笑话哦热搜：英语笑话
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What Should They Say
Three buddies /ˈbʌdiz/伙伴，朋友 died in a car crash,and they went to heaven to an orientation /ˌɔːriənˈteɪʃn/n方向 .
They were all asked,“When you are in your casket/ˈkɑːskɪt/ n. 棺材, your friends and family are mourning /ˈmɔːnɪŋ/v. 悼念，哀悼 upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"The first guy said,“I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.
The second guy said,"I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replied,"I would like to hear them say," Look He's moving!
他们该说什么
三个朋友在一次车祸中死了,他们去了天堂的同一个方向。他们都被问道:“当你呆在棺材里,朋友和家人哀悼你的时候,你最希望听到他们说你什么?”
第一个人说:“我想听到他们说，我是我这个时代伟大的医生和顾家男人。”
第二个说:“我希望听到他们说，我是个很棒的丈夫和改变孩子们前途的老师。
最后一个说:“我希望听到他们说，看!他在动!’
Dealing with Horse Thieves
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.Unfortunately,the locals always had a habit of picking on欺负，作弄 strangers. When he finished his drink,he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped /flɪpt/v. （使）翻转 his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling
"Which one of you sidewinders不守法的家伙 stole my horse?”he yelled forcefully.
No one answered.
“All right,I'm going to have another beer, and if my horse isn't back outside by the time I finish,I'm going to do what have done in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I have done in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly /ˈrestləsli/adv. 不安地；慌张地. The man, true to his word说到做到,had another beer, walked outside,and his horse has been returned to the post.
He saddled up给马装上鞍 and started to ride out of town. The bartender 招待wandered out of the bar and asked，“Say partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?”
The cowboy turned back and said，“I had to walk home.
对 付 马 贼
一个牛仔骑马来到一个城镇,在一个酒吧歌脚喝酒。不幸的是,当地人有个捉弄陌生人的习惯。牛仔喝完酒后,发现他的马被偷了。
他就又回到酒吧,随手把枪举起来,高过头,看也不看一眼，朝天花板放了一枪。
“你们这帮不守法的家伙，是谁偷了我的马?”他大喊道,声音充满了威慑力。
没人回答。
“好吧,我再来一杯啤酒,如果喝完的时候我的马还没有回来,我就干我在德克萨斯做的事!我不想被迫做我在德克萨斯做的事!”
一些当地人不安地移动了地方。这个牛仔,说到做到,又喝了一杯啤酒,然后走出酒吧,发现他的马又被人拴到柱子上了。他给马装上鞍,要离开城镇。酒吧的招待走出酒吧同:“在走之前.告诉我伙计，在德克萨斯发生了什么事?"牛仔回头说:“我不得不步行回家。
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