笑话哦热搜：暖的笑话
一，狮子受伤后在家养伤，兔子友好地问狮子：“狮子，我想和你交朋友，你想吃胡萝卜吗？”狮子摇了摇头。第二天，兔子又问它：“你想吃胡萝卜吗？”石河子还是摇了摇头。
第三天，兔子又来了：“你想……”，狮子实在是太饿了，它点了点头：“嗯，我想吃胡萝卜。”兔子开心地笑着：“那我们一块想吧。”
The lion was injured at home after the injury, the rabbit asked the lion friendly: "lion, I want to make friends with you, do you want to eat carrots?"? ” The lion shook his head. The next day, the rabbit asked it again, "do you want to eat carrots?"? ”
Shihezi still shook his head. On the third day, the rabbit came again. "Do you want to," The lion was so hungry that he nodded. "Well, I want to eat carrots. ” The rabbit smiled happily. "Then let's think about it together."
二，妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊：“穿裙子时不可以荡秋千，不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内ku哦！”有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说：“今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！”妈妈生气地说：“不是告诉过你吗？穿着裙子不要荡秋千！”羊羊骄傲地说：“可是我好聪明的哦，我把里面的脱掉了，这样他就不就看不到我的小内ku了”
My mother often swears at the sheep: "You can't swing when you wear a skirt. Otherwise, you will be seen by the little boy inside the small inside."! ”
One day, Yang Yang said happilyto his mother, "today I played on the swing with Xiao Ming. I won."! ” Mother said angrily, "didn't I tell you?"? Don't swing in a skirt! ” Sheep proudly said: "but I am so smart Oh, I take off the inside of the small inside, so he can not see my little inside."
三，小鸡问母鸡：为什么人类都有名字，而我们全都小鸡？母鸡回答：人类活着的时候都有名字，但是死了都叫鬼了，我们活着的时候没有名字，但是死了有好多名字！小鸡说：真的嘛，都叫些什么名字？母鸡说：咖喱鸡，烤鸡，香菇鸡……
The chick asks the hen, why do humans have names and we all hand over chickens? The hen replied: human beings have names when they are alive, but ghosts when they are dead.
We have no names when we are alive, but there are many names when we are dead! The chicken said, really, what are their names? The hen says: curry chicken, roast chicken, mushroom chicken
四，早晨去楼下买油条，大妈说要2.5元一根，我说：“昨天不是2元一根吗？”大妈说：“因为猪肉涨价了”。
我说：“猪价涨价，关你油条什么事情”大妈说：“因为我想吃猪肉”瞬间觉得大妈说得好有道理
Going downstairs to buy fritters in the morning, my aunt said that it would cost 2.5 yuan. I said, "Isn't it 2 yuan yesterday? ” Aunt said: "Because the price of pork has increased."
I said: "The price of pigs is rising, what is wrong with your fritters?" Aunt said: "Because I want to eat pork," I instantly feel that my aunt said it makes sense
五，儿子放学回家看到我也不打招呼，太没规矩了吧，被我拉住教训了：“你也不给爸爸打招呼嘛？”“怕你尴尬不是”“你是我儿子，有啥好尴尬的？”“没啥！”“需要我辅导作业不？”
“不用，在学校写好了！”“喝水不，爸给你倒？”“不喝，路上刚把水喝完！”“玩游戏不？把键盘拿走！”“爸。你就好好跪着吧，要不妈一会儿从厨房出来又该收拾你了！”
My son came home from school and saw that I didn't say hello. It was too unruly. I was dragged by the lesson: "You don't say hello to Dad? ” "I am afraid that you are not."
"You are my son, what is so embarrassing? ” Nothing. ” "Do you need me to tutor homework? ” "No, I wrote it at school! ” "Drink water, Dad will pour it for you? ” "No, I just finished drinking water on the way! ” "Play the game no? Take the keyboard away! ” Dad Just get down on your knees, or mom will come out of the kitchen and clean you up again! ”
