1. Money is not the problem, the problem is money!
2. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!
3. I leaned on the glass like a fly, the future is bright, but can not find the way out.
4. Big Brother, you know? Two brothers and the meat is more expensive than the master of all
5. If the fish can Bunao make people more intelligent, then you should eat at least one pair of children whales ... ...
6. The water is clear there are no fish, people are invincible to the base.
7. Youth is like toilet paper, looking at Tingzhi may, with the use of forward to not enough ~
8. Huai just like pregnancy, long time before people see it.
9. I have friends around, ah, you have known it quickly so that I can sell the memoirs of a ~ ~ ~
10. Colleagues went to see the customer, may be tight, a opening is: "Mr Lau Hello, may I ask your name ah?" Khan ah ~~~~~~
11. A bit of a black female students, her boyfriend has Taibai some, there are days, days after the dorm was poisonous tongue suddenly blurting her: "You did not, you will give birth to a zebra"
12. Aging mother has always been as handsome and money as dirt, and they have been to see me like this
13. Do not, and I am better than lazy, I'm too lazy and you're better than
14. I am not a casual person and I can be up and not human
15. God said, Let there be light, I said that I oppose, from the world, with the dark
16. Today a bad mood. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the previous two. I finished saying ......
17. A man to do a cow wandering in between A and C who beef
18. My great name of God, little Jesus, the English name of God, Buddhist name, is the Tathagata ...
19. People can not hang in a tree, near the trees at the tree to die several times more to try
20. Trees do not skin, certain death; were shameless, invincible.
21. Farmer 3 boxing a little pain
22. In fact, I have been very popular: a child of my cute now, I love people slut
23. Not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid that the same team-mate pigs
24. Go its own way, let others go by taxi
25. Mice carry the knife, the streets looking for the cat
26. As long as the effort deep shit too seriously
27. Chinese, who ran the fastest? Is Cao Cao (non Liu Xiang). Because that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
28. Thinking of how far, how far you go away
29. Only when long lines at the train station, can we truly realize that they are "descendants of the dragon."
30. Lovers and eventually became a family
31. Spring arrived, a group of geese are flying north, while arranged in B fonts T fonts arranged in a while ..
32. Where, where to lie down on the fall
33. Tiger does not shout at you when I was a HELLO KITTY!
34. The donkey is the idea came back ~
◆ woman fat or plump thin is thin high slender dwarf is petite; men fat or thin is ribs pig dwarf bamboo is high is Professor of melon ◆: 90% of adult women in China was not a virgin do send a letter to the President of the other 10% Have you heard of this woman do? Public girls shaking his head. "So you have not received the letter!" ◆ "I have a sort of love you?" "As much as a dime." "Only so little?" "Not a dime is 'very' me?" ◆ You long creative, living your courage, ugly is not your intention, God made a temper, live, without you, who set off the beauty of the world!
01. The early bird catches the worm, Early Riser, eaten by birds!
02. And a whale MM argument is not a fish, finally, I said, "say the word, I also take personal," she agreed to a whale That was not the fish.
03. Tiechu to grind needles, but can only be ground into a toothpick Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless.
04. If Replies is a virtue, then I would become a saint.
05. Life can not be like cooking, all the materials are ready before the pot.
06. I heard a woman such as clothing, brother of brotherhood. Looking back, I actually busy divvying up the streaker for 20 years!
07. Wear someone else's shoes, go its own way, let them go play in the search.
08. There is a very ancient legend, said to be in the XX beautiful campus to see who will live forever ... ...
09. Are the eggs all over the world together can break stones? ! So life is still to be realistic ... ...
10. Not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid of pigs as teammates!
11. Summer is not good, poor northwest wind when I could not even get to drink ... no ...
12. I've had a pair of wings, but I did not use it in the sky, but on the stew pot ... ...
13. The water is clear there are no fish were to base the invincible!
14. I am not a casual person, and I can not man up.
15. Today, I say to my school group visits - to tell the truth, this is the first time I said, I see the clothes!
16. Thinking of how far, how far you roll! ! !
17. I am poor, my family's servants also very poor, my family's gardener is also very poor, very poor drivers of my home ... ...
18. Bank charges, said: "This is in line with international practice!" Service, said: "To consider the situation of China!"
19. On the horse, not necessarily a prince, he may be the Tang Monk; with angel wings are not necessarily, he may be a bird person.
20. Huai just like pregnancy, long time before people see it.
21. Points higher, farther urine.
22. A minimum goal of Students: peasant woman, spring, a bit field
23. I phone a friend in his girlfriend's name is "he", then they broke up, they become "it" ... ...
24. Nothing matters not to me, and something not to me!
25. Do you think I will watch you die you go to? I will close my eyes to!
26. Buddha said: "Looking back only 500 of past lives this life in exchange for a pass." I would prefer to pass to a world in exchange for life's 500 Review.
27. What shall I love you to death ... ...
28. Network is like a prison, stole a purse originally came in, so when anything out of the learned.
29. Angels fly the reason is because they themselves see very light ... ...
30. I want to puppy love, but it is too late ... ...
31. Shitai! You from the old monk it!
32. I love you! None of your business?
33. Xuehaiwuya, repent and be saved!
34. Life tmd fun, because life is to play my old tmd!
35. This world, I believe two people, one is me and the other is not you.
36. I do not know who bed-law, daughter-I do not know who's bed!
37. I wish I could personally control your grandfather cry: Daddy!
38. NTUT lied to me four years in college, so I'm going to teach me the knowledge of fraud Greeley social life!
39. I have friends around, ah, you have known it quickly so that I can sell the memoirs of a ~ ~ ~
40. When you put on love, wedding, and I put on a monk's robe ... ...
41. Never seen such a disgusting school - the midterm exam is set at May 8! ! ! (Cover up)
42. Prices higher and higher, so fewer and fewer good men ... ...
43. If I do the emperor, on the seal when you Prince!
44. I have a friend phone in his girlfriend's name is "he", then they broke up, they become "it" ... ...
45. Has never become a good student, is strong and reliable quality!
46. Damn, I been complaints against the! Customers say the mp3 files I gave him no images!
47. Life sometimes is like eunuchs **** it - resistance is painful, do not resist or pain!
48. Will each reduce the number of girls to boys behind the 6!
49. East say the west side of the rain, I am enthusiastic teacher mercilessly. So when I test the door to the common struggle and students!
50. What a strange thing to embrace, clearly depend on so close, but not see each other face
33.老虎不发威 你当我是HELLO KITTY！
◆女人胖是丰满 瘦是苗条 高是修长 矮是娇小；男人胖是肥猪 瘦是排骨 高是竹竿矮是冬瓜 ◆教授：我国成年女性有90%不是处女 总统为此寄信给其他10%的女性 你们听说过此事吗？众女生摇头。“那么说你们都没有收到信！” ◆“你爱我有几分？”“一毛钱之多。”“只有这么一点吗？”“一毛钱不就是‘十分’吗？” ◆你长的很有创意，活着是你的勇气，丑不是你的本意，是上帝发了脾气，活下去，没有你，谁来衬托世界的美丽！
1. 那就更糟了 Much Worse
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
1、shout for help：呼救
2.林肯过生日 Great Event
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
3.谁最懒 Who Is the Laziest
Who Is the Laziest?
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
I don't even know that woman
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench, passionately kissing.
"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"
A Telephone Call
Mrs. Jones was waiting for an important telephone call， but she had no bread in the house， so she left the baby at home and said to his five-year-old brother， “I'm going to the shops， Jimmy， and I will be back in a few minutes.”
While she was out， the telephone rang and Jimmy answered. “Hello，” said a man， “is your mother there？”
“No，” answered Jimmy.
“Well， when she comes back， say to her， ”Mr. Baker telephoned.“
“Mr. Baker. Write it down. B-A-K-E-R.”
“How do you make a B？”
“How do I make……？ Listen， little boy， is there anybody else with you？ Any borthers or sisters？”
“My brother Billy is here.”
“Good， I want to talk to him， please.”
“All right.” Jimmy took the telephone to the baby's bed and gave it to Billy. When their mother came back， she asked “Did anyone telephone？”
“Yes，” said Jimmy， “a man. But he only wanted to talk to Billy.”
I hope this won't make me seem that funny.After transfering into the language class,I couldn't catch up with other guys in German yet.In the last German examination,I turned out the last one.The teacher asked me why my sheet was empty,I said I just couldn't even write down a word.Then I couldn't help with my tears.My classmates were laughing at me,because I cried for such a trivial matter.However,I felt really ashamed.Even what you taught me before was lost in my memory.I know it's inconvenient to bother you again.You are always on the go.To tell you the truth,I got a hatred of German.I am old,and my tongue is no longer flexible,at least not flexible enough for retroflex consonant.Every German class I took was a frustration for me.