So he thought for a while, and then he said,

" If it were me," I would have taken the smaller one

first." So the other guy said," See! I knew that!

That's why I took the big one."

我就知道

有两个人一起出去吃饭,结果点了两条鱼,不久之后,

鱼就上桌了,但是通常鱼的大小都不太一样,所以送来

的鱼也是一条大一条小。结果第一个人问也不问,就把

比较大的那条鱼夹起来吃,一点都没有不好意思的样子。

另一个人看了心里很不高兴,但是也不知道该说什么才好。

他想了一会儿,终于开口说:「如果是我的话,我一定

会先拿那条小鱼。」另一个人就接口说:「看吧!我就

知道,所以我刚刚才拿大鱼。」

I'm Phil, and today we will learn a new story. "".

Two women were sitting on a train. It was a long ride so

they started talking about family business and their

family members. And the older of the two women said,

"Oh! My God, it's so terrible to have children. There's so

much to worry about; they always make trouble for you.

My son, he's only 20 years old, but he already smokes

and drinks, and he always changes girlfriends. It's really

terrible. I wish he could be better, but no such luck. I've

been praying every day." She then asked the other

woman, "And how about you? Do you have any children?

How about your son?" So the younger woman said,

"Oh, my son is no problem! He never smokes, he never

drinks and he doesn't have a girlfriend. He doesn't even

utter one word about bad things." So the older woman

said, "Really? Fantastic! You're so blessed. How old is

he?" And the younger woman said, "Five months."

乖小孩

两位女士坐在火车上,因为旅途很长,她们就开始聊起家人和家里

的事。年纪较大的女士说:「天啊!有小孩真是伤脑筋!有那么多

事要操心,还老是惹麻烦给你。我儿子才二十岁,就已经会抽烟、

喝酒,而且一直换女朋友,真是糟透了!我希望他改好一点,他也

不改,只好天天求老天保佑。」接着,她问另外一位女士:「那你

呢? 有小孩吗? 儿子怎样?」那位女士回答:「噢!我儿子没问

题,他从不抽烟、不喝酒,也没有女朋友,甚至没讲过什么不好的

话。」那位较年长的女士说:「真的吗?太好了! 真有福气!你儿

子多大了?」比较年轻的女士回答:「五个月大。」

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