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想找些有趣的英语翻译,关于水果的(中英对照)
the apple of one's eye
掌上明珠
例：May is the apple of her father's eye.
梅是她父亲的掌上明珠。
the Big Apple
纽约城
例：The little girl is from the Big Apple.
这个女孩来自于纽约城。
top banana
大老板
例：Who's your top banana?
谁是你们的老板？
a lemon
没有价值的商品
例：That car is a lemon.
那辆小汽车不值钱。
An apple a day keeps doctor away.
一天一个苹果，医生不来找。
One should eat to live, not live to eat. 一只烂苹果烂一萝苹果。
apple of one's eye: 这个词组大概是大家最熟悉的英语俚语之一了吧，意为掌上明珠；心爱物（to be one's favorite)。像她是她妈妈的掌上明珠 就可以说:She is the apple of her mum's eye.
2.Big Apple: 这个大家也很熟悉，就是指纽约（New York).
3.compare apples and oranges: 这个词组的意思是比较两个无法相比的事物（to compare two things that simply can't be compared).
BANANA
1.bananas 在俚语中是指发疯的(to be crazy)： I am so bored that I'm going bananas.(我烦的要死，快要发疯了。）像这个意思的词组大家比较熟悉的是 nuts，比如说 Are you nuts?(你疯了么？）
2.play second banana 这个词组的意思是次要人物，替补的。当你抱怨你打篮球总是替补时，你就可以哀怨的说一句：I always play second banana in the basketball matches.
3.top banana 是指领袖、老板（boss）的意思。当同事抱怨老板苛刻时，你也可以无奈地说一句：He's simply the top banana in our company.
Cherry
bowl of cherries 看到一碗红红的、令你垂涎三尺的樱桃，是不是感到生活是多么的美好与精彩？bowl of cherries就是指精彩的、绝妙的（to be wonderful) Life is not always a bowl of cherries, isn't it?
Fruit
fruit 是指同性恋的人（homosexual)，但是这个词带有很强的贬义，千万要慎用。而同性恋人中能予接受的词是gay.
Grape
sour grapes 这个从字面就可以才出来，就是“酸葡萄”了！I don't care that I didn't win the car.I wouldn't want a car and I prefer walking,anyway.I suppose that's just sour grapes.(我不在乎我没赢得那辆轿车，本来我就不想要，我还是觉得步行比较好。也许我只
不过是吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸吧。）
Lemon
lemon 指破烂货，这可离我们的想象有点远啊。That car is really a lemon.~~
Peach
a real peach 极好的，美妙的，不过通常用来讽刺和挖苦人。He is a real peach.(他可真是个大好人啊！）
Prune
wrinkled as a prune prune这个单词有点生，是指李脯，杏脯。而这个词组的意思就是皱纹很多的，满面皱纹的，就像一个李脯似的。
与水果有关的英语俚语
俚语 是语言中最鲜活最独具特色的组成部分，英文的俚语就像中文的方言一样，是语言这个大花园中陪衬主要栽培物的野花，但是正因为这些野花，这个大花园才更加生机盎然，更加朝气蓬勃。下面我整理了关于水果的俚语，欢迎大家阅读。
cherry 樱桃
(1) bowl of cherries (to be a):
to be wonderful 精彩的，绝妙的
例：
Life isn't always a bowl of cherries.
生活并不总是美好的。
(2) cherry-pick
select carefully 精挑细选
(3) "Life is a bowl of cherries"
生活就像一碗樱桃。暗指生活美好简单。
banana 香蕉
(1) bananas (to be):
to be crazy 发疯的,神经错乱的
注：to go bananas:
a. to become crazy. 发疯,神经错乱
例：
I'm so bored I'm going bananas.
我烦得要死，快发疯了。
b. to become wild with anger 狂怒,气得发疯
例：
She went bananas when she found him cheating.
她发现他欺骗时气得要命。
(2) play second banana (to):
to be second choice
第二选择，次要人物
例：
I always play second banana to her.
我总是做她的后补。
(3) top banana:
main boss
领袖，头头，大老板
例：
He's (the) top banana in this company.
他是这家公司的大老板.
apple 苹果
(1) apple of one's eye (to be the):
to be one's favorite 掌上明珠;心爱物
例：
She is the apple of her father's eye.
她是她父亲的掌上明珠。
(2) Big Apple (the):
New York
大苹果城(即纽约)
例：
I live in the Big Apple. 我住在大苹果城。
(3) compare apples and oranges (to):
to compare two things that simply cannot be compared.
比较两个无法相比的事物
例：
That's ridiculous.Now you're comparing apples and oranges.
真可笑。你是在那两种无法相比的东西作比较，就好像苹果和桔子。
(4) "How do you like the apples?"
"What do you think of that ?"
注：这是对某种冒犯性行为做出报复后说的话。
(5) apple-pie
整洁、井井有条
例：
Everything here is in apple-pie order.
这里的一切都井然有序。
lemon 柠檬
shoddy goods
劣质商品
例：
His car was a lemon, it broke down in a month.
他的车质量有问题，一个月坏了两次。
grapes 葡萄
sour grapes
酸葡萄，也就是我们常说的“吃不着葡萄就说葡萄酸”。
例：
He said he didn’t want the job anyway, but that’s just sour grapes.
他说他不想干这份工作，只不过是吃不着葡萄说葡萄酸而已。
注：sour grapes 虽然是复数形式，与之搭配的动词则是单数形式。
melon 甜瓜
It is sometimes used as slang for head or, vulgarly, for large breasts.
有时表示“头”，有时表示“大胸”
peach 桃子
(1) beautiful, excellent, or sweet
很漂亮，优秀或甜美。
例：
She is cute like a peach.
她像桃子一样甜美可人。
(2) peaches and cream
生活很顺利
例：
Everything is peaches and cream.
一切都进展顺利。
有关水果的英语对话阅读
情景对话具有多样性、灵活性、实用性,它既可以作为小学生英语口语教材,也可以为学生课下练习提供帮助。我整理了有关水果的英语对话，欢迎阅读!
有关水果的英语对话一
Todd: OK, Nanju, I'm going to ask you about your favorites. What is your favorite color?
Nanju, 我想问问你，你的最爱。你最喜欢什么颜色?
Nanju: My favorite color, black.
我最喜欢黑色。
Todd: Black! Really, OK, and what is your favorite fruit?
黑色!是嘛!那你最喜欢什么水果?
Nanju: Fruit? OK, it's mango.
水果?好吧，是芒果。
Todd: Oh, mango.
哦，芒果。
Nanju: Yeah.
对呀。
Todd: OK. Can you get mangoes in Japan?
好。你在日本能吃到芒果吗?
Nanju: No, I haven't seen a proper mango here, because everything's very small, that is not a very good mango, I know because in India I will get a lot of mangoes, very good taste, and variety of mangoes, I haven't tried, I haven't found anywhere in Japan.
吃不到，我在这儿就没见过一个正常点的芒果，因为一切都太小了，那些芒果都不够好。我知道印度有很多芒果，口感好而且种类还多。但我没尝过，在日本也从来没发现过这样的地方。
Todd: Really.
真的吗?
Nanju: Yeah, sure.
对，是呀。
Todd: Oh, wow. So how do you eat mango, just do you eat it raw, or do you?
哦，哇。你都怎么吃芒果，生吃还是?
Nanju: Yeah, I'll eat it raw. The raw mango is very good.
对的，我都是生吃。生芒果非常不错。
Todd: Oh, cool. Nice. So do you have like mango juice? Is that popular?
哦，那不错啊。那你喜欢芒果汁吗?那个流行吗?
Nanju: Yeah. But mango juice, it's not that much good. I eat only raw mango. It will be very good, very good, very good.
很流行。但芒果汁没那么美味。我只是喜欢吃生芒果。那非常好，非常好，非常好。
有关水果的英语对话二
Todd: Selvam, what is your favorite food?
Selvam, 你最喜欢什么食物啊?
Selvam: My favorite fruit is grapes.
我最喜欢葡萄。
Todd: Grapes.
葡萄。
Selvam: Yeah.
对。
Todd: Oh, really!
哦，是嘛!
Selvam: Yes.
是的。
Todd: OK. Do you like wine? Do you drink wine?
好。你喜欢葡萄酒吗?你喝葡萄酒吗?
Selvam: No, no, I don't drink anything, but I like grapes, the taste is very good.
不不不，我什么都不喝，但我喜欢葡萄，味道很棒。
Todd: Do you like...?
你喜欢。。
Selvam: It's very sweet that's why I like them.
我喜欢葡萄就是因为它非常甜。
Todd: Do you like green grapes or purple grapes?
你喜欢绿葡萄还是紫葡萄?
Selvam: Green, Green grapes.
绿的，绿葡萄。
Todd: Green grapes.
绿葡萄。
Selvam: Yeah.
对的。
Todd: OK, are there many grapes around your hometown in India?
在印度，你的家乡周围有很多葡萄吗?
Selvam: Yes, yeah. We have, I used to eat everyday grapes, because I like them very muchthat's.
恩，对，有很多。以前我天天吃，因为我真是太喜欢葡萄了。
Todd: OK, actually in my home in America we have many grapes where I live also.
好的，事实上在美国，我们家那儿也有很多葡萄。
Selvam: Oh.
哦。
Todd: Yeah, and how about what is your favorite season?
嗯，那你最喜欢哪个季节呢?
Selvam: My favorite season is winter.
我最喜欢冬天。
Todd: Winter.
冬天?
Selvam: Yeah, because in India, most of the days will be summer. Winter will come for only twomonths. That's why we love winter season.
对，因为在印度，大部分时间都是夏天。冬天通常是只持续两个月，这就是我为什么喜欢冬天的原因。
Todd: Really?
真的吗?
Selvam: Yeah, it is very summer, very hot. That's why people are very black as a reason.
对，那儿非常夏天，还特别热。这也是那儿的人都很黑的原因。
Todd: You like the cool, cool weather.
你喜欢凉爽点的天气。
Selvam: Yes.
是的。
Todd: Oh, nice. I'm the opposite. I like warm weather
哦不错。咱俩正好相反，我更喜欢暖和一点的天气。
有关水果的英语对话三
Jim：
Mum, look at these tomatoes. They are very fresh.
妈妈, 你看那些西红柿, 特别新鲜。
Mums：
Yes, let’s buy some. It’s said that tomatoes are full of vitamin C.
是很新鲜, 我们买点吧, 都说西红柿里含大量维生素.. C。
Jim：
What else shall we buy?
咱们还买什么?
Mums：
We’ll have to buy some beans and two cabbages. Next week I’ll be busy.
还得买点扁豆, 再买两棵园白菜, 下周我很忙。
Jim：
Do you think we ought to buy some fruit?
你不想买点水果吗?
Mums：
What do you want to eat?Bananas?
你想吃什么?香焦?
Jim：
No, I don’t like bananas but I like apples and oranges.
不, 我不喜欢香焦, 我喜欢苹果和桔子。
Mums：
OK. Let’s to over there and buy something you like.
行, 我们去那边买点你爱吃的.
英语的水果笑话（要翻译）
Bride: My perfect plum! Groom: My pretty peach! Minister: I now pronounce you fruit salad.
新娘：我亲爱的李子！新郎：我亲爱的桃子！主婚人：现在我宣布你们结为水果沙拉。
求英语笑话，发生在水果店或者糖果店。
I Ate Mine
A train stops at a station. Many people come out to buy food and fruits. A young man wants to come out, but it starts to rain. A boy is standing under a big umbrella. The young man says to the boy, "Can you go and get us two burgers, one for you and one for me?Here are two dollars."
"Great!" says the boy and then he goes to buy burgers. After some time, the boy is back. He's eating a burger.
"Where is my burger?" asks the young man.
"Oh, there was only one burger left. So I ate mine Here is your dollar."
我吃了我的
一列火车停站了，许多人都下车买食物和水果。一个年轻人也想去买，但是这时候天开始下雨了。一个男孩站在一把大伞下。这个年轻就跟这个男孩说，“这有两美元，你可以（帮）我去买两个汉堡么？一个给你，一个给我。”
“太棒了！”小男孩说着，然后去买汉堡了。过了一会，小男孩回来了，嘴里正吃着汉堡。
“我的汉堡呢？”年轻人问道。
“啊，只剩一个了，我就吃了我的那个，这是你的钱。”
Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.
One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said, Apple-Six for five cents. An idea came to Bill and he went into the store.
How much are the apples? he asked the store.
Six for five cents.
But I don't want six apples.
How many apples do you want?
It is not a question of how many apples I want. It is a problem in arithmetic.
What do you mean by a problem in arithmetic? asked the man.
Well, if six apples are wroth five cents, then five apples are worth four cents, four apples are worth three cents, three apples are worth rwo cents, two apples are worth one cent and one apple is worth nothing. I only want one apple, and if one apple is worth nothing then it is not necessary for me to pay you.
Bill picked out a good apple, began to eat it, and walked happily out of the store. The man looked at the young boy with such surprise that he could not say a word.
比尔是一个好学生，也是个聪明的孩子。他喜欢学数学，课本上所有的数学问题他都能不费劲地解答。
有一天，在上学路上，比尔经过一家水果店。该店窗户上有个招牌上写着：苹果--五美分六个。比尔脑筋一转，进了店门。
苹果怎么卖？
五美分六个。
但我不想要六个。
你想要几个？
这不是我想要几个的问题。这是个数学问题。
数学问题？你说这话是什么意思？
你看，如果六个苹果五美分，那么五个苹果四美分，四个苹果三美分，三个苹果二美分，二个苹果一美分，一个苹果就不要钱。我只要一个苹果，如果一个苹果一分钱也不要的话，那我也就没必要给你钱了。
比尔拣了一个好苹果，开始吃了起来，然后兴高采烈地迈出了店门。那个售货员吃惊地望着这个小男孩，一句话也说不出来。
