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2008奥运会小故事 英文
Good afternoon!
Before I introduce our cultural programs, I want to tell you one thing first about 2008. You're going to have a great time in Beijing.
China has its own sport legends. Back to Song Dynasty, about the 11th century, people started to play a game called Cuju, which is regarded as the origin of ancient football. The game was very popular and women were also participating. Now, you will understand why our women football team is so good today.
Cultural events will unfold each year, from 2005 to 2008. We will stage multi-disciplined cultural programs, such as concerts, exhibitions, art competitions and camps which will involve young people from around the world. During the Olympics, they will be staged in the Olympic Village and the city for the benefit of the athletes.
Our Ceremonies will give China's greatest-and the world's greatest artists a stage for celebrating the common aspirations of humanity and the unique heritage of our culture and the Olympic Movement.
At last, I believe that Beijing will prove to be a land of wonders to athletes, spectators and the worldwide television audience alike. Come and join us.
Thank you, Mr. President. Thank you all.
译文:
你好! 在我介绍我们的文化节目之前, 我想首先告诉你一 件事大约2008 年。你将会去有了不起的时光在北京。中国有它自己的体育传奇。回到宋朝, 关于第11 个世纪, 人们开始演奏赛 称Cuju, 被认为古老橄榄球的起源。这场比赛非常普遍并且妇女并且参与。现在, 你了解为什么我们的女子橄榄球队今天很好。文化 事件每年将展开, 从2005 年到2008 年。我们将演出多被磨练的文 化节目, 譬如音乐会, 陈列, 艺术将涉及青年人世界各地的竞争对 手和阵营。在奥林匹克其间, 他们将被演出在奥林匹克村庄和这个城市为运动员的目的。我们的仪式将给中国和世界的伟大人民, 最了不起的艺术家一个阶段为庆祝人类和我们的文化和奥林匹克运动独特遗产的共同志向。最后, 我相信北京将被证明 是奇迹土地对运动员, 观众和全世界电视观众。来加入我.谢谢总统,谢谢大家.
从几年前北京着手申办2008年北京奥运会开始，2008年北京奥运会这个话题就一直备受关注。目前关注的焦点已从申办之初许下的诺言转移到如何真正履行诺言。在我看来，要跨越诺言与现实之间的鸿沟，北京还有很长一段路要走。
The 2008 Olympic Game has been the most discussed and anticipated event through out Beijing ever since Beijing bid for it years ago. Yet the focus has shifted from making a promise to making good a promise after Beijing’s successful bid. In my opinion, to bridge the gap between a promise and reality, Beijing still has a long way to go. Here are some of my ideas on how to fill that gap.
首先，在所有亟待解决的问题中，跨越英语口语这一难关至关重要。学会一门语言的关键在于坚持不懈。我们到能不能做到让大多数国人在2008年到来之前都学会说英语？这一问题需要我们不断努力和尝试。
First, the speaking of English is far most important than all other difficulties. Learning a language takes a long time and a lot of heart ship, it’s not easy. So can we get most of Chinese to speak English before 2008? It needs us to try and practice very hard.
其次，交通拥挤一直是困扰北京的老大难问题。一辆接一辆车连在一起构成的汽车长龙加之它们不断排放到空气中的黑烟这种情景早就给我们留下了深刻的印象。我相信没有一个国人愿意把北京的这一面暴露给来自世界各地的参赛队员和新闻记者，因为它会严重损坏北京的形象和声誉。所以，我们必须致力于建设绿色奥运这一目标。
Second, traffic jams have been an age-old headache in Beijing, the scenes of long queues of vehicles worming their way inch by inch while discharging dark fumes into the air had given all of us a really bad impression, and I know that none of us wish to show off that side of Beijing to athletes and journalists over the world, it would blemish the city’s image and leave a bad reputation. So we have to work real hard on Green Olympics.
还有，为了各项工作的顺利实施，一个高瞻远瞩的整体城市规划必不可少。如果时间允许，重新设计和调整北京的建筑风格会为构建北京的城市特色创造环境。把东方的精致和西方的宏伟结合在一起一定会在众多建筑风格中独树一帜。要做到以上几点，北京应该听取得来自一流建筑师的建议并作出整体规划。
Thirdly, to add enchantment to convenience, an over-all city planning is indispensable. If time permits, a redesign of city layout and adjustment of architectural style would provide a better environment for fostering the characteristics, blending oriental elegance with international grandeur, will tower a lot among surrounding architectures. To achieve such effects, Beijing shall solicit opinions from first-rate architects and make an overall plan.
尽管如此，要实现全世界对北京的期盼，北京还有许许多多工作要做。但我们有信心在2008年到来之前把北京建设成为一个全新的城市。巨大的变化每天都在这个城市发生，相信在不远的将来，北京将会成为全世界关注的焦点。世界相信北京，这也是北京申奥成功的原因。我们一定会抓住这次机遇并为之全力以赴。今天，我们还没有做好准备，但在2008年到来之前我们一定会准备好！
Even though, Beijing still has a lot to do to reach the level that the world expects, but we have the confidence to make Beijing a brand new city by the year 2008. Huge changes are taking places, and not far in the future, Beijing will be the focus of all worlds’ attention. The world trusts Beijing and that’s why Beijing won the bid. We will grasp this opportunity and do our best. We are not yet ready but we will be by the year 2008.
让我们一起祝福北京祝福2008年北京奥运会吧！谢谢！
Let’s all wish the best for the 2008 Olympic games in Beijing. Thanks for your listening
英语小故事及翻译（关于奥运 90词就行）
The 29th Olympic Games was held in Beijing, China in 2008. Beijing chooses five friendlies as Olympic mascots. They are Beibei, Jingjing, Huanhuan, Yingying and Nini. They mean “Welcome to Beijing”. The Blue Beibei is a fish, the black Jingjing is a panda, the red Huanhuan is the Olympic flame, the yellow Yingying is the Tibetan antelope and the green Nini is a swallow.They carry a message of friendship and peace.
2008年的第29届奥运会在中国北京举行。北京选择了福娃作为奥运吉祥物。他们是贝贝，晶晶，欢欢，迎迎，和妮妮。意思是“北京欢迎你”。蓝色的贝贝是一条鱼，黑色的晶晶是只熊猫，红色的欢欢是奥运圣火，黄色的迎迎是一只藏羚羊，绿色的妮妮是只燕子。他们代表着友谊与和平。
帮忙翻译下列奥运趣闻成英语
Belarus in Beijing Olympic Games go for gold an athlete , be national one meat factory's turn to
will be that a recipient of gold medal supplies sausage all self's life. But country woman
basketball team going down well extremely in Belarus in the homeland, the special pay being owed
meat a factory. They Young Pioneer will enjoy the use of sausage for free all self's life
disregarding what medal to winning. The chairman who owes meat a factory fits , this rewards
concrete way details remaining to be consulted with. But, the product may gain one two time every
month is supplied by the athlete who encourages and rewards. Be a factory's turn and point out,
encourage and reward we are able to consider apud certainly also prior to, with taste of individual
athlete.
Since Bindela participates in Olympiad for India wins self, the first pieces of individual gold
medal become the Indian hero the day afer tomorrow. Except 10 million rupees (add up to 1,630,000
yuan of RMB about) prize money, the India sports branch rewards him but rides in all self's life
gratis the train first-class compartment. Be that Mongolia wins Olympiad history the left-hand seat
piece gold medal judo athlete selected for a sports meet Tubuxinbayaer besides except will gain
the prize money deceiving 120 million Tugelike add up to 10,000 U. S. dollar ) (about of the
country government, coming under telecommunication company also decides the telephone number
providing Tubuxinbayaer with "9999-9999" for free on 14th , is a lucky figure because of "9" pair
of Mongolia to inspect with fellow countrymen. On, translation "crosses over a mistake
increasingly"
Twin , elder sister Zhang Yu , younger sister Zhang Wei inside the Chinese team, that two people
is born in Liaoning , height in 1986 all is 1.84 meters. Chinese woman's basketball twin sisters
Zhang Yu and Zhang Wei two people are born in Liaoning in 1986 , two person height is the same ,
weight is the same, however different hair style lets person can distinguish just now. Be in abroad
let alone in in the homeland,the twin is in a national team playing basketball being unable to
seldom few. Bring about bothering for an opponent is that two the sisters who defend Young Pioneer
sometimes moving the fleetness stares at a mistake whenever two sisters takes part in the
competition at the same time . Elder sister Zhang Yu comes on the stage getting the backboard at
00:05:02 at 00:07:06, younger sister Zhang Wei comes on the stage getting 2 mark at 00:08:49 in
Chinese woman's basketball group match among third competition. Be happy to be indicated that by
person two the sisters who are called a beautiful woman: "I should like everybody to be able to
show solicitude for our presence much behaviour to go ahead". Feidele is that the judge drives a
locust
The "king of ballgame" shows Switzerland on Feidele this year's Olympiad leaving much to be desired, before singles explode among 1/4 final in competition to cool down to convey the gold medal having overcome being laid mines , having got only tennis ball men's double. "The fee god's is called" by person he, still has been left a little brightened dot by audience on this year's Olympiad , arouse and scene audience laughter a sheet of. It truns out that he has let little one locust become a "leading role" in competition . Feidele sees the queen use bat to have allocated this "naughty" little chap away , walk until seeing it spring on the back one locust eager to seek publicity has been arrived at swiftly acting as a referee,"god" only the smiling expression having shown a shop sign again.
有关于奥运的英语小品!
我帮你翻译了一篇 忽忽
人物:白云(B),黑土(H),小燕(X)
白云上:"黑土走了吗?小燕上学走了吗?走了?都走了!剩下我白云,该我练练节目为了迎奥运参战!"
heitu gone? Xiaoyan go to school? Gone? All gone! so let me practice the programe in order to welcome the Olympic! "
(这里可以跳舞唱歌什么的先表演一下)
黑土上:"你这是干啥?"
what are you doing here
白云:"排练节目呢,别在着捣乱?"
i am busy now Do not make trouble
黑土:"小燕哪去了,英语老师让她去上课!"
where is Xiaoyan, English teacher let her go to english class!
白云"她上哪儿我也不知道."
i do not know where she is
黑土:"你能知道啥?成天不是写书就是跳舞"说完拿起手机拨:"小燕!小燕!我是你爹!我是你爷爷,爷爷!有事快回来---"
what did you know?just dancing and writing all days Xiaoyan!Xiaoyan! i am your father!i am your
grandfather,grandfatrher! Come home quickly
白云:"啥意思,你啥意思,连辈都整不明白.名副其实的老年痴呆!"
what?what's your mean?you don't know who you are.
totally a fool
小燕:"爷爷你找我?"(小燕气喘吁吁地上来)
Grandpa,you call me?
白云:"小燕你上哪儿去了?"
Where you went to
小燕:"在学校参加迎奥运文艺彩排!"
i have practiced the program in order to welcome the Olympic in school
黑土:"你也练节目?"
You are rehearsing too?
小燕:"爷爷,老师让我独唱呢!"
Grandpa, the teacher let me do solo
白云:"你还能唱歌,你嗓子要是象你爷爷,唱一句该不会把外国人都吓昏了吧?"
You can sing?if you like your grandfather's voice, foreigners will shocked when they heard about your voice
黑土:"象你奶奶好,象你奶奶人前一站你找对象都难."
If you look like your grandmother, could not find boyfriends
小燕:"爷爷奶奶别说了."然后又问:"爷爷你叫我回来干啥?"
Do not speak.why you call me back
黑土:"老师让你去上英语课."
the teacher let you to English class
小燕:"爷爷,我去不了,今天下午老师让我练歌."
grandpa, I could not go, this afternoon teacher let me practice the song
黑土:"练什么练,快去学英语,别耽误上课."
Studies English quickly, do not delay the class
小燕:"爷爷今天不行,节目安排非常紧,抽不出时间."
grandpa,is not good today, the program arranges to be tight, cannot extract the time
黑土:"请个假呗唱歌还能当饭吃?小燕听话,学好外语,一个女孩子家,将来当个英语教师什么的.吃个轻松饭,奥运会是国家和运动员的事,咱们参合啥?"
Asks for leave to teacher .Studies the foreign language diligently, in the future will work as teacher of English anything. , the Olympic Games are national and athlete's matter
白云:"你说什么?开奥运没你事儿?难道你不是中国人?"
What did you say? Holds the Olympic Games is not your business? Aren't you the Chinese ?
黑土:"是又怎么样?奥运会也不缺我黑土."
so what?The Olympic Games do not lack me
小燕:"爷爷,别阻止我去唱歌好吗?"
Grandfather, please don't prevent me to sing
黑土:"不是不让,是不想让你误了学英语."
I dont want to let you delay study English
小燕:"误什么?参加奥运会演出还能锻炼自己,接触外国人还能加强口语,再说,奥运会对咱中国人多重要!"
Attends the Olympic Games perform can also exercise itself, contacts the foreigner also to be able to strengthen the spoken language, and, the Olympic Games are much important to our Chinese! “
黑土:"重要在哪啊?"
what's the important
白云:"这奥运会咱盼了多少年,如今才圆了这个梦!你说重要在哪?"
we had hoped the OlympicGames for many years, only , then has been round this dream today!
小燕:"奶奶说的对
grandmother is right
白云:"就是,咱们中国人站起来了,外国人也不敢小瞧我们了.过去洋人管我们叫东亚病夫,现在,特别是把刘翔一瞧,他们立刻都变成了刘翔的粉条."
yes Chinese become strong.The foreigner did not dare to look down on us .In the past the foreigner called us as sicker in East Asian.Now, specially Liu Xiang,They turn Liu Xiang's starch noodles immediately
小燕:"是粉丝!"
is fans...
白云:"我一听2008年在中国开奥运会就立刻写了一首歌"
i write a song for 2008 Olympic Games
小燕:"什么歌?唱给我听听,好不好"
a song?let me hear ok?
白云:"好,那就让我孙女听听"
ok
(这里再表演个歌)
小燕:"奶奶你唱的太棒了,词写的也好.奶奶声音就想歌唱家."
grandmother, you sing so good, the Lyrics also well . grandmother's voice like the singer.”
黑土:"这歌听起来还有点水准."
this song is not bad
白云:"其实,奶奶在年轻时唱的就够歌唱家水平,只是那时没文化,眼睛瞎,走错了门,进了作家."
Actually, when i was young ,i also well, but I do not have the knowledge ,so i have become a writer
黑土:"还作家,家里坐吧!"
a writer?just a joke...
