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Joke One
Landlady: I charge 30 dollars a night, and only 15 dollars if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Landlady: Hang up. I'll get you a hammer and nails.
Joke Two
One day, when I was walking along a London street, I saw a friend of mine standing in front of a shop window. She was looking at a dress attentively and didn't notice me. When I said hello to her, she asked me whether I liked the dress. I looked at it. Oh, my God! It was terribly ugly! In order not to hurt her feelings, I said, "Well, not bad." "My dear!" She stared at me surprisingly. " Your taste is too bad." said she, I've never seen a dress as ugly as that!"
Joke One
make the/one's bed整理床铺;制作床。
Joke Two
没有说实话，却让对方嘲笑"品味太低"。
