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关于好笑的英语脑筋急转弯大全及答案
好笑的脑筋急转弯既能考验智商，又能活跃气氛。下面就是我给大家带来的关于好笑的英语 脑筋急转弯大全及答案 ，希望大家喜欢!
关于好笑的 英语脑筋急转弯 大全及答案【一】
Questions:
1.Whose eyes never close
谁的眼睛从来不闭
2.What is a fish net made of
鱼网是什么做的
3.What walks all day on its head
什么东西整天用头走路
4.What's the difference between a monkey and a flea
猴子和跳蚤的区别是什么
Keys:
1.A neddle's eye.
针眼.
2.Little holes tied together with strings.
用绳子系起来的小洞洞.
3.A nail on a horse.
马蹄铁上的钉子.
4.A monkey can have fleas but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子可能长跳蚤,跳蚤不可能生猴子.
Notes:
3.the head of the nail钉子头
4.flea /fli:/n.跳蚤
关于好笑的英语脑筋急转弯大全及答案【二】
英语 绕口令
1. silly sheep weep and sleep.
2. six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
3. six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
4. six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
5. stupid superstition!
6. the batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
7. the great greek grape growers grow great greek grapes.
8. the soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
9. there those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
1. there's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
关于好笑的英语脑筋急转弯大全及答案【三】
英语笑话 故事
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEE ANYTHING.
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked(洗劫，掠夺) . On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
THANKS! WE HEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!
布朗太太要外出一天。 她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：家里没人，请不要留下任何东西!
她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房子被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：谢谢!我们什么也没留下!
关于好笑的英语脑筋急转弯大全及答案【四】
英语绕口令
1. it's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!
2. little red lorry
3. miss smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
4. never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
5. nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
6. picky people pick peter pan peanut butter. peter pan peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
7. ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
8. she said she should sit.
9. shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
关于好笑的英语脑筋急转弯大全及答案【五】
英语笑话故事
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。
酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?"
男人："我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。"
酒吧招待："那你应该高兴才是啊!"
男人："不，今天是这个月的最后一天。"
冷幽默的脑筋急转弯英文
语言是一门艺术，通过脑筋急转弯了解英语的艺术，不是很好嘛?以下是我为大家准备的冷幽默脑筋急转弯英文，希望大家喜欢!
英语脑筋急转弯
Questions:
1.On April lst,1990,160 people walked out of the bestcinema in Chicago.What happened
1990年4月1日, 160人从芝加哥最好的影院出来.发生了什事
2.It usually takes a man two days to travel from SanFrancisco to New York by car. But Mr.Black left SanFrancisco on Friday and arrives on the same Friday.How could he do it
从旧金山到纽约开车一般需要2天时间,可是布莱克先生星期五离开旧金山,当天就到了纽约.他怎样做到的
3.What's too much for one and just right for two
什么东西对一个人来说太多,对两个人来说正好
Keys:
1.The film was over.
电影散场了.
2.He took a plane.
他坐的是飞机.
3.A secret.
秘密.
Notes:
3.英语中"Just between you and me"意即"keep it a secret"(仅
限于你我之间,请保守秘密).
英语绕口令
1. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter。
贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面。
2. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks。
当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西。
3. Few free fruit flies fly from flames。
没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去。
4. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate。
五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬。
5. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight。for a bright night light is just like a slight light。
像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。
7. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together。
一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。
8. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢?
9. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See。
西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千。现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千。
10. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite。
英语笑话故事：I didn't know that I was so far back already
A big battle was going on during the First World War.Guns were firing， and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere.After an hour of this， one of the soldiers decidedthat the fighting was getting too dangerous for him， so he leftthe front line and began to go away from the battle. After hehad walked for an hour，he saw an officer coming towardshim. The officer stopped him and said，“ where are you going?” “I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battlethat's going on behind us， sir，” the soldier answered. “Do you know who I am?” the officer said to him angrily.“I'm your commanding officer.” The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said，“My God，I didn't know that I was so far back already!”
第一次世界大战期间，一场大战役正在进行。枪炮轰鸣，炮弹和子弹到处乱飞。这样过了一个小时后，一个士兵认定战斗对他来说变得太危险了，所以他离开前线开始逃离战场。步行了一个小时之后，他看见一个军官向他走过来。那军官叫住他说：“你要到哪儿去?” “长官，我正尽可能远地躲开我们身后正在进行的战役，”士兵回答说。 “你知道我是谁吗?”军官生气地对他说：“我是你的指挥官。” 那士兵听到此话感到非常惊讶，说：“天哪，我想不到我已经往回跑了这么远了!”
有趣的英语脑筋急转弯
分享些有趣的英语脑筋急转弯，不错的课外学习读物，以下是我为大家准备的有趣的英语脑筋急转弯，希望大家喜欢!
英语脑筋急转弯
Questions:
1.Where does afternoon come before morning in the world
世界上哪个地方下午比早上先到
2.A doctor had a brother who went out west.But the man
who went out west had no brother.How can this be
医生有个哥哥去了西部,可是去了西部的这个人没有弟弟,这是怎
么回事
3.How do you know policemen are strong
为什么说警察很健壮
Keys:
1.In the dictionary.
在字典里.
2.The doctor was a lady doctor.
医生是女的.
3.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand.
因为他们一只手就能让车辆停住.
Notes:
3.hold up使停顿,受阻
英语绕口令
1、 Upper roller lower roller.
2、 I saw a saw that could not saw any other saw I ever saw.
3、 The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.
4、 A good cook could cook as many cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
5、 Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?
6、 A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.
7、 I’m not the fig plucker,but the fig plucker’s son. But I’ll pluck figs until the fig plucker comes.
8、 If one doctor doctors anther doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctors the doctor the way the doctor is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
9、 If a sledding snail went down a slippery slide, would a sail or slide down the slide?
10、 Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.
1、 上面的滚轴，下面的滚轴。
2、 我见到一把锯，这把锯不能锯我曾看到的其他锯。
3、 第六个生病的酋长是第六个信徒的病人。
4、 一位好的厨师可以做出和能做饼干的好厨师一样多的饼干。
5、 黑虫子咬了一只大黑熊。可大黑虫子咬的那只大黑熊在哪儿呢?
6、 一只大黑虫子咬了小甲虫，而小甲虫又反嘴咬了那只大黑虫子。
7、 我不是摘无花果的人，而是摘无花果的人的儿子。但我会摘无花果的人来之前摘无花果。
8、 如果一位医生给另一位医生看病，给医生看病的医生会按照医生给医生看病的方式给那位医生看病吗?或是医生按照医生看病的医生的方式给那位医生看病?
9、 如果一只滑雪橇的蜗牛从光滑的斜坡上滑下来，那蜗牛是从斜坡上滑雪橇下来的还是滑下来的?
10、 贝蒂买了黄油，但黄油是苦的，所以贝蒂买了更好的黄油来使苦黄油变好一些。
英语笑话故事：酒吧里的猴子The Monkey
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
一男子去酒吧，点了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。当他环视酒吧时，发现一只猴子荡下来，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。
该男子问酒吧招待，这只猴子是谁的。服务员回答说是钢琴手的。男子走到钢琴手面前问：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒吗?”钢琴手回答说：“没有，但是如果你能哼唱，我会为你演奏的。”
关于英语的脑筋急转弯
一、Q：What question can you never answer 'yes' to?
A：'Are you asleep?'
这句话可能还有其他答案，不过这一个肯定是经典之一。因为绝对没有人在睡着后还能回答“你睡着了吗？”这个问题的。
二、Q：When were the Middle Ages?
A：Between the ones that came before and the ones that came after.
Middle Ages本来是指欧洲历史上的中世纪（约AD500－－AD1500年）。但答案却巧妙运用了middle（中间的）的含义：中间的年代就是处于以前年代和以后年代之间的年代。
三、Q：Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
A：There were more knights in those days.
Dark Ages本来是指欧洲中世纪早期的“黑暗时代”，而Middle Ages（中世纪）正是以骑士（knights）著称的时代。答案借助了knights和nights（夜晚）读音相同的特点，而且night和dark也相互呼应，非常巧妙。
扩展资料：
脑筋急转弯最早起源于古印度。脑筋急转弯是由时报文化于1989年12月06日发行的一系列单篇漫画笑话全集，由前一页漫画式的问题到翻过面后出人意料的答案。造成当时台湾社会极大的流行热潮，大街小巷都在互相询问脑筋急转弯，演变至已经成为一种冷笑话的模式了，后传入中国大陆的。
这种文字游戏有个明显的特点，题面很普通，但答案十分气人或十分搞笑，有时，会起到间接骂人的作用。一经破解，令人喷饭。所以问问脑筋急转弯在party上也有调节气氛的作用，还有以下八大好处：
1．开发智力
2．激活脑细胞，让大脑得到锻炼
3．提高想象力
4．防止老年性痴呆
5．活跃气氛（一个好的脑筋急转弯能拉两个人的距离）
6．拓展知识面（很多都是带有典故的）
7．提高幽默感（可加入非特别正规的演讲中）
8．打破惯性思维 (可有不同见解)
