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经典笑话http://user.qzone.qq.com/444694718/infocenter

经典笑话

一、360与qq巅峰对决

1、一个老板听说装了360后不能用QQ,于是下令公司所有电脑上全部都装上360的产品,以遏制员工上班时间上QQ聊天(*@ο@*) 哇~

2、绕口令:360壮,QQ胖,360要把QQ绑在扣扣上,QQ不让360把QQ绑在扣扣上,360非要360把QQ绑在扣扣上。不知是360最后把QQ绑在扣扣上,还是QQ最后没让360把QQ绑在扣扣上!

3、世界上最遥远的距离不是生与死的距离,而是你的电脑安装了360,而我的电脑安装QQ。。。

4、今天早晨上班等车的时候,听到路边一人问:360不是做运动鞋的嘛,怎么跟QQ掐了呢?!另外一个人说:我也一直搞不懂一个做鞋的和做汽车的闹腾个什么劲儿。

5、妇联的艰难抉择:妇联刚刚做出了艰难的决定:凡是已婚男人对妻子不忠的,一经发现,将自动启用“剪切”模式!

男人联合会也做出了艰难的决定:凡是已婚女人对丈夫不忠的,一经发现,将自动启用“粘贴”模式!

二、学生老师都幽默

1、表哥对我说,杀猪杀屁股,各有各的刀法,我想也是,有人杀脚,有人杀手。电影中杀手好像是一种找钱的工作。

老师批语:这杀手算名词活用,还是乱用?

2、村头王叔的大女儿听说在广州给人当小老婆,回来就修起了洋房子,不知为什么当小老婆能这样找钱,如果我们老师也去当一回,我们就不用住破房子了。

老师批语:小老婆不如大老婆好,从小要有是非观念。

3、隔壁的王大妈,太热心热肠了,有时说起话来却没心没肺。

老师批语:词汇丰富。

4、我妈说,家里没有闲钱供我上学了,等我能识一些字后,就去找钱打工。

批语:找路费去打工吧,这种省略不好,要么是倒装?

5、太阳像个刚出锅的烧饼,热腾腾地直冒热汽,惹得我直吞口水。

老师批语:太夸张了吧?

6、后座的那个讨厌的男生真可恶,老拿手在后面踢我,还给我塞一些奶糖,说是他在城里工作的叔叔带回来的。但有一次,我发现嘴里的糖块是我自己的橡皮擦,被他肢解了放在里面。

老师批语:比较生动,但手脚不分。

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