笑话哦热搜：双语笑话
A talkative girl likes to criticize her guests, which annoys her mother. One day, they knew that a gentleman was coming, and his nose was cut off because of an accident. Her mother was afraid that the little girl would talk about it when she saw this gentleman, so she asked her to come to her and say, "Mary, when Mr. Smith came this afternoon, you must remember: Don't talk about his nose. If you do this, he will be angry. I feel very embarrassed." In the afternoon, Mr. Smith came to her house; When he was sitting in the living room talking, the little girl came in. She looked carefully at Mr. Smith's face, turned to her mother and said, "Mom, you told me not to talk about Mr. Smith's nose! He really has no nose!"
译文
一个多嘴的女孩子，爱批评到她家里来的客人，这使她母亲感到烦恼。一天，她们知道有位先生要来，他的鼻子因遭到意外的事而被割去了。她母亲恐怕小女孩看见这位先生时会说到这事，所以叫她到面前来，说道：“玛丽，史密斯先生下午来时，你必须记着：不可谈及他的鼻子，如果这样做，他便会生气，我觉得很难为情。”下午史密斯先生来到她家里；当他坐在客厅谈话的时候，这小女孩走进来，她仔细看了看史密斯先生的脸，就转身向她的母亲说道：“妈妈，你吩咐我不要说到史密斯先生的鼻子，呀！他真的没有鼻子！”
