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英语分级阅读-美式幽默笑话3则

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LV1-Two Pieces 幽默笑话:两块蛋糕

Two Pieces of Cake

Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!

两块蛋糕

汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

LV2-幽默笑话:聪明的儿子

ne day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn’t write the address and addressee‘s name on the envelope.

有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。

After the son comes back, the father asks him: “You have thrown the letter in the mail box?”

儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?”

Certainly

“当然”

“You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?”

“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”

“I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope.”

“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”

“Then why you didn’t take it back?”

“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”

“I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!”

“我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!”

LV3-幽默笑话:出色的回答

My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that he didn't feel like it. Exasperated, I said, "Where would you be right now if I didn't feel like making dinner?"He thought for a moment and then replied, " A restaurant?"

我在准备晚饭的时候,我叫年仅五岁的儿子把玩具都收拾起来。当我问他为什么没做他的差事时,他说他不想做。我感到有些恼火,就对他说:“要是我说我不想做晚饭,这时你会在哪里呢?”

他略加思索便回答说:“在饭店里?”

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