笑话哦热搜：英语笑话
The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说："你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。"
"为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？"
"你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？"吝啬鬼回答。
The preacher is buying a parrot
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. He's a religious parrot." the storekeeper assures him.
Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the Lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left, he recites the 23rd psalm.
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"
"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screamed the parrot.
一个传教士在买鹦鹉
"你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或者诅咒别人吗？"传教士问。
"哦，绝对不会。它可是一只虔诚的鹦鹉。"店主向他保证。
"你看见它腿上的那些细绳了吗？当你拉动右边这根，它会背诵天主经；当你拉动左边那根，它会背诵赞美诗。"
"太好了！"传教士说，但是如果我同时拉动两根绳子，会发生什么呢？
"我会从树干上掉下来，你这个笨蛋！"鹦鹉尖叫着说道。
