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- 1、讲笑话用英语怎么说
- 2、英文笑话
- 3、讲一个笑话的英文
- 4、讲笑话用英文怎么说
- 5、请问各位,"今天我为大家讲一个笑话"用英语怎样说?
讲笑话用英语怎么说
讲笑话用英语说是tell jokes。
英[tel dʒəʊks]，美[tel dʒoʊks]。
双语例句
1、他的朋友们说他以前总是张口就能讲笑话。
His friends say he was always quick to tell a joke.
2、他会模仿各种不同的口音，他会讲笑话–他可以做个单口喜剧演员。
He does all kinds of accents, he can do jokes–he could be a stand-up comic.
3、我的语文老师喜欢在课堂上讲笑话。
My Chinese teacher loves to tell jokes in class.
4、当你情绪低落的时候，看一部有趣的电影或者和朋友讲笑话都会让你振作起来。
Seeing a funny film or telling jokes with friends will often cheer you up when you are low.
英文笑话
英语小笑话 篇1
A Useful Way 一个有效的方法
Father: Jack， why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple， Dad。
Father: Whats that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple。
爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀?
杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?
杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。
英语小笑话 篇2
我根本就看不见
After supper， the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests。 At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV， Honey， go see if the kitchen light is on or not? After a while， her son returnedand said， Ma， the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all。
晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢? 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。
英语小笑话 篇3
Toms excuse 汤姆的借口
Teacher: Tom， why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I e to the corner， a sign says， School-Go Slow。
教师：汤姆，您为什么每一天上学迟到?
汤姆：我每次走过拐角，一个路标上头写着：学校----慢行。
英语小笑话 篇4
三只乌龟
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee。 Just as they got into the cafe， it started to rain。
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one， Go home and get the umbrella。
The little turtle replied， I will， if you dont drink my offee。
We wont， the other two promised。
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle， Well， I guess he isnt ing back， so we might as well drink his coffee。
Just then a voice called from outside the door， If you do， I wont go。
三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，回家去取伞吧。
最小的乌龟说，如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。
我们不喝，另外两只乌龟答应说。
两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们能够把它的咖啡喝掉了。
正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，你们要是喝了，我就不去。
讲一个笑话的英文
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我打了很久，请采纳
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讲笑话用英文怎么说
讲笑话用英文怎么说
play a joke
讲笑话(用英语怎么说)
joke
jokes
tell jokestelling jokes
To tell jokes
看你怎么用了
‘他喜欢讲笑话的英语怎么说’
He likes joking.
He likes telling jokes.
“讲笑话”用英语怎么说？
1.tell jokes 讲笑话
2.make a joke 只自己编造笑话
3.jest搞笑（含贬义）
小笑话，用英语怎么说
小笑话 a little joke
如：
Today I'll tell a little joke to you.
Today I'll tell you a little joke.
今天我给大家讲一个小笑话。
英语笑话故事
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things an......
给我讲个笑话英语怎么说
Giving me tell a joke
请问各位,"今天我为大家讲一个笑话"用英语怎样说?
"今天我为大家讲一个笑话"用英语应该是Today let me tell a joke to all of you.
