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英语脑筋急转弯,What will you break once you say it?

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脑筋急转弯

1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破?)

Silence. (沉默)

2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗?)

No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。

(不会,他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动,依旧撒谎。)

3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降?) 

Your age. (你的年龄)

4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下?)  

He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一条热狗。)

5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住?) 

Because someone will give her away.

(因为有人会揭发她。Give away揭发,在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)

6. Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物?)

It has the most stories. (它的楼层最多。Story 故事,楼层)

7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么?)

The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)

8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么?)

A whole world.

(整个世界。a world of difference天壤之别)

9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作?)

They want to make faces.

(make face做鬼脸,做钟表面)

10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物?)

Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤,举重机)

11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容纳50人,现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船,船就沉了。为什么?)

Because is a pigbot. (那是潜水艇。pigbot,潜水艇)

12. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么?)

The river bank。(河岸。)

13. What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月?)

March。(行军。)

英语段子

一分一块钱 A dollar per point

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.

一天,教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷,然后回到讲台前等待。 考试结束了,学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票,还有一张纸条写着:“一分一块钱。” 第二堂课,教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零。

大家都知道,英语口语是英语学习最主要的目的之一,而英语口语的学习总是跳不过几大难点:词汇、发音和语法以及真实的英语口语环境,所以想学好英语口语首先需要从这几方面下手,缺一不可。因此,英语口语的提升一般会很困难,但是如果有一套全面的资料就不一样了,就像锋利的斧子可以提高砍柴的效率一样。(仔细阅读文章,文末有惊喜哦!)

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