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It's Unfair 不公平

Once there lived a man who was so lazy that no job was fit for him. In order to make a living he one day went to a neighbor of his for help. The neighbor advised him to be a cemetery caretaker as it was the easiest job one could find. The lazy man was delighted and soon became a cemetery caretaker. But to everybody's surprise, he resigned his job three days after he got it. “It's unfair.” he said to the neighbor angrily. “In the cemetery all the others are lying still while I am the only one who has to stand.”

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译文:

从前有一个人很懒,没有工作适合他。为了谋生,有一天他去找一个邻居帮忙。邻居建议他做一个公墓看守人,因为这是能找到的最简单的工作。懒人很高兴,很快就成了一个公墓管理员。但让人惊讶的是,三天之后,他就辞去了这份刚找到的工作。“这是不公平的。”他生气地对邻居说。“在墓地里其他人都躺着不动,只有我一人站着。”

单词注释:

1.cemetery ['semɪtrɪ] ['sɛmə'tɛri]n.墓地,公墓

We got arrested once, for singing bawdy songs in a cemetery.有一次我们因为在墓地唱下流歌曲被逮捕。

2.delight英 [dɪ'laɪt]美 [dɪ'laɪt]n. 快乐,高兴;使人高兴的东西或人vt. 使高兴,使欣喜vi. 感到高兴[快乐] She was crowing with delight.她高兴得欢呼起来。

3.resign英 [rɪ'zaɪn美 [rɪ'zaɪn]vt. 辞职;放弃;委托;使听从vi. 辞职n. 辞去职务。

Riskily, he's decided to resign.他决定冒险辞职。

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