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关于春节的笑话英文(关于春节的幽默笑话英语)

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春节的

Spring Festival

The Spring Festival, is the first day of the lunar year, also called celebrated on the fifteenth day, commonly known as "new". This is our country folk ceremonious and noisiest a traditional festival. The Spring Festival is very long history, which originated in the period of social SuiWei years worshipping god. According to the Chinese lunar calendar, the first month YuanRi, yuan, or $$, New Year, etc, on New Year's day, to use the Gregorian calendar, the period of the republic of China, the Gregorian calendar year to January 1, called the Chinese Spring Festival on January 1 call.

The Spring Festival is coming, means, vientiane recovery grass and trees renewal, seed and a harvest season begins. People just through the long grass withering of ice and snow, cold spring day, hope the coming Spring Festival when, dancing with joy to meet this festival.

For thousands of years, people make in celebration abnormal colorful, every year from Chinese on the 23rd this year, folk play period is called "chun", also called "Saul, dust and dirt before the Spring Festival, Chinese people have health is known as the traditional customs

闲多了你可以就写下面的那一段,还有的我在帮你想想

中秋节的

China's traditional Mid-Autumn festival is Spring Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, and han Chinese tomb-sweeping day, and called the four traditional festival. According to records, the ancient emperors also have the spring, autumn death on offering for the lunar calendar is rites feast days, August 15, SanQiu coincides with the name "Mid-Autumn festival", For this festival in autumn, August, say again "autumn festival", "BaYueJie" August will "zhongqiu;" And for the reunion of the faith and relevant

圣诞节的

The meaning of the word refers to the mass of Christ "Christ" (s) ", namely "the mass of Christ's time for dinner. The ceremony of the new testament derived from the last supper. And the mass of Christ "Christ" (s) "this word is a mass of Greek and Latin, because Christ comes from the Greek Χ ρ ι σ ό τ ς, meaning only refers to the jews," the anointed one "to Christ, And from the original mass missa Latin, for dismissal), extended meeting (for Christian Thanksgiving get-together. So sometimes abbreviation for "Xmas". This may be because of the X is similar to the Greek alphabet Χ (Chi), Χ is "Christ" Χ Greek ι σ ό τ ρ ς Christos I (the first letter). To respect other people's beliefs, religious Christmas to fade.

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关于春节的英语短文\谚语\俗语\笑话(都要带中文解释)

The Spring Festival is the most important festival for the Chinese people and is when allfamily members get together, just like Christmas in the West. All people living away from home go back, becoming the busiest time for transportation systems of about half a month from the Spring Festival. Airports, railway stations and long-distance bus stations are crowded with home returnees.

The Spring Festival falls on the 1st day of the 1st lunar month, often one month later than the Gregorian calendar. It originated in the Shang Dynasty (c. 1600 BC-c. 1100 BC) from the people's sacrifice to gods and ancestors at the end of an old year and the beginning of a new one.

Strictly speaking, the Spring Festival starts every year in the early days of the 12th lunar month and will last till the mid 1st lunar month of the next year. Of them, the most important days are Spring Festival Eve and the first three days. The Chinese government now stipulates people have seven days off for the Chinese Lunar New Year.

Many customs accompany the Spring Festival. Some are still followed today, but others have weakened.

On the 8th day of the 12th lunar month, many families make laba porridge, a delicious kind of porridge made with glutinous rice, millet, seeds of Job's tears, jujube berries, lotus seeds, beans, longan and gingko.

The 23rd day of the 12th lunar month is called Preliminary Eve. At this time, people offer sacrifice to the kitchen god. Now however, most families make delicious food to enjoy themselves.

After the Preliminary Eve, people begin preparing for the coming New Year. This is called "Seeing the New Year in".

Store owners are busy then as everybody goes out to purchase necessities for the New Year. Materials not only include edible oil, rice, flour, chicken, duck, fish and meat, but also fruit, candies and kinds of nuts. What's more, various decorations, new clothes and shoes for the children as well as gifts for the elderly, friends and relatives, are all on the list of purchasing.

Before the New Year comes, the people completely clean the indoors and outdoors of their homes as well as their clothes, bedclothes and all their utensils.

Then people begin decorating their clean rooms featuring an atmosphere of rejoicing and festivity. All the door panels will be pasted with Spring Festival couplets, highlighting Chinese calligraphy with black characters on red paper. The content varies from house owners' wishes for a bright future to good luck for the New Year. Also, pictures of the god of doors and wealth will be posted on front doors to ward off evil spirits and welcome peace and abundance.

The Chinese character "fu" (meaning blessing or happiness) is a must. The character put on paper can be pasted normally or upside down, for in Chinese the "reversed fu" is homophonic with "fu comes", both being pronounced as "fudaole." What's more, two big red lanterns can be raised on both sides of the front door. Red paper-cuttings can be seen on window glass and brightly colored New Year paintings with auspicious meanings may be put on the wall.

People attach great importance to Spring Festival Eve. At that time, all family members eat dinner together. The meal is more luxurious than usual. Dishes such as chicken, fish and bean curd cannot be excluded, for in Chinese, their pronunciations, respectively "ji", "yu" and "doufu," mean auspiciousness, abundance and richness. After the dinner, the whole family will sit together, chatting and watching TV. In recent years, the Spring Festival party broadcast on China Central Television Station (CCTV) is essential entertainment for the Chinese both at home and abroad. According to custom, each family will stay up to see the New Year in.

Waking up on New Year, everybody dresses up. First they extend greetings to their parents. Then each child will get money as a New Year gift, wrapped up in red paper. People in northern China will eat jiaozi, or dumplings, for breakfast, as they think "jiaozi" in sound means "bidding farewell to the old and ushering in the new". Also, the shape of the dumpling is like gold ingot from ancient China. So people eat them and wish for money and treasure.

Southern Chinese eat niangao (New Year cake made of glutinous rice flour) on this occasion, because as a homophone, niangao means "higher and higher, one year after another." The first five days after the Spring Festival are a good time for relatives, friends, and classmates as well as colleagues to exchange greetings, gifts and chat leisurely.

Burning fireworks was once the most typical custom on the Spring Festival. People thought the spluttering sound could help drive away evil spirits. However, such an activity was completely or partially forbidden in big cities once the government took security, noise and pollution factors into consideration. As a replacement, some buy tapes with firecracker sounds to listen to, some break little balloons to get the sound too, while others buy firecracker handicrafts to hang in the living room.

The lively atmosphere not only fills every household, but permeates to streets and lanes. A series of activities such as lion dancing, dragon lantern dancing, lantern festivals and temple fairs will be held for days. The Spring Festival then comes to an end when the Lantern Festival is finished.

China has 56 ethnic groups. Minorities celebrate their Spring Festival almost the same day as the Han people, and they have different customs.

春节对于大部分中国人来说是很重要的节日,就像西方的圣诞节一样,家人们会在这个节日里团聚在一起。生活在外的人会回家过年, 所以春节前的半个月成为运输系统最繁忙的时期。机场、火车站和长途汽车驻地拥挤与家庭回国的军人。 春节比格里历跌倒第1 个阴历月, 经常一个月的第1 天以后。它发起于商朝(c. 1600 年BC-c 。1100 年BC) 从人民的牺牲对神和祖先在一老年的结尾和新的起点。 严格上讲, 春节在早期开始每年第12 个阴历月, 明年将持续直到中间第1 个阴历月。他们, 最重要的天是春节伊芙和第一三天。中国政府现在规定人有七休息日中国月球新年。 许多风俗伴随春节。一些今天仍然被跟随, 但其他人减弱了。 在第12 个阴历月的第8 天, 许多家庭做laba 粥、可口种类粥被做用糯米, 小米、种子工作的泪花, 枣莓果、莲花种子, 豆, longan 和银杏。 第12 个阴历月的第23 天称Preliminary 伊芙。此时, 人们为厨房神提供牺牲。现在然而, 多数家庭做可口食物开心。 在初步伊芙以后, 人们开始为以后的新年做准备。这称"看新年在" 。 店主是繁忙的然后因为大家出去购买必要新年。材料不仅包括可食的油、米、面粉、鸡、鸭子、鱼和肉, 而且结果实, 糖果和种类坚果。更多是什么, 各种各样的装饰、新衣裳和鞋子为孩子并且礼物为年长的人, 亲戚朋友, 是全部在购买名单。 在新年之前来, 人民完全地清洗户内和户外他们的家并且他们的衣裳、床单和所有他们的器物。 然后人们开始装饰他们干净的房间以rejoicing 和庆祝为特色大气。所有门盘区将被黏贴与春节couplets, 突出中国书法以黑字符在红色纸。内容变化从房主的愿望明亮的未来对好运气新年。并且, 门的神的图片和财富将被张贴在前门挡住邪恶的精神和受欢迎的和平和丰盈。 汉字"fu" (意思祝福或幸福) 是a 必须。字符把放在纸上可能通常被黏贴或上部, 为了用"被扭转的fu" 是homophonic 与"fu 的中文作为" fudaole 来", 两个发音。" 更多是什么, 二个大红色灯笼可能被上升在前门的双方。红色纸切口能看在玻璃窗并且明亮地色的新年绘画以吉利意思也许把放在墙壁上。 居于附上重要性对春节伊芙。那时, 所有家庭成员一起吃晚餐。膳食比通常豪华的。盘譬如鸡、鱼和豆腐无法被排除, 为用中文, 他们的发音、各自"季", "于" 和"doufu 、" 卑鄙吉利、丰盈和丰厚。在晚餐以后, 全家一起将坐, 聊天和看电视。近年来, 春节党广播在中国中央电视台(CCTV) 是根本娱乐为中国人两个国内外。根据风俗, 各个家庭将停留看新年。 醒在新年, 大家穿戴。首先他们致以问候对他们的父母。然后各个孩子将得到金钱作为一件新年礼物, 被包裹在红色纸里。人们在中国北部将吃jiaozi, 或饺子, 早餐, 如同他们认为"jiaozi" 在酣然的手段"向老告别和迎接

南部的汉语吃niangao (新年蛋糕由糯米面粉制成) 在这个场合, 因为作为同音字, niangao 意味"越来越高, 一年在另以后。" 第一五天在春节以后是好时候为亲戚, 朋友, 和同学并且同事悠闲交换问候、礼物和闲谈。 灼烧的烟花曾经是最典型的风俗在春节。人们认为spluttering 的声音能帮助驾驶去邪恶的精神。但是, 这样活动完全地或部份地被禁止了在大城市一旦政府考虑了到安全、噪声和污染因素。作为替换, 一些购买磁带与爆竹听起来听对, 一些打破小的气球得到声音, 当其他人买爆竹工艺品垂悬在客厅。 活泼的大气不仅填装每个家庭, 但渗入对街道和车道。一系列的活动譬如狮子跳舞、龙灯笼跳舞、灯会和寺庙市场将举行好几天。春节然后濒于结束当灯会被完成。 中国有56 个族群。少数庆祝他们的春节几乎同日作为韩人民, 并且他们有不同的风俗。

懒得翻译了,就用工具翻的,短文很好,也比较简单

春节英语笑话

Not to Be Taken Out

Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town. “ May I borrow a book from you? ” he asked politely. “ Yes, you're more than welcome to it, ” the neighbour told him. “ But I must ask you to read it here. You know I make it a rule never to let any book go out of my library. ”

Some days later the neighbour wished to borrow Mark Twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden. “ Why, certainly, ” Mark Twain told him. “ You're more than welcome to it. But I must ask you to use it here. You know that I make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden. ”

译文:

概不外借

在特里镇,马克·吐温有一次去一位邻居那里借一本书。“我可以向您借一本书吗?”他礼貌地问道。“当然,非常乐意”,邻居告诉他。“但是我要求你在这儿读。你知道我有一条规定,那就是决不让一本书拿出我的图书室”。

几天以后,这位邻居想从马克·吐温那儿借一台割草机。“噢,当然可以”,马克·吐温告诉他,“非常乐意借给你。但我要你在这儿用。你知道我从来不允许把它拿出我的花园”。

原文:

The Umbrella

A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written :“ This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes. ”

When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written: “ This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back. ”

译文:

雨伞

一位住在旅店的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里,不过他在伞柄上系了一张卡片,上面写道:“此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士。我将在 10 分钟内回来。”

当他回来时,他发现雨伞已不翼而飞,取而代之的是另一张卡片,上面写着:“此卡片是一位 1 小时能跑 10 英里的人留下的,我不回来了。”

原文

You Will Save Much More

“ You will be pleased with me today, mother ” , said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. “ I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it. ”

“ Well, ” said his mother laughing, “ Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more. ”

译文:

你会省得更多

“妈妈,你今天一定会对我满意的,”迪克放学回家后对妈妈说,“我省下了车钱。我上学时没乘公共汽车,而是跟着公共汽车一路跑到学校的。”

“哦,”妈妈笑着说,“下次你跟在出租车后面跑,那会省得更多”。

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