笑话哦本文目录一览：
- 1、中国人与外国人的英语对话中的小笑话
- 2、急急急！因为英语闹出的小笑话，快！
- 3、有哪些英语小笑话？给我来十个（越短越好）
- 4、因为文化差异，你和外国人交流的时候闹过什么笑话
- 5、有关英语的笑话
- 6、双语幽默英语笑话
中国人与外国人的英语对话中的小笑话
有人学英语，“how”是“怎么”，“are”是“是”，“you”是“你”
于是将“how are you？”理解为“怎么是你？”；又因为“old”是“老”
于是将“how old are you？”理解为“怎么老是你？”
还有一则外国人之间的误会：
一个妇人请来装修公司为房子的地板翻新，她警告那些装修工人说： “你们要特别小心搬动这张餐桌，因为它是属于路易十四(法国皇帝)时代的古董 (It goes back to Louis the Fourteenth，可以解为： “在十四日，它会返回路易那里去。”)。”
其中一个工人听后点头同意，对她说： “你不要难过，如果我在星期五不付清余款的话，我家客厅全套家具，会在十六日返回西尔斯公司那里去。(my whole living room set goes back to Sears on the sixteenth)”
急急急！因为英语闹出的小笑话，快！
1 too和two
有一天小明不小心走路撞到一个外国人，他不好意思的说：「I am sorry.」
「I am sorry,too.」外国人回答。
「I am sorry three.」小明马上回道。
「What are you sorry for？」外国人问。
「I am sorry five…」小明说。
2 关于模糊音
.一家陕西人在纽约唐人街开了家餐馆，儿子当服务生，老妈管收钱，老爸做大厨。
某一天，店里来了个老外，点了个套餐，吃到一半， " 咣当 " ，把汤碗打了。
儿子跑过去看了一下，说： " 碗打了！ "
老外想： " one dollar,... ..."
老妈听见声音，也过来看，见地上有个破碗，问： " 谁打的？ "
老外想： " three dollar?... ..."
儿子说： " 他打的！ "
老外想： " ten dollar?! ... ..."
老妈又说： " 还得打一碗！ "
老外想： " hundred and one?!?! ... ..."
老爸正在厨房切菜，听见外面的声音，赶忙跑出来看怎么回事。忙乱中，忘了把菜刀放下。
五大三粗的老爸，手持菜刀站在餐厅里，老外一看，心跳加速，血压急升，但更让他心碎加崩溃的是老爸的一番话。
老爸对着正在加热炉上舀汤的儿子说： " 烫，少盛点儿！ "
老外： " ten thousand?!!
3 关于名字的谐音
SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
(场景) 椭圆形办公室, 乔治布什 和国家安全顾问康多里扎赖斯
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
布什: 康迪(赖斯)! 很高兴见到你,发生什么事情了?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
赖斯:长官,我来向你汇报中国的新领导人
George: Great. Let’s hear it.
布什: 好极了,我们一起来听听!
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
赖斯:胡(谁)是中国的新领导人
George: That’s what I want to know.
布什:这就是我要知道的
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
赖斯:这就是我要告诉你的
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of
China?
布什:这就是我要问你的,谁(胡)是中国的新领导人?
Condi: Yes.
赖斯:是的
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
布什:我是说那个人的名字
Condi: Hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
George: The guy in China.
布什: 那个在中国的人
Condi: Hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
George: The new leader of China.
布什:中国的新领导人!
Condi: Hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
George: The Chinese!
布什:那个中国人!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
赖斯:胡(谁)领导中国
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
布什:啊?现在是你问我了?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
赖斯: 我在告诉你, 胡(谁)在领导中国
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
布什:我在问你,谁(胡)在领导中国?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
赖斯:就是那人的名字
George: That’s whose name?
布什:就是谁(胡)的名字?
Condi: Yes.
赖斯:是的
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of China?
布什:你到底愿不愿意告诉我谁(胡)是中国的领导人?
Condi: Yes sir.
赖斯:是的,长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
布什：亚瑟尔？你是说阿拉法特在中国？我以为他在中东呢
Condi: That’s correct.
赖斯：没错
George: Then who is in China?
布什：那么谁（胡）在中国？
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Yassir is in China?
布什：亚瑟尔在中国？？
Condi: No, sir.
赖斯：不，长官
George: Then who is?
布什：那么谁（胡）在？
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Yassir?
布什：亚瑟尔？
Condi: No, sir
赖斯：不，长官.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get m e the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet
he knows.
布什：听着，赖斯．我要知道中国新领导人的名字，给我接联合国秘书长．我
觉得他会知道
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
George: No, thanks.
布什：不，谢谢
Condi: You want Kofi?
赖斯：你要科费（咖啡）？
George: No.
布什：不！！
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
赖斯：那么你不要科费（咖啡）
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.
布什：不，但是既然你提到它，我要杯牛奶就可以了，然后给我接联合国
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
布什：不是亚瑟尔！是联合国的头！
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
布什：不，牛奶！你给我接通电话好不？
Condi: Call who?
赖斯：给谁打？
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
布什：谁（胡）是联合国的头？
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
赖斯：胡（谁）是中国的头
George: Will you stay out of China?!
布什：你能不能不提中国了？！
Condi: Yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N!
布什：也别提中东了！给我接通联合国的头就好了！
Condi: Kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
布什：好啦好啦！那就少加点糖吧！给我接电话
(Condi picks up the phone.)
（赖斯拿起电话）
Condi: Rice here
赖斯：赖斯在这（这有米饭）
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too
布什：米饭?好主意。在来两个蛋卷。
5.有一天小明不小心走路撞到一个外国人，他不好意思的说：「I am sorry.」
「I am sorry,too.」外国人回答。
「I am sorry three.」小明马上回道。
「What are you sorry for？」外国人问。
「I am sorry five…」小明说。
有哪些英语小笑话？给我来十个（越短越好）
1、英语笑话（一）
老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”
小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.
小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.
小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？
小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！
2、英语笑话（二）
某日刘洪涛遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：I am hong tao liu，外宾曰：我TM还是方片七呢！
3、英语笑话（三）
江青会见外宾，要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻，不许走样。外宾一见到江青，立刻拍马屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻，江青心花怒 放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。
翻译不敢怠慢，把江青的话翻成英文："Where? Where?" 外宾一愣，还有这样的人，追问哪里漂亮的，干脆马屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere."
翻译：“你到处都很漂亮。”江青更高兴了，但总是要客气一下：“不见得，不见得”。翻译赶紧翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."
4、英语笑话（四）
话说某年某月的某一天，叁个神箭手约在一起比箭，目标是十尺外仆人头上的苹果。A神箭手挽弓长射，咻一声，利箭正中苹果。A高傲的昂起下巴，比出一根大 拇指道：「I AM后羿！」
B神箭手照本宣科，射中苹果，这回他自大的喊了一句：「I AM丘比特！」
轮到C了，他也挽弓，利箭射出！ 结果正中仆人的心脏。就听他结结巴巴好久才吐出一句：「I...I...I...AM...SORRY...」
5、英语笑话（五）
某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞， 忙说：I am sorry.
老外应道：I am sorry too.
某人听后又道：I am sorry three.
老外不解，问：What are you sorry for?
某人无奈，道：I am sorry five.
6、英语笑话（六）
一位来自日本的旅客，坐出租车去机场的路上，看到一辆汽车经过，就说：“oh，TOyOTA！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”又有一辆经过，他又说： “oh，NISSAN！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”司机有点不高兴，觉得他太吵了！当第三辆经过时，他还是说：“oh，HONDA！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”
后来到了机场，那个日本人就问：“How Much？”出租车司机说：“1000！”
日本人惊奇的问司机：“为什么那么贵？”出租车司机回答说：“oh，mileometer（计 程表）！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”
7、英语笑话（七）
传说克林顿和教皇同一天去世，上帝搞错了，把克林顿送上了天堂，而把教皇送入了 地狱。发现错误后上帝马上改了回来，路上二人相遇。 精彩继续教皇：感谢上帝，我终于能见到圣母玛利亚了（Virgin Maria）. 克林顿（坏笑中）：Sorry，it"s too late.
8、英语笑话（八）
小强去看电影，到了电影售票处，发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比得好半天，就自告奋勇的上前做翻译，售票小姐说：麻烦你告诉她，现在坐票售完了只剩下站票，如果要看要站着看。
小强转头就对老外说：no sit see, stand see. if see stand see.
老外回答说:Sorry I don’t understand your English.
小强就对售票小姐说：哦，他说他不懂英文....
踩了一个老外的脚，为了显示咱国家是有名的礼仪之邦，就先SORRY啦，老外更是礼貌有加，就来个sorry too.
two??the chinese puzzled.恩，咱中国人还不是得礼尚往来？！~那就I am sorry three~ 这下老外蒙了，一句what are you sorry for?
晕，还有完没完啊，还FOUR？！~哼，偶跟你卯上了，Iam sorry five~(who怕 who？！~）
9、英语笑话（九）
我朋友在南大看到一非洲老外：“hello，你妈是猴儿。”老外用纯正的天津话说：“你妈是大猩猩！”
10、英语笑话（十）
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？” “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
因为文化差异，你和外国人交流的时候闹过什么笑话
1、学员Leo，May第一次给他做口测，问“which grade are you in?",他一直没听懂，然后双语讲了下，他马上就听懂了，但是我发现他没听懂，但是他不这么认为，然后我用金山词霸反复发音给他听grade的发音，他一直模仿great,great,连他小学水平的妈妈都听出尾音是/d/，他还是没听明白，后面看了字母才知道自己犯了“先入为主”的错误，认定了grade的发音是great，所以不管我们怎么说，都认为是自己认为的音。
2、学员Sandy,自己很喜欢听老外的课，当外教rainy得知她是两个孩子的妈妈时，问：”what's your feeling of being a mother?"Sandy脱口而出：“great 呀”，语调就像是很自豪的说中文：“很棒呀！”在后台听课的我，乐得不行。而英语的标准语调，应该是：“GREAT!"在“great"这个单词上进行语调的变化。
3、很多时候，May在后台听课，总是听到学员跟外教说：“Teacher,.....”，事实上，在西方文化中，老师和学员是一种很平等的关系，都是直接喊英语名，而teacher算是一个职业，不是称谓。
4、学员Esme，一次上课提问Michael老师：“我工作中接触老外的时候，他们表情很夸张，用词很强烈，是不是代表关系跟我更近一步了呀，和我们合作的意向更强了啊？”Michael说：“NO，老外天生表情、语言比中国人更丰富，你观察她们的面部表情，会很夸张，用词也比较强烈，比如外教总喜欢表扬你good job,well down,这其实跟我们常说的”一般般“的意思差不多。
所以如果想更好学习英语，学习西方文化，少闹笑话很重要。
我是May,我为立刻说代言，如果你有英语学习兴趣，欢迎留言。
有关英语的笑话
笑话是实际生活中客观存在的，作为文学式样，它的特征是戏谑、讽刺，其功能是启迪、警示。它渊源流长、值得研究、探讨。下面是我带来的有关英语的笑话，欢迎阅读!
有关英语的笑话篇一
A better dishwasher 一台更好的洗碗机
Mrs Williams lived in a small street in London, and now she had a new neighbour.
Her name was Mrs Briggs, and she talked a lot about her expensive furniture, her beautiful carpets and her new kitchen.
"Do you know," she said to Mrs Williams one day, "I've got a new dishwasher1. It washes the plates and glasses and knives and forks beautifully."
"Oh? " Mrs Williams answered." And does it dry them and put them in the cupboard, too ?"
Mrs Briggs was surprised. "Well," she answered, "the things in the machine are dry after an hour, but it doesn't put them away, of course."
"I've had a dishwasher for twelve and a half years," Mrs Williams said.
"Oh?" Mrs Briggs answered, "And does yours put the things in the cupboard when it has washed them?"
She laughed nastily2. "Yes, he does," Mrs Williams answered."He dries the dishes and puts them away."
威廉姆斯太太住在伦敦的的一条小街上，现在她有了一位新邻居。
这邻居叫布里格斯太太，她对她的高档家具，漂亮地毯和新厨房谈论很多。
“你知道吗?” 有一天她对威廉姆斯太太说道：“我有一台新洗碗机。它洗盘子、杯子和刀叉洗得非常好。”
“哦?”威廉姆斯太太回答说，“它能弄干盘子、杯子和刀叉吗?还可以把它们放进碗柜吗?”
布里格斯太太很吃惊。“ 嗯，”她回答说，“洗碗机里的盘子、杯子和刀叉一小时后就干了，但当然啰，洗碗机不能把它们收起来。”
威廉姆斯太太说：“我有一台洗碗机已经12年半了。”
“哦?”布里格斯太太回答说，“你的洗碗机在洗完盘子、杯子和刀叉后能把它们放进碗柜吗?”她不怀好意地大笑起来。
“是的，他可以。”威廉姆斯太太回答说，“他把碗盘刀叉弄干后就把它们收起来。”
有关英语的笑话篇二
My God 我的上帝啊
A Scotsman, carrying a huge suitcase, has been riding a London bus for five miles along its route, all the while attempting to avoid the ticket collector.
Finally, the conductor manages to corner him and tells him to pay up："You've been on for five miles -- that'll be 50 pennies, please, and 10 pennies for your suitcase."
The Scotsman responds："I haven't, I want to have a penny fare, just got on this very moment." They begin to argue, and the ticket collector become more and more enraged1 and finally, as the bus is passing over London bridge, he grabs2 the Scotsman's suitcase, and hurls3 it out of the bus.
It lands in the river and sinks without a trace. The Scotsman stands shocked for a moment and says to the ticket collector, "My God!Not only are you treat to overcharge me for the ticket—but now you're gone a drowned my boy Jenny."
一个苏格兰人提着一只大箱子，坐上了一辆开往伦敦的汽车。上车后，在汽车行驶了5英里的这段路上，他一直在试图躲开售票员。
售票员最终还是找到了他，并叫他补票:“你已经坐了5英里了，请付50便士，你的箱子还要付10便士。”
苏格兰人答道：“我是不会付那么多钱的。我只付1便士，因为我刚刚上车。”最后，他们争吵起来。售票员越吵越生气，终于在车子行驶到伦敦大桥上时，抓起苏格兰人的箱子，用力扔出了车外。
箱子掉进河里，沉了下去。苏格兰人惊呆了，怔怔地站在那里，片刻之后对售票员说：“我的上帝啊!你不仅向我多收票钱，现在还淹死了我的儿子强尼。”
有关英语的笑话篇三
Where Am I 我这是在哪儿
Nat lived in a small town in England. He always stayed in England for his holidays, but then last year he thought1, "I've never been outside this country. All my friends go to Spain3, and they like it very much, so this year I'm going4 to go there too."
First he went to Madrid and stayed in a small hotel for a few5 days. On the first morning he went out for a walk. In England people drive on the left, but in Spain they drive on the right. Natforgot6 about this, and while7 he was8 crossing a busy street, a bicycle knocked9 him down.
Nat lay10 on the ground11 for a few seconds and then he sat12 up and said13: "Where am I?" An old man was selling maps at the side2 of the street, and he at oncecame14 to Nat and said, "Map of the city, sir?"
兰特住在英格兰的一座小镇上。他的假日一直都是在这里度过的，可是去年，他想：“我从来都没有出过国。我的朋友们都很喜欢去日本度假，今年我也准备去那里。”
他先是去了马德里，并在一家小旅馆住了几天。来到这里的第一天，他一早起来去散步。在英国，人们都是靠左行驶，但是西班牙人都是靠右行驶。兰特忘记了这点，于是在他穿过一条繁杂的街道时，不幸被一辆自行车撞倒了。
兰特在地上躺了几秒钟，随后坐起来问道：“我这是在哪儿?”这时，路边正好有一位老人在卖地图，于是他立即走上前去，对兰特说：“先生，买地图吗?
有关英语的笑话篇四
A dogss bad habit 狗的坏习惯
As a professional animal trainer, I was disturbed when my own dog developed a bad habit. Every time I hung my wash out on the clothesline, she would yank it down. Drastic1 action was called for.
I put a white kitchen towel on the line and waited. Each time she pulled it off, I scolded her. After two weeks the towel was untouched. Then I hung out a large wash and left to do someerrands2. When I came home, my clean clothes were scattered3 all over the yard. On the line was the white kitchen towel.
作为一名专业的驯兽师，我对自己的狗养成的一个坏习惯感到很苦恼。每当我把洗好的衣服搭在晾衣绳上时，它总会猛地把衣物全扯下来。对此，我必须要采取严厉的 措施 。
我在绳上搭了一条白色的厨房毛巾，每当它把毛巾扯下来时，我就会训斥它一顿。两个星期后，它再也不碰毛巾了。于是，我把许多洗干净的衣服搭在晾衣绳上后，就出去办事了。等我回到家时，洗好的衣服分散在院子的各个角落，只有那条白毛巾依然搭在绳子上。
有关英语的笑话篇五
Save Money 省钱
Henry was from the United1 States and he had come to London for a holiday.
One day he was not feeling well, so he went to the clerk at the desk of his hotel and said, "I want to see doctor. Can you give me the name of a good one?"
The clerk looked in a book and then said, "Dr2. Kenneth Grey, 61010."
Henry said, "Thank yon very much. Is he expensive?"
"Well," the clerk answered, "he always charges his patients two pounds for their first visit to him, and one pound and 50 pennies3 for later visits."
Henry decided4 to save 50 pennies, so when he went to see the doctor, he said, "I've come again, doctor."
For a few seconds the doctor looked at his face carefully without saying anything. Then he nodded and said, "Oh, yes." He examined him and then said, "Everything's going as it should do. Just continue with the medicine I gave you last time."
美国人亨利来到伦敦度假。
有一天，他感觉不舒服，便来到旅馆服务台向服务员咨询：“我想看病，你能帮我找一位好医生吗?”
服务员翻阅了一下本子，然后说：“肯尼思·格雷医生，61010。”
亨利说：“非常感谢，他看病收费贵吗?”
“喔，”服务员回答说，“初诊患者收费2英镑，复诊收费1.5英镑。”
亨利琢磨着能省下50便士，于是，他去看病时对医生说：“我又来了，医生。”
医生一言不发地端详着他的面容，过了一会儿点点头说道：“哦，对。”医生给亨利做完检查后说：“病情得到了控制，继续吃上次我给你的药就可以了。”
双语幽默英语笑话
双语幽默英语笑话汇集
1、话说某年某月的某一天，叁个神箭手约在一起比箭，目标是十尺外仆人头上的苹果。
A神箭手挽弓长射，咻一声，利箭正中苹果。A高傲的昂起下巴，比出一根大拇指道：「I AM 后羿!」
B神箭手照本宣科，射中苹果，这回他自大的喊了一句：「I AM 丘比特!」
轮到C了，他也挽弓，利箭射出!结果正中仆人的心脏。就听他结结巴巴好久才吐出一句：「I...I...I...AM...SORRY...」
Note by Jodie: 此处用西班牙口音说Sorry肥更有趣
2、昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的："Hello?"
外国人："Hi."
前台小姐："You have what thing?"(你有什么事?)
外国人："Can you speak English?"(你会讲英语吗)
前台小姐："If I not speak English， I am speaking what?"(如果我不会说，那我现在说的什么)
外国人："Can anybody else speak English? "(还有谁能讲英语吗)
前台小姐："You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time， you can wait， you wait， you not wait， you go."(你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都没空，你愿意等就等，不愿意就走你)
外国人：I want to ask about online shopping.(我想咨询下关于网上购物的事情)
前台小姐:Online shopping?is Use Internet shopping，You de understand?(网上购物?就是用上网购物，你的明白?)
外国人：。。。。。
前台小姐：you can baidu“top leader”!!你可以去百度“尚品领袖”
外国人：。。。。"Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"(我的上帝，这儿有谁会说英语吗?) I want to speak to your head."(我想和你的领导谈谈)
前台小姐："Head not zai.You tomorrow come."(头儿不在，你明天再来吧)
3、Bad news and good news 好消息和坏消息
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.
一名艺术家问画廊老板，最近有没有人对他展出的画感兴趣。
"I've got good news and bad news," owner replied.
“这有好消息和坏消息，”老板回答。
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death.
“好消息是有一位先生咨询你的作品，他想知道在你死后你的画会不会升值。
When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings.
我告诉他你的画会升值，他就把你的15幅画全都买走了。”
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed," What's the bad news?"
“真是太好了”，艺术家是喜形于色，“那坏消息是什么?”
With concern, the gallery owner replied,"The guy was your doctor."
带着关心的口吻，画廊老板回答，“买画的人是你的医生”。
4、女儿的来信
Joan and her neighbor are talking about their daughters, Joan says, my daughter is at the university.
She’s very bright, you know. Every time we get a letter from her we have to go to the dictionary.
Her neighbor says you are lucky every time we hear from our daughter we have to go to the bank.
Joan和她的邻居在一起聊天，聊到各自的女儿;Joan说我女儿在上大学。她很聪明，你知道的。每次我们接到她的来信，我们都要查字典。
她的邻居说，你真幸运!每次我们接到我女儿的信，我们都要去银行。
5、A New Mum took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time.
一个年轻的妈妈头一回带着她的宝贝女儿到超市买东西，
She dressed her in pink from head to toe.
她把小宝贝从头到脚穿上粉红色的衣服。
At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and put her purchases around her.
在商场，她把小女孩放在购物车里，把买来的东西都推在孩子周围。
At the checkout line a small boy and his mother were ahead of them.
在付款台前排队时，一个小男孩和他妈妈正好排在她们前面。
The child was crying and begging for some special treat.
那个小男孩在哭，看上去在向他妈要着什么东西，年轻的妈妈想，
He wants some candy or gumand his mother won't let him have any, she thought.
这个小孩一定是要糖果或是口香糖之类的玩意儿，而他妈妈又不给，所以才闹得这么厉害。
Then she heard his mother's reply.
然而就在这个时候，她听到男孩的妈妈一边回答说，
"No!"she said, looking in her direction.
“不行，”一边往她的方向看过来，
"You may not have a baby sister today. That lady got the last one"
“你今天不能买一个小妹妹了，那位女士把最后一个买走了!”
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6、Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.
Mum:There is no electricity tonight.
Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on.
迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。
妈妈：今晚停电了。
迈克：那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。
7、Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的`老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
8、Teacher: Here are two bird,one is a swallow,the other is a sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I can't point out but i know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallowis beside the sparrow,and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只小鸟
老师：这里有两只小鸟，一只是燕子，另一只是麻雀，谁能告诉我们哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
学生：我不会分辨但我知道答案。
老师：那请你告诉我们。
学生：燕子旁边的是麻雀，麻雀旁边的是燕子。
9、A dog can play the piano 会弹钢琴的狗
A guy walks into a bar with a small dog. The bartender says, "Get out of here with that dog!"
The guy says, "But this isn't just any dog... this dog can play the piano!"
The bartender replies, "Well, if he can play that piano, you both can stay... and have a drink onthe house!"
So the guy sits the dog on the piano stool, and the dog starts playing.
Ragtime, Mozart... and the bartender and patrons are enjoying the music.
Suddenly a bigger dog runs in, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck, and drags him out.
The bartender asks the guy, "What was that all about?"
The guy replies, "Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a doctor."
一个人带着他的狗走进一家酒吧。
酒吧服务生对他说，“这里不能带狗进来，请离开吧!”
那个人对服务生说，“这可不是一般的狗，它可是会弹钢琴的!”
服务生回答说，“呃，如果它真的能弹钢琴，你们可以免费在这喝上一杯!”
那个人把狗放到了弹钢琴坐的凳子上面，狗就开始了演奏，先是拉格泰姆音乐、接着弹莫扎特还有其它的… …服务生和顾客们都非常欣赏它的弹奏。
突然，一只体型更大的狗跑了进来，一把抓住小狗的脖子就把它拽出去了。
酒吧服务生问那个人，“那是怎么回事?”
那人回答，“噢，那是它妈妈。她不想它儿子玩音乐，而是做一名医生。”
10、Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗?
学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。
11、Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇.
服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的.
12、Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。
父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了)，不是吗?
儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗?
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