这些英文笑话你get到笑点了吗？

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round1

round2

一个澳大利亚人去纽约，过马路时没注意差点撞上一个开出租车的美国司机。

美国司机愤怒的探出车窗说：‘Are you coming here to die?'

澳大利亚人听到乡音后高兴的说：‘No, I came here yestaday.'

因为澳大利亚口音中today很像to die。

round3

英语老师说，如果不学好英语 去美国遇到枪击事件你只能这样给警察说

I see some people with ak47 , they biu biu biu and they boom boom boom ，people say a a a and die. You should call a car which vivo vivo

round4

You are sun of a beach;
你是沙灘上的一縷陽光。

round5

Your brain has two parts: one is left, and the other is right. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left.

round 6

一哥们出国住酒店的时候发现有老鼠，但是英文太烂不知道老鼠的英语怎么说，无奈之下打电话给前台说:"Do you know Tom and Jerry ?"
"Yes sir."
"Jerry is here！！！

round7

Do u have a girl friend?
- yeah
- nice ! Where is she from?
- From a different nation
- Oh really? Which nation?
- My imagiNATION

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