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用墨西哥.阿拉伯.新加坡.好望角.罗马.澳门.名古屋写一个笑话
地理考试
某次地理考试 老师叫同学用一系列地理地点说一段话
小明写
从前有个老人 住在柬埔寨 我们都叫他阿拉伯
一次 他带着墨西哥爬山
他们爬到新加坡时 遇到了一个长着好望角的巴拿马
他们吓出了一阵阿富汗 接着 他们逃到了名古屋
又关上了也门 却不小心碰掉了一个葡萄牙
求新加坡英文简短介绍（中英对照）
Singapore, officially the Republic of Singapore, is an island country located at the southern tip of the Malay Peninsula. It lies 137 kilometres (85 mi) north of the equator, south of the Malaysian state of Johor and north of Indonesia's Riau Islands. At 707.1 km2 (273.0 sq mi), Singapore is one of four remaining true city-states in the world. It is the *** allest nation in Southeast Asia.
Prior to European settlement, the island now known as Singapore was the site of a Malay fishing village at the mouth of the Singapore River. Several hundred indigenous Orang Laut people also lived along the nearby coast, rivers and on *** aller islands. In 1819 the British East India pany established a trading post on the island, which was used thereafter as a strategic trading post along the spice route.[4] Singapore would bee one of the most important mercial and military centres of the British Empire, and the hub of British power in Southeast Asia. The city was occupied by the Japanese during World War II, which Winston Churchill called "Britain's greatest defeat".[5] Singapore reverted to British rule immediately postwar, in 1945. Eighteen years later the city, having achieved independence from Britain, merged with Malaya, Sabah and Sarawak to form Malaysia. However, less than two years later it seceded from the federation and became an independent republic on 9 August 1965. Singapore joined the United Nations on 21 September that same year. It is also a member of the monwealth of Nations.
Since independence, Singapore's standard of living has been on the rise. Foreign direct investment and a state-led drive to industrialisation based on plans drawn up by the Dutch economist Albert Winsemius have created a modern economy focused on electronics manufacturing, petrochemicals, touri *** and financial services alongside traditional entrepôt trade.[citation needed] Singapore is the 5th wealthiest country in the world in terms of GDP (PPP) per capita.[6] This *** all nation has foreign exchange reserves of more than US$177 billion.[7]
The population of Singapore is approximately 4.84 million.[2] Though Singapore is highly co *** opolitan and diverse, ethnic form the majority of the population. English is the administrative language of the country.
The Constitution of the Republic of Singapore established the nation's political system as a representative democracy, while the country is recognised as a parliamentary republic.[8] The People's Action Party (PAP) dominates the political process and has won control of Parliament in every election.
新加坡共和国，是东南亚的一个岛国，也是一个城市国家。
该国位於马来半岛南端，毗邻马六甲海峡南口，其南面有新加坡海峡与印尼相隔，北面有柔佛海峡与马来西亚相隔，并以长堤相连於新马两岸之间。
新加坡的国土除了本岛之外，还包括周围数岛。
1819年，任职于英国东印度公司的斯坦福·莱佛士与柔佛苏丹签订条约，获准在新加坡建立交易站和殖民地。
由於地理位置特殊，新加坡在二次世界大战以前一直是大英帝国在东南亚最重要的据点，经莱佛士努力，逐渐发展成繁荣的转口港。
1942年至1945年间，新加坡曾被日军占据三年半之久，之后回归英国管辖。
1965年独立后，新加坡在短时间内由发展中国家迅速转变成为经济富裕的发达国家，其人民生活水平也因此得以快速提高，从而位居世界之前列。
此外，作为亚洲最重要的金融、服务和航运中心之一，新加坡在城市保洁方面效果显著，故亦有「花园城市」之美称。
新加坡简短英文介绍，下附中文翻译。
Singapore is an island country in Southeast Asia, north across the Johore Strait and Malaysia to the south, across the Singapore Strait and Indonesia, adjacent to the south of the Malacca strait.
新加坡是东南亚的一个岛国，北隔柔佛海峡与马来西亚为邻，南隔新加坡海峡与印度尼西亚相望，毗邻马六甲海峡南口。
Singapore is a developed capitalist country in Asia. It is praised as one of the "Four Dragons of Asia". Its economic model is called "state capitalism"".
新加坡是亚洲发达的资本主义国家，被誉为“亚洲四小龙”之一，其经济模式被称作为“国家资本主义”。
Singapore is located in the tropics. The annual temperature difference and the daily temperature difference are small, and the average temperature is between 23 and 34 degrees centigrade。
新加坡地处热带，气温年温差和日温差小，平均温度在23至34℃之间。
Singapore is a multilingual country, has 4 official languages, namely English, Malay, Mandarin and Tamil. Singapore uses English as the main language and language of instruction.
新加坡是一个多语言的国家，拥有4种官方语言，即英语，马来语，华语和泰米尔语。他们采用英语，作为主要的通行语和教学语。
Singapore is a foreign trade driven economy, with electronic, petrochemical, financial, shipping and service industries, highly dependent on the United States, Japan, Europe and neighboring markets, the total volume of foreign trade is four times of GDP.
新加坡属外贸驱动型经济，以电子、石油化工、金融、航运、服务业为主，高度依赖美、日、欧和周边市场，外贸总额是GDP的四倍。
Singapore tourist attractions include: Universal Studios Singapore, Sentosa, Clarke Quay, highly developed transportation network provides convenience for tourism.
新加坡旅游景点包括：新加坡环球影城、圣陶沙岛、克拉码头等等，高度发达的交通网络为旅游提供了便利。
新加坡的新式英语
新加坡式英语（Singlish）是一种通用于新加坡的英语方言，主要受到英国英语影响，但最近日益受到美国英语的影响。新加坡英语又有标准新加坡英语（Standard Singapore English (SSE)）和新加坡式英语（Singlish）的区分。标准新加坡英语是一种正式的语言，它对语法方面的要求等同于标准英语；新加坡式英语有很多的词汇、语法也借自英语、潮州话、泰米尔语、福建话、广东话、普通话和马来语，有克里奥耳语（混合语）的特征。新加坡式英语的发音也很独特。简单地说，新加坡英语就是英文词汇加上混合语法后，再以中文为主体的语气和语调来说出的一种英语型式。
新加坡英语（Singlish/Singapore English/Singapore Colloquial English/Colloquial Singapore English）是一种英语方言，通用于新加坡，主要受到英国英语影响，但最近日益受到美国英语的影响。此外很多的词汇、语法也借自福建话、广东话、普通话和马来语，有克里奥耳语（混合语）的特征。新加坡英语的发音也很独特。简单地说，新加坡英语就是：英文词汇+混合语法+以中文为主体的语气和语调。
