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Joke One:
A store manager heard his clerk tell a customer, "No, madam, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."
Horriffied, the manager came running over to the customer and said, "Of course, we'll have some soon. We placed an order last week." Then he drew the clerk aside.
"Never, " he said, "never, never, never say we are out of something; say we've got it an order and it's coming. Now, what was it she wanted?"
"Rain," said the clerk.
这个笑话的幽默是:店员(clerk)与顾客(customer)在谈论天好长时间没下雨了，经理(manager)以为顾客要的东西没有了。他急忙过来说，"我们很快就有了，我们上周已下订单了(place an order订单)"。然后，他又把店员拉到一边，又教训到，"从来不要说我们断货了(be out of...没有...了)。"
Joke Two
Teacher: Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one?
Student: A poor friend, because a friend in need is a friend indeed.
这应该属于一个英语脑筋急转弯。in need有困难的，贫穷的; A friend in need is a friend indeed.患难见真情。
