很搞笑的冷笑话哦 !




导语:愚人节快到啦,以下是我整理的愚人节整蛊笑话,欢迎大家过来阅读,记得愚人节那天“ 愚人 ”为乐哦!

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan。

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He says, "Jeez, honey, 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I bet on." She shrugs and walks away。

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan。

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."

一个家伙正在看报纸,他的妻子走到他身后,用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问道:“这是为什么?”她说:“我在你口袋里发现了一张写有‘Betty Sue’的纸条。”他说:“哎呀,亲爱的,‘Betty Sue’是我赌的那匹马的名字。”她耸了耸肩,走了。三天后他正在看报纸,妻子走到他身后,又用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问:“这又是为什么?”她答道:“你的马打电话来了。”

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital。

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor。

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."

"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"





In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."


On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman。


"Are these for your wife, sir?" she asked。


"Yes," I said。


"For her birthday?" she asked。


"No," I replied。


"For your anniversary?"


"No," I said again。


As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, "I hope she forgives you."


After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"


Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night。

Teacher: Please tell us something about it。

Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should not be published.'





A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage。

"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"

"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back。

"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."





One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What's time to a pig?"




do u like fish dicks?如果回答yes你就说你是gay fish?如果回答不,你就说why not。99%的老外会说也死。



, "I love you, from the first time I saw you. Of course, you can also eat chocolate,thought it was an April Fool's joke"

愚人节笑话 用英语怎么说

an April Fool's joke.

Best wishes and I believe your English will be better and better!


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