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怎么成为笑话(如何成为笑话)

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为什么我总是很不自然成为别人眼里的笑话呢?让很多人评价我很搞笑?

这未必是坏事啊,冷漠无存在感才是最可怕的,人人心中想法不同,你肯定是无法确定他们是在嘲笑你还是友好的玩笑,只是你心中产生这种想法越想越往坏处想,如果他们真的是在嘲笑你,那么肯定是你的行为举止有问题。就据我了解,基本上不会有人对其他人进行外貌上的嘲讽,那些只是电影情节罢了。你的选择有融入或者离开,如果是我,选择融入。宁愿做一个小丑一般的角色也不会去脱离这条轨道,离开之后你会感觉到正真的可怕之处。总之放开心点,用第三人称视角去看看这个世界,会有意想不到的收获

如何对朋友说幽默笑话

请采纳我的问题

 1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她:“你是否怀孕了?”“是啊!”女佣回道。“亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训。“我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?”“可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳。“我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和。3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶, 翻了,一头栽在路旁。警察赶到:警察甲:好严重的车祸。警察乙:是啊,脑袋都撞到后面去了。警察甲:嗯,还有呼吸,我们帮他把头转回来吧。警察乙:好.....一、二使劲,转回来了。警察甲:嗯,没有呼吸了.......4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上,因为时常发生车祸,所以常常有一些鬼故事发生,有一天晚上,有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩,身着白衣的女人向他招手,因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以大胆的停下来让她上车了,这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着,突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳,赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血,表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了:“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……”5、一个病人去看病,医生检查了他,皱着眉头说:“您病得太严重了,恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人:“求您告诉我我还能活多久?” 医生:“十……” 病人着急地问:“十什么?十年??十个月???十天?????” 医生:“十,九,八,七,六,五……”6、老师:“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗?”学生:“能,他们都死了。”7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱,蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的,蚊子说:“护士,打针的。”蜣一拍大腿:“缘分呐,我是中药局搓药丸的…”8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多,光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼:“我的妈呀!都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快!”9、一个人想出国考察,但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示,老总给了他一张字条,上面写着:“Go ahead”。 那人想:“Go ahead=前进,老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问:“你在做什啊??”他说:“我准备出国考察,老总批准了,给我写了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了:“咱们老总根本就没批准!!咱老总的英语水平你还不知道,他这是在说去个头!”10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说:“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言,叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑,他试着喊了一声感谢上帝,那匹马立刻飞奔起来,越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然,马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气:“感谢上帝………”

我打了很久,请采纳

1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"

I played for a long time, please

我为什么把我自己活成了笑话

可能就是你自己没有好好的计划自己的将来,没有好好的看好你自己,可能你自己就是太善良了,总是愿意帮人家不不考虑自己的生活,不考虑自己的将来,可能就是你把所有的美好的事情呢都给别人了,都帮别人在做事,所以呢,你从现在开始要重新考虑一下自己要对自己好一点。

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身高1米45长相奇葩,还幻想嫁清华北大,罗玉凤是怎么活成个笑话的?

罗玉凤长相非常普通,甚至是很丑,但是她却在网上晒出了自己的征婚条件,条件非常高,必须是清华北大的毕业生,而且要长相帅气,年龄在25~28岁之间。

活成了笑话怎么办

笑话取决于你看到的角度,人活一世已经很不容易了,为什么还不快乐的生活。生而为人就意味着会遇到各种各样的人或事,其中会有让你心情舒畅,也肯定有让你如坠冰窟的。你肯定希望自己能一帆风顺,不过平淡无奇那还叫人生吗?

现代社会飞速发展,其实真的没有人像你一样了解你,在乎你。也许真的会被人嘲笑,那么“let it go”应该是你最棒的选择。

每个人都很不容易。人啊,真的很自私,自私得不像群居动物,但你我独居久了就容易感到孤独,感到自己被世界遗忘了。当你真的那么想时,真的,你真是太自私了。“己所不欲,勿施于人”我们很早就背过了,但己之欲也可能是人之欲。如果你真的希望被爱,被理解,被宽容。请慷慨一点,去爱这个世界。希望题主的问题不是为了寻找安慰或是找些漂亮话感动自己,可能有些人连笑话都活不成。现在的年轻人读的书太少,想的却太多。

最后,借用一句名人名言“世界上只有一种英雄主义,那就是看到这个世界真正面目后仍能去爱这个世界”仰之弥高…

你讲笑话的时候的技巧是什么?

不管在什么场合,你要是想讲一个故事,或者就是一个笑话,一定要先挑好符合环境的主题,不要张嘴就来,然后就面对瞬间冷了几度的氛围,或者还会因为一些不当的话语得罪在座的某个人。就算周围全是好哥们好姐们,荤素不忌,那你讲的时候也得打断别人不是,这个时候你要是能挑一个好的主题,顺着大家正在讨论的事情不着痕迹的接过话头,自自然然的讲出笑话,逗得大家哈哈大笑,总比你大手一挥,打断某个正说得眉飞色舞的友人,强力插入一句“我来讲一个笑话”要好!

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