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中文翻译英文搞笑话语(中文翻译英文搞笑话语)

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中文搞笑英语翻译

常见搞笑翻译如下:

1、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉

2、Open water room.  开水间。

3、know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知。

4、American Chinese not enough 美中不足

5、heart flower angry open 心花怒放

6、go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过

7、as far as you go to die 有多远,死多远!

8、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条

9、you me you me 彼此彼此

10、seven up eight down 七上八下

11、love who who 爱谁谁

12、no three no four不三不四

13、morning three night four 朝三暮四

14、red face konw me 红颜知己

15、ten three point 十三点

16、no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一

17、You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you.你不鸟我,我也不鸟你。

18、You ask me,I ask who?你问我,我去问谁?

拓展资料

1、英汉翻译时不能英汉直译,以免造成上面的笑话。

2、翻译是在准确、通顺的基础上,把一种语言信息转变成另一种语言信息的行为。翻译是将一种相对陌生的表达方式,转换成相对熟悉的表达方式的过程。其内容有语言、文字、图形、符号和视频翻译。

幽默的的英语短句

1. 搞笑的英语句子翻译

一、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

(老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈) 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧。

13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " "努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明。

15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " "工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

17)When two's company, three's the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着? 二、励志的英语句子 1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪,值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

2.If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失败了,千万别忘了汲取教训。 3.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间 4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 过一种高尚而诚实的生活。

当你年老时回想起过去,你就能再一次享受人生。 5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言,你是一个人;但是对于某个人,你是他的整个世界。

6.Never judge people by their appearance. 永远不要以貌取人。 7.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急,最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 记住:最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。 9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 举起你的酒杯吧。

不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水,你想用的时候就享用吧! 10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 寻找更多的知识,多读一些书,坐在你家的前廊里,以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景,不要带上任何功利的想法。 11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前,先完善并了解自己。

12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着,因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。 13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心,也不要愁眉不展,因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail." 俗话说:“能登上金字塔的。

2. 跪求有趣的英文句子,如Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan

1.Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗?2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想,但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想,我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想.3.I scream,you scream,we all scream for ice-cream!我叫喊,你叫喊,我们都喊着要冰淇淋!4.How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼,那么他能做多少小甜饼呢?一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼.5.The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.这个司机喝醉了,他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里.6.Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.无论是晴天或是阴天.无论是冷或是暖,不管喜欢与否,我们都要经受风霜雨露.7.Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜.彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜.那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿?8.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,I wouldn't have thought so much.我有一种想法,但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法.如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法,我就不会想那么多了.9.Amid the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.雾蒙蒙,冰霜冻,手腕儿空空,话儿涌,只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸,直说自己把鬼碰.10.Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards,but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔,但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明.11.Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面.12.Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.当里尔登读评论时,丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西.13.Few free fruit flies fly from flames.没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去.14.Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬.15.There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.for a bright night light is just like a slight light.像今夜这样明亮的夜晚,就不需要点一盏夜灯,因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱.17.A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡,而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光18.How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?如果裁纸机能裁纸的话,一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢?19.Mr.See owned a saw and Mr.Soar owned a seesaw.Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.西先生有一个锯,萨先生有一个秋千.现在在萨先生看见西先生之前,西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千.20.If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演,就去买一只漂亮的,灵巧的风筝吧.21.Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡,所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了.22.A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼,结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口.23.Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后,弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆(炸薯条)。

3. 有趣搞笑的英语句子

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 (老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈)

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

When two's company, three's the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,

忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?

4. 搞笑的英语句子

1、When two's company, three's the result!两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!2、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。6、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

7、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。8、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

9、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。10、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。12、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?13、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

14、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。15、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。16、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。

17、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk .“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。18、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

19、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。

5. 幽默英语小短语,急用啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

英汉对照幽默小短语 Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人,每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系). Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? " 努力工作7a64e58685e5aeb931333234303034不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明. "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 When two's company, three's the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动,但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多;忘记的越多, 忘记的越多;知道的越少, 为什么学来着?。

6. 英语幽默短句100个

1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.

钞票不是万能的,毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水,所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个或更多。

6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。

10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

中文翻译英文搞笑话语(中文翻译英文搞笑话语)插图

恶搞的英语短句

1.搞笑的英语句子翻译

一、幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4)Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。 5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。 10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

(老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈) 11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 12)"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧。

13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " "努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明。

15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " "工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作。 16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

17)When two's company, three's the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着? 二、励志的英语句子 1.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪,值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

2.If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失败了,千万别忘了汲取教训。 3.Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间 4.Live a noble and honest life. Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again. 过一种高尚而诚实的生活。

当你年老时回想起过去,你就能再一次享受人生。 5.To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言,你是一个人;但是对于某个人,你是他的整个世界。

6.Never judge people by their appearance. 永远不要以貌取人。 7.Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急,最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

8.Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 记住:最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。 9.Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 举起你的酒杯吧。

不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水,你想用的时候就享用吧! 10.Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs. 寻找更多的知识,多读一些书,坐在你家的前廊里,以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景,不要带上任何功利的想法。 11.Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you. 在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前,先完善并了解自己。

12.Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着,因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。 13.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心,也不要愁眉不展,因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

14."There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail." 俗话说:“能登上金字塔的。

2.搞笑的英语句子

1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车,后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数,于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.我希望能像爷爷那样,安静地在睡梦中死去,而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊!

3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你。

4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

直译:在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。

5、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

直译:早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪!

6、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.直译:在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快.

7、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.直译:就象打桥牌。如果对手不好使,自己的手必须好使。

8、Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.直译:有些人就像Slinkies(弹簧玩具),没什么实在用处,但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去还是很有喜感。

9、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.直译:政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是:他们都很有规律地被替换,而且因为同一个理由——脏了!

10、sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching.直译:偶尔要回头看看,否则永远都在追寻,而不知道自己失去了什么。

3.有没有一些经典的英文句子

1我的世界不允许你的消失,不管结局是否完美。

Nomattertheendingisperfectornot,youcannotdisappearfrommyworld。2为什么幸福总是擦肩而过,偶尔想你的时候…。

就让…。回忆来陪我。

WhyIhavenevercatchedthehappiness?WheneverIwantyou,Iwillbeaccompanyedbythememoryof。 。

3爱情…在指缝间承诺指缝…。

在爱情下交缠。Love,promisedbetweenthefingersFingerrift,twistedinthelove4与你保持着一种暖昧的关系,怕自己会爱上你,怕你离开后,我会流泪Whenkeepingtheambiguitywithyou,IfearIwillfallinlovewithyou,andIfearIwillcryafteryourleaving。

5当香烟爱上(_火柴时,就注定受到伤害Whenacigarettefallsinlovewithamatch,itisdestinedtobehurt6Loveislikeabutterfly。Itgoeswhereitpleasesanditpleaseswhereitgoes。

爱情就像一只蝴蝶,它喜欢飞到哪里,就把欢乐带到哪里。7IfIhadasingleflowerforeverytimeIthinkaboutyou,Icouldwalkforeverinmygarden。

假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花,那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。 8WithinyouIlosemyself,withoutyouIfindmyselfwantingtobelostagain。

有了你,我迷失了自我。失去你,我多么希望自己再度迷失。

9IneedhimlikeIneedtheairtobreathe。 我需要他,正如我需要呼吸空气。

10Ifequalaffectioncannotbe,letthemorelovingbeme。如果没有相等的爱,那就让我爱多一些吧。

11Loveisavinethatgrowsintoourhearts。爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。

12IfIknowwhatloveis,itisbecauseofyou。因为你,我懂得了爱。

4.搞笑的英语句子

老妈叫我翻译!!!(超强爆笑)

今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道:给我讲讲这几句话什么意思

老妈:这个“i don't know.“是什么意思?

我说:“我不知道”

老妈:送你上大学上了几年,你怎么什么都不知道!!

我说:不是!就是“我不知道”吗!

老妈:还嘴硬!!!!$@%!#$^%#$%@$%@#$%!^%^!^%$^#..(一顿爆揍)

老妈:你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧,给我说说。

我说:是“我知道“

老妈:知道就快说。

我说:就是“我知道“

老妈:找茬呀你?刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不?

我说:就是我知道呀!

老妈:知道你还不说!!不懂不要装懂!*$%^@$#!%$@^%#*$^^^##$%(又一顿爆揍)

老妈:你给我小心点,花那么多钱送你上大学,搞的现在什么都不会,会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱,再问你最后一个,你给我好好解释一下,说不出来我在收拾你,你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思?

我晕倒,拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下,用头撞墙四十多下,双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下,用腿踢桌子角六十多下,血肉模糊之时,我问老妈:这下你满意吧

这不她老人家又来问我了:“儿啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~?“

我:“我很烦,别烦我“

老妈:“找打,跟你妈这么说话“(于是被扁)

老妈又问;“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“

我说:“我没听清,再说一次“

老妈又说了一遍:i hear nothing,repeat“

“我没听清,再说一次“

结果被扁

老妈再问:“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“

我说:“你说什么“(再次被扁)

老妈再问:“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'

我说:“查字典“

“查字典我还问你做甚“(被扁)

老妈又问:you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“

我说:“你最好问别人“

“你是我儿子,我问别人干吗,又找打.“

“啊!god save me !“

“上帝救救我吧!”

“耍你老妈玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁)

我再问你:“use you head,then think it over,又是什么意思啊!“

我说:“动动脑子,再仔细想想.“

“臭小子,还敢耍我“接着又要动手

我连忙说:“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”

“嗯,这还差不多,一会我给你做好吃的,明天再问你”

5.几个超搞笑的英语小笑

Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite。

The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies。 But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down。

谁更有礼貌? 一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。 瘦子说他更有礼貌,因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。

但是胖子认为他更有风度,因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时,总有两位女士能坐下。 Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys。

猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。

这个答案很有意思吧?。

6.能给几个搞笑又经典的英文句子

先给几个:

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。

When two's company, three's the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

最后给几个无敌的:

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

^_^请笑纳

7.求搞笑的英语句子,英语剧本用

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

(老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈) Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " “努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

When two's company, three's the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道【第一条】 英文:Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.中文:考试害了多少个孩子,让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。

【第二条】 英文:For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.中文:对于美女,看两眼就行,转身告诉自己,我老婆比她们都好。【第三条】 英文:Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.中文:你有没有发现,那些讨厌你的人,长得都特别丑。

【第四条】 英文:Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.中文:自从会玩QQ后,我发现我拼音越来越好了,读书都没这效果。【第五条】 英文:I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.中文:我空有一身泡妞的本事,可惜自己是个妞。

【第六条】 英文:I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!中文:我抽的不是烟,也不是寂寞,是二手烟!【第七条】 英文:Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.中文:考试有人靠的是实力,而我靠的是丰富的想象力。【第八条】 英文:Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.中文:国外:思想和才能才是王道,国内:关系和马屁才能横行。

【第九条】 英文:The teacher said to hear and fine, I know he's salary.中文:听到老师说又要开始罚钱,我就知道是他工资花完了。的越少,为什么学来着?。

幽默英语(要中文翻译)小笑话...

1:A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

医生懂得多

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."

2:英:

You can't go without me

The busis very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.

"Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts.

"It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him.

"But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.

译:

没有我你们走不了

公共汽车上很拥挤.一位男士想上车,但是没有人给他让路.

"喂,让我上车!"那位男士喊道.

"车太挤了,你最好坐下一辆"车上的一位乘客对他说.

"但是没有我你们走不了.我是司机!"那位男士说道.

3:Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

4:Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

好客

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿,他拿着一片奶酪回到房间,把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上,先生。”那小男孩说。

5:Dear white, something you got to know

When I was born, I was black.When I grow up, I am blackWhen I'm under the sun, I'm blackWhen I'm cold, I'm blackWhen I'm afraid, I'm black.

When I'm sick, I'm black.When I die, I'm still black.you---white people,When you were born, you were pink.When you grow up, you become white.You're red under the sun.You're blue when you're cold.You are yellow when you're afraid.You're green when you're sick.You're gray when you die.And you, call me "color"?

亲爱的白种人,有几件事你必须知道。 当我出生时,我是黑色的我长大了,我是黑色的我在阳光下,我是黑色的我寒冷时,我是黑色的我害怕时,我是黑色的我生病了,我是黑色的当我死了,我仍是黑色的。你---白种人,当你出生时,你是粉红色的。你长大了,变成白色的。你在阳光下,你是红色的。你寒冷时,你是青色的。你害怕时,你是黄色的。你生病时,你是绿色的。当你死时,你是灰色的。而你,却叫我「有色人种」?

6:Where is the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

“看,”哥哥说,“这些画多漂亮呀!”

“是啊,”弟弟说道,“可是在所有这些画中,只有妈妈和孩子。

那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”

哥哥想了会儿,然后解释道:“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗。”

7:How Many Rabbits?

Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?

Jonathan: Nine, sir.

Teacher: Nine?

Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.

多少只兔子?

老师:好,乔纳森,假如我给你三只兔子,第二天我又给你五只,你一共有多少只兔子?

乔纳森:一共有九只,先生。

老师:九只?

乔纳森:先生,我本来就有一只。

8:These Are My Jeans

After going on a diet,a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.

“Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”

Her husband looked at her for a long time,when said,“Honey,I love you,but these are my jeans.”

那是我的裤子!

一个妇女在减肥一段时间后自我感觉特别好——特别是当她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔裤时。她跑下楼冲她丈夫喊道:“快看,快看。我又能穿上以前的裤子了。”她丈夫看了她好一会儿,然后说:“亲爱的,我爱你。但那是我的裤子。”

9:The mean man's party

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

吝啬鬼请客

一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开。”

“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”

“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。

10:All I do is pay

"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."

"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?"

"I'm the people. All I do is pay."

我要做的一切就是付钱

布朗先生告诉同事说:“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子

是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长,我女儿是外交秘书。”

“听上去挺有意思的,”他的同事说,“那你的职务是什么呢?”

“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。”

搞笑英语带翻译短句

1.有趣的英语句子翻译

We are grazing ,the sheep in the next field. 我们在吃草,羊在旁边的地里。

英语中的逗号作用大着了。 1)As is known to everybody, the moon travels round the earth once every week。

=It is known to everybody that the moon travels round the earth once every week。 2)I send you 100 dollars today, the rest to follow in a year. =I send you 100 dollars today, and the rest will follow in a year.。

2.搞笑的英语句子

老妈叫我翻译!!!(超强爆笑)

今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道:给我讲讲这几句话什么意思

老妈:这个“i don't know.“是什么意思?

我说:“我不知道”

老妈:送你上大学上了几年,你怎么什么都不知道!!

我说:不是!就是“我不知道”吗!

老妈:还嘴硬!!!!$@%!#$^%#$%@$%@#$%!^%^!^%$^#..(一顿爆揍)

老妈:你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧,给我说说。

我说:是“我知道“

老妈:知道就快说。

我说:就是“我知道“

老妈:找茬呀你?刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不?

我说:就是我知道呀!

老妈:知道你还不说!!不懂不要装懂!*$%^@$#!%$@^%#*$^^^##$%(又一顿爆揍)

老妈:你给我小心点,花那么多钱送你上大学,搞的现在什么都不会,会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱,再问你最后一个,你给我好好解释一下,说不出来我在收拾你,你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思?

我晕倒,拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下,用头撞墙四十多下,双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下,用腿踢桌子角六十多下,血肉模糊之时,我问老妈:这下你满意吧

这不她老人家又来问我了:“儿啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~?“

我:“我很烦,别烦我“

老妈:“找打,跟你妈这么说话“(于是被扁)

老妈又问;“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“

我说:“我没听清,再说一次“

老妈又说了一遍:i hear nothing,repeat“

“我没听清,再说一次“

结果被扁

老妈再问:“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“

我说:“你说什么“(再次被扁)

老妈再问:“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'

我说:“查字典“

“查字典我还问你做甚“(被扁)

老妈又问:you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“

我说:“你最好问别人“

“你是我儿子,我问别人干吗,又找打.“

“啊!god save me !“

“上帝救救我吧!”

“耍你老妈玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁)

我再问你:“use you head,then think it over,又是什么意思啊!“

我说:“动动脑子,再仔细想想.“

“臭小子,还敢耍我“接着又要动手

我连忙说:“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”

“嗯,这还差不多,一会我给你做好吃的,明天再问你”

3.英语小笑话带翻译

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"。

4.几个超搞笑的英语小笑

Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite。

The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies。 But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down。

谁更有礼貌? 一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。 瘦子说他更有礼貌,因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。

但是胖子认为他更有风度,因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时,总有两位女士能坐下。 Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys。

猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。

这个答案很有意思吧?。

5.英语搞笑句子

Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercardVisa.

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Lovetheneighbor.Butdon'tgetcaught.

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.

每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

Childreninbackseatscauseaccidents.Accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams."Sogotosleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。

Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hardworkneverkilledanybody."Butwhytaketherisk?"

“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Workfascinatesme."Icanlookatitforhours!"

“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。

Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult!

两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是

6.急需100句有趣的英语句子(有翻译)

a bird in the hand is worth two the bush 一鸟在手,胜似二鸟在林 a blank slate 干净的黑板(新的一页,新的开始) a bone to pick 可挑剔的骨头(争端,不满) a cat nap 打个盹儿 a chip off the old block 大木头上砍下来的小木片(子肖其父) a chip on one's shoulder 肩头的木片(自卑感,因为自卑而爱找别人麻烦;喜欢向人挑衅) a ouch potato 躺椅上的马铃薯(懒鬼) a cake walk 走去吃糕(易事) a headache 头痛(麻烦事) a knock out 击倒(美得让人倾倒) a load off my mind 心头大石落地 a nut 傻子,疯子 a pain in the neck 脖子疼(苦事) a piece of cake 一块蛋糕(小菜一碟,易事一件) a pig 猪猡 a shot in the dark 盲目射击(瞎猜) a short fuse 引线短(脾气火爆) a sinking ship 正在下沉的船 a slam dunk 灌篮(轻而易举的事) a slap in the face 脸上挨了一耳光(公然受辱) a smoke screen 烟幕 a social butterfly 社交蝴蝶(善于交际,会应酬的人) a stick in the mud 烂泥中的树枝 a thick skin 厚脸皮 a thorn in someone's side 腰上的荆棘(芒刺在背) a turn coat 反穿皮袄的人(叛徒) an uphill battle 上坡作战(在逆境中求胜) a weight off my shoulders 放下肩头重担 ace 得满分(得到完美的结果) all ears 全是耳朵(洗耳恭听) all thumbs 满手都是大拇指(笨手笨脚) an ace up my sleeve 袖里的王牌 an open and shut case明显的事件 ants in one's pants 裤裆里有蚂蚁(坐立不安) back in the saddle重上马鞍(重整旗鼓) back on track重上轨道(改过自新) backfire逆火(弄巧成拙,适得其反) ball and chain 铁球铁链,甜蜜的枷(老婆) beat a dead horse 鞭打死马令其奔驰(徒劳) beaten by the ugly stick 被丑杖打过(生得难看) beggar can't be choosers 讨饭的谈不上挑三拣四 bet on it 下这一注稳赢(有把握,无疑)bet your life 把命赌上(绝对错了) better half 我的另一半 between a rack and a hard place 进退维谷(前有狼后有虎) big headed 大脑袋(傲慢,自大) bigger fish to fry 有更大的鱼要炸(有更重要的事要办) bite off more than one can chew 贪多嚼不烂 bite the bullet 咬子弹(强忍痛苦) birds of a feather flock together 羽毛相同的鸟总飞成一群(物以类聚) blow up in you face 在眼前爆炸(事情完全弄砸了) bologna 胡说,瞎说 break a let 折断一条腿(表演真实,演出成功) break the ice 破冰(打破僵局) bright聪明,灵光 brown nose 讨好,谄媚 bug somebody 使人讨厌 bull in a china shop 瓷器店里的蛮牛(笨拙的人,动辄弄坏东西的人) bump into 撞上(巧遇) burn brides 烧桥(过河拆桥) burst your bubble 扎破泡泡(打破人的幻想,煞风景) bury one's head in the sand把头埋在沙里(自欺欺人) butterfingers奶油手指(抓不稳东西的人) butterflies in my stomach肚里有只蝴蝶(心里紧张,七上八下) buy the farm买下农场(归道山,死了) call it a night一日事毕,可以睡觉了 can't teach an old dog new tricks老狗学不会新把戏 cash in my chips兑换筹码(睡觉,就寝) chicken鸡(胆小鬼) circle the wagons把篷车围成一圈(严阵以待) clean up one's act自我检点,自我改进 come down in bucket倾盆大雨 come down in sheets整片整片地下(倾盆大雨) cool your lips冷静下来 cost someone an arm and a leg要花上一条胳膊一条腿(代价昂贵) count on something /doing something 这事靠得住 count your chickens before they hatch 蛋还没孵化,先数小鸡 crock 破瓦片(无用之物,废话) cross the line 跨过线(做得太过分了) cross that bridge when we come to it 到了桥头就过桥(船到桥头自然直) cry over spilled milk 为泼了牛奶而哭(为过去的失败而懊丧cushion the blow 给垫着点儿(说话绵软一点,以免打太重) cut to the chase 抄捷径去追猎物(不绕圈子,开门见山,单刀直入) daily grind 例行苦事,每天得干的苦工 days are numbered 来日无多 dead center 正当中 deadend street 死路,死巷子 A bad beginning makes a bad ending. 不善始者不善终。

A bad thing never dies. 遗臭万年。 A bad workman always blames his tools. 不会撑船怪河弯。

A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush. 一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。 A boaster and a liar are cousins-german. 吹牛与说谎本是同宗。

A bully is always a coward. 色厉内荏。 A burden of one's choice is not felt. 爱挑的担子不嫌重。

A candle lights others and consumes itself. 蜡烛照亮别人,却毁灭了自己。 A cat has 9 lives. 猫有九条命。

A cat may look at a king. 猫也可以打量国王,意为人人平等。 A close mouth catches no flies. 病从口入。

A constant guest is never welcome. 常客令人厌。 Actions speak louder than words. 事实胜于雄辩。

Adversity leads to prosperity. 穷则思变。 Adversity makes a man wise, not rich. 逆境出人才。

A fair death honors the whole life. 死得其所,流芳百世。 A faithful friend is hard to find. 知音难觅。

A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit. 吃一堑,长一智。 A fox may grow gray, but never。

7.英语笑话,带翻译(短)

Stranger: Catch any fish?

Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning.

Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden.

Fisherman: Know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in the state.

陌生人:钓到鱼了吗?

钓鱼者:我是谁?一早晨我就在这条小溪钓到了40多条鱼呢。

陌生人:你知道我是谁吗?我是这里的渔猎执行官。

钓鱼者:那你知道我是谁吗?我是全国最大的说谎者。

8.英语短笑话带翻译

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不识字

布朗夫人:哦,

亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!

史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!

布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with

the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents

more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。

“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老

太太那么感兴趣呢?”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

完美儿子

A:我有一个很完美的儿子.

B:他抽烟吗?

A:不抽.

B:他喝威士忌酒吗?

A:不喝.

B:他会不会很晚回家?

A:不会.

B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?

A:下个星期三就满6个月了.

9.英语小笑话带翻译

my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不识字

布朗夫人:哦,

亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!

史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!

布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”

Two Birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

老师:请说说看。

学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

呵呵,尽量能帮得到你~

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