笑话哦本文目录一览：
- 1、英语笑话带翻译短一些
- 2、关于外国人的笑话
- 3、外国经典幽默笑话
- 4、有哪些关于德国的笑话?
- 5、简单的英语小笑话(带翻译）
英语笑话带翻译短一些
1. 英语笑话
英语笑话 【急！求英语笑话带翻译的,三到五分钟,两个人对话的,初二水平,
1、周而复始老王在树下休息，老李走过来对他说：“嗨，为什么不去上山砍柴？” 老王说：“砍柴干什么？” 老李说：“好卖钱啊.卖到钱就可以买驴，再沿家挨户卖柴.挣了钱就再 买卡车，然后买木厂卖木 器，再买更多的卡车，那样就可以发大财了.” 老王问：“发了财干什么？” 老李答：“发了财就可 以逍遥自在地享清福嘛.” 老王说：“那你以为我现在在干什么？”1,round and roundLao wang rested under the tree,Lao li came up and said,"hey,why not go up the hill cutting wood?" Pharaoh said:"cut wood stem what?" Lao li said:"good money!Sold into money can buy a donkey,then along home door-to-door selling wood.Zheng money will buy trucks,and then buy wood factory sells wooden ware,buy more trucks,so that you can be really rich." The old king:"fortune"?Lao li answer:"fortune can be to free and unfettered freely do well." Pharaoh said,"that you think I doing now?"2、甲鱼风波甲鱼又叫团鱼或鳖，俗称王八.味鲜美，价昂贵.“吃的不买，买的不吃”，实乃高级礼品，公关丑 星.某乡派数人携众鳖入城进贡.因其重量不同，又须按“职”分配，为免差错计，故将官 号写于纸上，贴于鳖背.……至机关干部住宅楼前，天已晚.不料竹篓倾覆，众甲鱼乘暮色争相逃命，乡人一片 惊呼：“赵局长”跑啦！——那个块头最大的.快抓住“钱处长”——小心它咬手.那墙角里黑乎乎的，莫非是“孙科长”？“李秘书”个头小，爬得快，怕是找不到了.2,turtle stormTurtle and call TuanYu or turtle,monly known as the tortoise.Taste delicious,the price is expensive."Eat not to buy,buy the do not eat",solid senior ts,pr ugly stars.MouXiang sent several people join the turtle into town tribute.Because of its different weights,and must according to "responsibility" distribution,in order to avoid mistakes plan,therefore,JiangGuan written in paper,stick at turtle's back。
.To government cadres residential against the building,it is late.Behold,all the turtle piggy overthrown by the dusk scramble to flee for life,XiangRen a exclaimed,"zhao chief" run!The bigger the biggest.- Catch "money director" - be careful it bites the hand.The corner of the mariposa rushed,murphy is "Samson section chief"?"Secretary li"'s *** aller,climb quickly,afraid that I can't find it.3、迟了在地铁里，一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包，便幽默地说：“老兄，你来晚了！我今天虽然领 了薪水，但我太太下手比你快 多了！”3,lateIn the subway,a man found pickpocket is cutting his wallet,and humorously said:"man,you came to night!I today although took salary,but my wife lay more quickly than you!"4、情书小伙子在给女朋友的信中写到：“爱你爱得如此之深，以至愿为你赴汤蹈火.星期六如不下雨，我一定来.4,love letterGuy in the letters to his girlfriend wrote:"love your love so much,that would like to give you go through hell.On Saturday as it does not rain,I'll e.5、无理抱怨两个人一起吃饭，只有两条鱼，一大一小.一位先把大 的吃了，另一位勃然大怒.”多不合适！”他抱怨说.”怎 么了？”另一位问.”你吃掉了那条大的，如果我是你就不 会这样做.””你会怎 样呢？””我当然是先吃小的.”” 那好哇，你抱怨什么，那条小鱼不是还在那里吗！”5 and irrational plainTwo people eat together,only two fish,a great and a *** all.A first big eat,another flew into a rage."Not more suitable!" He plains."How yao?" Another asked."You ate that big,if I were you,I would not do so." "How would you like?" "Of course I is first eat *** all." "That good,you plained,the fish is still there!"6、为您保密甲：”这件事我只告诉你一人，请你千万为我保密." 乙：”放心，不但我要为你保密，我还要告诉大家都来为你保密.”6,for your confidentialA:"this matter I just tell you one person,you must the secret for me." B:"trust,not only I want secret for you,I will tell everybody to be secret for you."7、擦玻璃父亲走进儿子的房间，夸奖道：干得好，儿子！窗户又干净又明亮，你是用肥皂水擦的吗？儿子：没有，爸爸，我用的是锤子.7,wipe glassFather entered the son's room,praise,way:well done,son!The window and clean and bright,you are using soap water wipe?Son:no,dad,I am using a sledgehammer.8、开学小学开学了，刚满6岁的冬冬不肯到学校上学.妈妈向冬冬解释，小朋友满6岁就要去上学，一直到15岁.最后冬冬终于在书桌前坐下来，满含热泪地问：等我15岁的时候，您会记得来接我吗？8,openingElementary school begins,just over 6 years old of winter winter will not e to school.Mother to dongdong explanation,children with 6 years old shall go to school,until 15 years old.Last winter winter finally before desk sat down and full of tears to ask:when I was 15,you will remember pick me up?。
英语小笑话带翻译15至25字
He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。
他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。
“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman！" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。
他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”
“可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor *** iled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。
过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。
你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球， 一个老美看到就笑我说， "Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想著 性， 缩写正好是 Adidas） " 我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快， 联想力这么丰富时，旁边的 一个老美帮我解围， 他说， 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn， 他们的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢，这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟 能详的喔！ 下次就换你去取笑老美了 这些够吗？ 求你了给分吧。
英语笑话100篇+翻译
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这里的英语笑话都有译文！
A teacher said to her class:
"Who was the first man?"
“George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly.
"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, *** iling indulgently.
"Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."
But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
"Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?"
"I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him."
有个老师问班上的学生：
“谁是第一个男人？”
“乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。
“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢？”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。
小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”
这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。
“那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢？”
“我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿取了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。”
英语笑话【短】
1. Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.When the door finally opened, I felt a passionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun *** iling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue." 美 德 获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。
一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。
最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德。”
2. Difference"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down." 区 别 “研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。
研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。”3.Too Long The travel editor of a newspaper called, saying she was finally using an article I had written several years earlier. She wanted to be sure the tour information was still correct. "I also wanted to make certain," she sheepishly confessed, "that you're still alive. Whenever the writer has died, I know I've held a story too long." 太久 一家报纸的旅行版编辑打开电话，说她终于决定要采用一篇我几年前写的文章。
她想确定那旅游信息是否还可靠。“我还想确定，”她怯怯地坦白道：“您是否还健在。
每次发现作者已经不在人世了，我才知道我将文章压得太久了。”4.Charge for Bread and Butter Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad paid the bill, including the charge for bread and butter. However, the next day, he sent a letter to the resturant stating that the charge was uncalled for. Enclosed in the same envelope was a bill for $500 in legal services.Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, "What is this $500 bill for? We never ordered any legal services." Dad replied, "I never ordered any bread and butter." The $1.50 was returned without delay.面包和黄油费 几年前，我当律师的爸爸带我去纽约的一家高档餐馆。
帐单上来时，上面有1.5美元的面包和黄油费。爸爸付了帐，连同面包和黄油的收费一齐付了。
但是第二天，他给餐馆寄了一封信，说那项收费是没有道理的。随信还寄上了一张500美元的法律服务机构的收费单。
餐馆马上打来电话，问道：“这500美元的收费单是怎么回事？我们从来没有要什么法律机构的服务。” 爸爸答道，“我也从来没有要什么面包和黄油。”
那1.5美元立即就寄了回来。5. Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.""That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday？" 安眠药 鲍勃晚上失眠。
他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。
他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。” “好啊！”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？” 英文谚语大全 cqwlzx/Article/ShowArticle?ArticleID=275 Each bird loves to hear himself sing. 鸟儿都爱听自己唱歌。
Each day brings its own bread. 天无绝人之路。Each man is the architect of his own fate. 命运掌握在自己手中。
Eagles catch no flies. 大人物不计较小事情。Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together. 鹰单飞，羊群集。
Early mistakes are the seeds of future trouble. 早期的错误可以酿成日后的麻烦。Early sow, early mow. 播种早的收获早。
Early start makes easy stages. 早开始是成功的保证。Early to bed and early to rise make a man healthy, wealthy and wise. 早睡早起，令人健康、富有而且聪明。
英文短笑话 最简单的 要短的 四年级
There is a family, is very rich. One day, his son to go to school, mother asked her son, go out alone in our family was very rich, his son to keep in
Heart. The Chinese class, the teacher asked the students to write an article about the family. Son: my family is poor. My mother is very poor, very poor, dad was very poor, my servant is poor, the gardener is poor, the driver is very poor, very poor。
有一户人家，很有钱。一天，儿子要去上学，妈妈叫 儿子，出去后别说咱们家很有钱，儿子牢记在
心。语文课上，老师叫同学们写一篇关于家庭的作文。 儿子写：我家很穷。我很穷，妈妈很穷，爸爸很穷，我家的仆人很穷，园丁很穷，司机很穷，保姆很穷。。
关于外国人的笑话
美国人中国人日本人笑话全集
一个美国人,一个日本人还有一个中国人走在大沙漠中,
走着走着看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后飘出来一个人来,
那个人说:"我是神仙,我能满足你们每个人三个愿望!"
美国人第一个抢着说:"我第一个愿望是要很多的钱."
神仙说:"这个简单,满足你!说说第二个愿望吧."
美国人说:我还要很多的钱!"
神仙满足他的愿望后,美国人又说了他的第三个愿望:"把我弄回家."
神仙说:"没问题."
于是美国人带着很多的钱回了美国.
神仙又问日本人.
日本人说:"我要美女!"
神仙给了他美女.
日本人又说:我还要美女!"
神仙也满足了他,给了他美女..
日本人最后说到:"把我送回日本."
神仙把日本人送回国后问中国人要什么.
中国人说:"先来瓶二锅头吧."
神仙给了他.问他第二个愿望是什么.
中国人说:再来一瓶二锅头!"
神仙问他第三个愿望是什么.
中国人说:"我挺想日本人和美国人的,你把他们都弄回来吧”。
part2
日本人和美国人气的不得了,但又无可奈何,三个人只好继续走
走着走着又看见一个瓶子,打开塞子后又冒出一个人来,
那个人说:"我是刚才那个神仙的徒弟,法力没他高强,
所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望."
日本人和美国人合计合计认为先让中国人说为好,
免得一会又被他弄回来.
于是中国人说:"那就先来瓶二锅头吧."
神仙满足了他的愿望.
日本人和美国人催促中国人赶快把第二个愿望说出来.
中国人喝完二锅头后不紧不慢地对神仙说:"行了,没事了,你丫走吧."
part3
美国人和日本人气呼呼的跟着中国人继续跋涉，
走着走着又看到一个瓶子，打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来，
那个人说:"我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们每个人一个愿望!"
美国人急忙抢着说:"我再也不想见到那个中国人了."
神仙说:"好的."，然后转头问日本人：“你的呢？“
日本人急忙说:"我也不想见到那个中国人了."
神仙说:"好的."，然后转头问中国人：“你的呢？“
中国人说：“他们说的都不算“
part4
于是乎美国人和日本人咬牙切齿的跟着中国人，
走着走着又看到一个瓶子，打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来，
那个人说:"我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们三人一个愿 望 !"
美国人和日本人异口同声的喊道：“那个中国人说的什么都不算“。
那个人说：“好的“，于是乎转头问中国人：“你想说什么？“
那个中国人说：“让他们都回各自的国家吧，别跟着我受罪“。
一个美国人 一个日本人 一个中国人 在丛林探险结果全被吃人部落抓去了可部落酋长说：“我今天心情好不吃你们但你们都得挨一百板子但在挨板子前你们可以有一个愿望实现。”先挨板子的是美国人他说：“挨板子前先给我屁股上垫10个坐垫。”垫罢板子雨点般落下先前70板还凑合 70板之后 坐垫被打烂 然后就是板板见血……打完美国老摸着屁股走了日本人见状后要求10个床垫 1，2，3……100打完日本人起身 拍拍屁股没事然后张着臭嘴对自己的模仿能力和再创造能力吹嘘一番并想坐一边看中国人的好戏中国人慢慢趴下悠哉悠哉地说：“来,把日本人给我垫上。”……
一架飞机上面坐有一美国人、一个德国人、一个日本人和一个中国人，飞机飞到一半突然没油了，机长宣布必须有一人跳机以减轻重量，于是那美国人就发挥其个人英雄主义精神走到飞机舱口高呼一声：美利坚和众国万岁！！然后就跳下去了！飞机继续飞.....这时机长又宣布：重量还是太重了，还的跳下去一个人！于是德国人就站出来，走到飞机舱口，高呼一声：德意志帝国万岁！也跟着跳了下去！飞机继续飞..... 这时机长又宣布说：不行，还是重了，必须再跳下去一个人！中国人看了日本人一眼，站起来走到了飞机舱口，日本人赶紧走过来紧紧握住中国人的手：好兄弟，我不会忘了你的！中国人高呼一声：中华人民共和国万岁！！接着一脚把日本人给踹下去了！！......
外国经典幽默笑话
笑话是一种增强快乐的 文化 ，常常以篇幅短小， 故事 情节简单，文笔巧妙的形式出现，给人以出乎意料，并且取得笑意的艺术效果的文化。在忙碌的生活，我们也需要偶尔的放松一下自己。下面我为大家带来外国经典幽默笑话四则，希望大家喜欢!
外国经典幽默笑话：哭泣的 饲养 员
A visitor to the zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had died.
一名参观动物园的游客注意到一名饲养员正躲在角落里默默地哭泣。他问是怎么回事，别人告诉他大象死了。
"Fond of him，was he?"the visitor asked.
“他很喜欢那头大象，是吧?”游客问道。
"It's not that,"came the reply. "He's the chap who has to dig the grave."
“并非如此，”那人回答说，“他负责给大象挖墓穴。”
外国经典幽默笑话：省钱
Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday.
亨利是个美国人，他到伦敦来度假。
One day he was not feeling well, so he went to the clerk at the desk of his hotel and said,"I want to see doctor. Can you give me the name of a good one?"
有一天他感到身体不舒服，于是走到旅馆服务台对服务员说:“我想看病，你能给我推荐一位好医生吗?”
The clerk looked in a book and then said , "Dr. Kenneth Grey , 61010."
服务员查阅了一下本子，然后说:“肯尼思·格雷医生，61010。"
Henry said，"Thank yon very much. Is he expensive?"
亨利说:“非常感谢，他收费贵吗?”
"Well, "the clerk answered, "he always charges his patients two pounds for their first visit to him, and one pound and 50 pennies for later visits."
“喔，”服务员回答说:“他对初诊患者收费两英镑，复诊收费一点五英镑。”
Henry decided to save 50 pennies, so when he went to see the doctor, he said，"I've come again,doctor."
亨利想节省五十便士，所以他去看病时对医生说:“我又来了，医生。”
For a few seconds the doctor looked at his face carefully without saying anything.
医生仔细端详着他的面孔，几秒钟没说话。
Then he nodded and said，"Oh，yes. "He examined him and then said, "Everything's going as it should do. Just continue with the medicine I gave you last time."
然后点点头说:“哦，是的。”给他做完检查以后，医生说:“病情发展正常。继续服用上次我给你开的药吧。”
外国经典幽默笑话：蘑菇与毒蕈
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
年少的童子军:我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒覃区别开呢?
Older Scout:Just eat one before you go to bed.
年长的童子军:上床前吃一个。
If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。
外国经典幽默笑话：你会怎么办
Son： Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?
儿子：妈妈，如果有人打碎了你最好的花瓶，你会怎么办?
Mum： I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!
妈妈：我要揍他，还不让他吃晚饭就去睡觉!
Son： Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !
儿子：好了，你准备好拖鞋吧，爸爸刚把那只花瓶摔碎了。
有哪些关于德国的笑话?
笑话一
若是在大街上遗失一元钱，英国人绝不惊慌，至多耸耸肩就依然很绅士地往前走去，好像什么事也没发生一样；美国人则很可能唤来警察，报案之后留下电话，然后嚼着口香糖扬长而去。
日本人一定很痛恨自己的粗心大意，回到家中反复检讨，绝不让自己遗失第二次。惟独德国人与众不同，会立即在遗失地点的100平方米之内，画上坐标和方格，一格一格地用放大镜去寻找。
笑话二
还有一则笑话是说，如果啤酒里有一个苍蝇，美国人会马上找律师，法国人会拒不付钱，英国人会幽默几句，而德国人则会用镊子夹出苍蝇，并郑重其事地化验啤酒里是否已经有了细菌。
笑话三
地狱就是：吃英国人做的饭，让意大利人指挥交通，看德国人的电视节目。
比地狱更残酷的是：吃德国人做的饭，坐德国的火车，看德国人的电视节目。
简单的英语小笑话(带翻译）
1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。
2、Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. 男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗？ 女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。
3、My little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字。布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
4、My Wife Will Exchange Them。A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves. ″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson. ″Makes no difference ″replied customer. ″What color﹖″ asked the clerk. ″Any″ he responded.
″Size﹖″ ″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″
反正我太太明天会来换的。一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。 “您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。 “没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。 “那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。“什么颜色都成。”他回答。 “号码呢？” “您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”
5、A physics Examination，Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls?
Nick‘s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考试。在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。
6、Jim’s History Examination。Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
吉姆的历史考试。舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样？母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。
7、he is really somebody。-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物。-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？-- 墓地守墓人。
扩展资料：
笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和娱乐性。其趣味有高下之分。
人类历史上，人自从有了语言，就已经出现了开玩笑的语言，最早，人们以口相传，后来有了文字，许多笑话便被记载下来，编书成册。但还有很多笑话，是流传于民间的，就当今社会，每天都有很多笑话出现，有心人如果收集，我想将来一定会有价值。
同时丰富了笑话的宝库。随着近十年网络和手机的飞速发展，随之出现了网络笑话，网络流行语，给力大全，手机笑话，雷人语句，笑料联盟等，促使笑话发展到一个新的阶段。
参考资料：百度百科：笑话
