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笑到肚子痛的英文笑话

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1. 找不到“呼叫”按钮

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

你妈妈太蠢啦,当有人闯入她的房子时,她跑下楼,拨了微波炉上的9-1-1按键,但是找不到“呼叫”按钮。

  2. 别担心

Roses are red.

玫瑰是红的。

Your blood is too.

你的血也是红的。

You look like a monkey

你就像个猴子,

And belong in a zoo.

属于动物园的猴子。

Do not worry,

别担心,

I'll be there too.

我也会去那儿。

Not in the cage,

只不过不是去笼子里

But laughing at you.

而是去笑你。

3. 记在我的账上

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

当鸭子看到口红会说什么呢?

"Put it on my bill."

记在我的账上。

4. 不喜欢打扰她

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

我18个月不跟妻子说话了。我不喜欢打扰她。

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