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wish笑话短语(wish的谚语)

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wish是什么意思

wish的意思是希望,祝愿,句中作为名词和动词使用。

一、词汇分析

wish

英 [wɪʃ]  美 [wɪʃ]

n. 希望;祝福;心愿

vt. 祝愿;渴望;向…致问候语

vi. 愿望;需要

二、短语

1、Mini Wish 米妮希望屋

2、Star wish 星愿 ; 冷煜 ; 星之祈愿 ; 星语心愿

3、One Wish 一个愿望 ; 愿望 ; 一个希望 ; 许一个愿望

三、例句

I wish I could do that.

我但愿我能做那件事。

用法:

wish既可用作不及物动词了,也可用作及物动词。用作及物动词时,后接名词、代词、动词不定式或that从句作宾语,从句中的谓语动词要用虚拟式。

wish有时也可接双宾语,还可接以“(to be+) adj. ”、动词不定式或过去分词充当补足语的复合宾语。过去分词作宾语补足语时表示被动或完成意义。

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经典幽默英语笑话8篇

下面是我整理的经典幽默 英语笑话 ,欢迎大家阅读!

经典幽默英语笑话:The New Baby

Mr.and Mrs.Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat.Now Mrs.Taylor was expecting another child.

Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much,so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.

One evening Mr.and Mrs.Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival.This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby comes,said Mr.Taylor.

Pat came into the room just then and said,What are you talking about?We were saying that we'll have to move to an other house now,because the new baby's coming,his mother answered.

It's no use,said Pat hopelessly. He'll follow us there.

新生儿

泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的男孩,名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。

帕特在别人家看见过婴儿,他不太喜欢他们,所以他对自己家里也将有一个婴儿的消息感到不满。

一天晚上,泰勒夫妇正在为这个婴儿的降生计划做安排。泰勒先生说:有了婴儿,我们的房子就太小,不够住了。

帕特恰好在这个时候走进屋,他问:你们在说什么?他的母亲回答说:我们在说我们现在得搬家,因为婴儿就要诞生了。

那没用,帕特绝望地说。他会跟我们到那儿去的。

经典幽默英语笑话:What Are The Two Words?

A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter.My dear, said the old lady,I wish you would do something for me.I wish you would promise me never to use two words.One is‘lousy’and the other is‘swell’.Would you promise me that?

Why,sure,Granny,said the girl.What are the two words?

是哪两个词?

一个非常高贵的老夫人有几句话要对她的孙女说。我亲爱的,老夫人说:我希望你能帮我一个忙。我要你答应永远不要用两个词。一个是‘讨厌的’,另一个是‘极好的’。你能答应我吗?

噢,当然,奶奶。女孩说:是哪两个词?

经典幽默英语笑话:What's your name?

A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:My name is Stone,and I'm even harder than stone,so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble.Don't try any tricks with me ,and then we'll get on well together

Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name.Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly,He said,and don't forget to call me 'sir'.

Each soldier told him his name,unitl he came to the last one.This man remained silent,and so Captain Stone shouted at him,When I ask you a question,answer it!I'll ask you again:What's you name,soldier?

The soldier was very unhappy,but at last he replied.My name is Stonebreaker,sirhe said nervously.

你叫什么名字?

有一位很严厉的军官在对一群交由他训练的新兵训话。他以前从没见过这群新兵,于是他开始 自我介绍 :我的名字叫Stone(石头),事实上,我甚至比石头更强硬。这就是我为什么要告诉你们我名字的原因。不要试图对我玩什么花招,这样我们就能很好相处了。

接着他开始走到每个士兵前面问他们的名字。说大声点,让每个人都能听清楚。另外,不要忘记称呼我为长官。他说。

每个士兵都对他说了自已的名字。他走到最后一位士兵面前时,这个士兵保持着沉默。于是Stone队长对他喊叫,当我问你问题的时候,要回答!我再问一遍,你的名字,士兵?

那个新兵很不高兴,但最后他回答了。我的名字是Stonebreaker(碎石机),长官。他紧张的说。

经典幽默英语笑话:No Problem

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000.

No problem, said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.

没问题

一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。发型师问:有什么可以帮你吗?那个人解释说:我本来去做头发移植,但实在太痛了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样,而且没有任何痛苦,我将付给你5000美元。

没问题,发型师说,然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。

经典幽默英语笑话:

The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced,a hitch arose over the fee,and Hogarth found that he would have to complete the commission for about half the sum he expected. When the work was com pleted, the patron was asked to come and inspect it.As a matter of fact,the picture was just one daub of brilliant red.

What's this? exclaimed the purchaser.I asked for theRed Sea, on the occasion of the celebrated passage.

That's it,replied Hogarth.

But,where are the Israelites?

They are all gone over.

Where are the Egyptians?

They're all drowned.

一天,有人请这位伟大的画家画一幅法老王渡红海图。这幅画刚开始不久,酬金就出现了问题。霍迪斯发现,完成这幅画后,他只能得到他想要的大约一半的钱。当作品完成之后,那位主顾被请来看画。其实,这幅画不过是胡乱涂抹的一片鲜红。

这是什么?那位买主喊了起来。我要的是红海,是那次著名的航海。

这就是,霍迦斯回答说。

可是以色列人在哪儿?

他们都已经渡过去了。

埃及人在哪儿?

他们全都淹死了。

经典幽默英语笑话:人们什么时候说话最少?

Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?

老师: 汤姆,“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?

Tom: Men.

汤姆:男人们。

Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

老师: 答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢?

Tom : Twins.

汤姆: 双胞胎。

经典幽默英语笑话:我丈夫刚进来

The couple seated in restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table,their waiter suddenly rushed over.

在饭馆里坐着一对夫妇,他们看上去非常高兴。但是当那女子向旁边瞥了一眼时,服务员马上跑了过来。

“Madam look,”he said.“Your husband just slid under the table.”

“夫人,您瞧,” 他说,“您丈夫滑到桌子底下去了。”

“No,he didn't,”she replied.“My husband just came in the door.”

“不,他没有,” 她回答,“我丈夫刚从门外进来。”

经典幽默英语笑话:有两条裤子

A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible,” she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”

丈夫下班回到家里,发现自己的新娘心绪烦乱。“我心里太难受了,”她说。“我在给你熨西装时把裤子的臀部烧了个大洞。”

“Forget it ,” consoled her husband. “Remember that I’ve got an extra pair of pants for that suit.”

“没事儿,”丈夫安慰她说。“你忘了我这套衣服有两条裤子。”

“Yes,” said the woman, cheering up. "And it’s lucky you have. I used them to patch the hole.”

“是的,”妻子高兴地说,“幸亏你还有一条,我后来就用它来补了这个洞了。”

wish是什么意思中文

wish的意思是希望,祝愿,句中作为名词和动词使用。

一、词汇分析

wish

英 [wɪʃ]  美 [wɪʃ]

n. 希望;祝福;心愿

vt. 祝愿;渴望;向…致问候语

vi. 愿望;需要

二、短语

1、Mini Wish 米妮希望屋

2、Star wish 星愿 ; 冷煜 ; 星之祈愿 ; 星语心愿

3、One Wish 一个愿望 ; 愿望 ; 一个希望 ; 许一个愿望

4、wish house 心愿之屋 ; 孤儿院 ; 希望之家 ; 愿望之屋

三、例句

1、The decision was made against the wishes of the party leader.

这项决定是在违背该党领袖愿望的情况下作出的。

2、I wish I could do that.

我但愿我能做那件事。

扩展资料

近义词有 hope , pleasure , promise , desire , will。

一、hope

英 [həʊp]  美 [hop]

n. 希望;期望;信心

vt. 希望;期望

vi. 希望;期待;信赖

1、Things aren't ideal, but that's the best you can hope for.

事情并不理想,但你只能指望这些了。

2、They have hopes of increasing trade between the two regions.

他们抱有增加两个地区之间贸易的希望。

二、desire

英 [dɪ'zaɪə]  美 [dɪ'zaɪɚ]

n. 欲望;要求,心愿;性欲

vt. 想要;要求;希望得到…

vi. 渴望

1、I had a strong desire to help and care for people.

我有一股强烈的帮助和关心别人的愿望。

2、It's common to lose your sexual desire when you have your first child.

有了第一个孩子后,丧失性欲是常见的事。

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