热搜:幽默笑话,英语幽默笑话
Joke One
Son: I'm home sick! I'm home sick!
Mother: But you are at home!
Son: I know--- and I'm sick of it!
Joke Two
Once, a fellow went into a restaurant and ordered a two-pound lobster. "Waiter," he said when his meal was placed before him, "this lobster has only one claw." "I'm sorry, sir," the waiter replied. "But sometimes the lobsters fight in the bank." "In that case," the diner said, "bring me the winner."
Joke One
homesick想家。此笑话故意曲解。be sick of...对......厌倦;腻烦。
Joke Two
order点餐,lobster龙虾,claw爪子,tank水槽, diner用餐者。