笑话哦本文目录一览：
- 1、写给男朋友甜甜的谐音梗笑话 (集锦60句)
- 2、当你男朋友想亲你的时候,,但你又不想,,该用什么办法去拒绝他吖`1??
- 3、逗男朋友开心的小套路-逗男友开心的幽默笑话
- 4、我想给男朋友讲个笑话，逗他开心，讲什么笑话，谁讲一个出来？
写给男朋友甜甜的谐音梗笑话 (集锦60句)
写给男朋友甜甜的谐音梗笑话【篇一】
1.“那个女孩吧，有苹果肌，笑起来很自然”“你这话说的，难道安卓机的女孩，笑起来就卡顿啦”
2.相爱没有那么容易，每个人都有他的手机。
3.最烦别人问我工资多少了，羞辱我的方式有很多种，你为什么偏偏选这一种？
4.刚吃完医生给的药丸，觉得有点苦就用筷子夹了几颗枣，吃完就犯心急，原来我吃的是筷枣我丸。
5.黄庭捡不到的话，去找---啊。
6.十四岁那年我抓住了一只蝉，便以为抓住了整个夏天，没想到蝉说：“说不上恨别揪蝉，就一点喜欢?
7.鲁提辖说的话非常感人，大家都说他，感人智深。
8.刚出门不小心碰到膝盖了，好磕膝啊，好磕膝，你听到了吗好可惜。
9.张飞和关羽一起骑马，前面有一个悬崖，关羽说:“你快勒马”张飞说:“我快乐啊”关羽说:“你快勒你马”
10.我一想到他每天跟那条蛇缠绕，就没办法跟他缠绕。
11.今天去动物园，看到一头大象在吃一个小孩的奶酪，原来这就叫，象吃孩滴酪。
12.女孩子要稍微做点坏事 然后老天一生气 就给你发个小伙。
13.泡芙被压扁了，妈妈说不能吃，我问为什么，因为是扁芙。
14.尴尬，戴了口罩帽子去买夜宵，还是被人认出来了：美女吃点什么?
15.刚刚被邻居举报扰民了，因为我穷的叮当响。
16.节日的时候，小白兔生气地对小鹿说：你看人家别的女孩子都能收到花，你为什么不送给我？小鹿可怜巴巴的说：因为我是梅花鹿啊。
17.害怕黑夜的他，取得了避夜证书。
18.螃蟹和蚌一起考试，螃蟹被发现有作弊行为，老师就问螃蟹你抄的谁的，螃蟹说:“我抄蚌的”老师说:“你棒个屁”
19.我这个人很好相处，处不好自己找原因。
20.今天37度很热 我买了两根雪糕我们一人一根 解暑了 你听见了吗 我们结束了。
写给男朋友甜甜的谐音梗笑话【篇二】
21.煎蛋给荷包蛋表白唱的歌 “这是一首煎蛋的小情歌～”
22.“你看见我的紫薇了吗？”“你的嘴不就在你脸上吗。”
23.别爱我，没结果，我事多，还爱作。
24.昨天回家妈妈说:"唉裤子上沾到什么东西洗不掉""噢好像溅到泥"
25.天气这么热，我们总会熟的。
26.连我都不理，你理什么，理发店吗?
27.为什么阿姨从不流汗，因为阿姨怕留下姨汗。
28.那天家里卧室隔壁的灯一闪一闪的，叫来维修师傅，师傅问什么问题？我说：“卧室隔壁灯太闪”他：“抓住爱情的藤蔓？”
29.烧了一整天柴火，我问我妈锅里蒸的到底是啥?我妈笑而不语，终于我忍不住掀开盖子，原来蒸的是无聊。
30.你连我都不爱，那你爱什么?爱因斯坦吗
31.有一块玻璃它有点困了然后它从楼上跳下来并且说：晚安我碎啦！
32.从前有两只鳖长得特别像，一只叫在家，一只叫出去，体检结束后，医生拿着病例单问这个有病的是谁的，仔细一看，是在家鳖的。
33.连我都不珍惜，你珍惜什么，甄嬛传吗?
34.连夜都不熬，那你熬什么，奥利给吗？
35.小朋友的巧克力融化掉在了地上，小朋友说好像泥呀，好像泥呀，你听见了吗，好想你。
36.有一天，土豆学会了算命，就在大街上弄好了招牌。刚开始呦呵两声，蒜就气呼呼的走过来把土豆的招牌给炸的稀巴烂，走的时候对土豆恶狠狠的说了一句:你在喊一声蒜挂了试试！
37.我在路上买了个馍，回去吃了泪水止不住的往下掉，原来这是好寂馍！
38.薏仁做事薏仁当，小叮做事小叮当。
39.以后我的吉祥物决定就是你了，螃蟹！——因为，你有钱（钳）
40.愚公临死前对儿子说:“移山，移山”儿子说:“亮晶晶”。
写给男朋友甜甜的谐音梗笑话【篇三】
41.一个猎人开枪打了一只狐狸，然后猎人死了。狐狸说哈哈哈，我是反射狐。
42.哪吒问悟空：“降妖，问问你敢不敢！”悟空：“像……像你说过那样的爱我？”
43.锅巴和泥巴是好朋友 有一天泥巴去锅巴家玩 锅巴问 你是谁呀 你是谁呀 泥巴说 我是泥巴 我是泥巴 你听见了吗 我是你爸。
44.你连我都不哄，那你哄谁，洪世贤吗。
45.哆啦A梦因为讲卫生所以没有脖子，因为蓝脖积泥。
46.十七岁那年，我揪住了一只蝉，我以为我抓住了整个夏天，蝉：说不上爱别揪蝉，就一点喜欢！
47.整天戴AirPods会影响爱情运，因为AirPods没有音源线。
48.动物园里老虎把狮子给绿了，狮子很生气，老虎觉得很无辜，饲养员一问，才发现老虎有律师资格证。
49.知道为什么哆啦A梦没有脖子吗 因为蓝脖积泥。
50.我有一份令人惊讶的工作”“什么？”“挖藕”
52.肚子好饿噢，于是只好握住拳头，打向自己的肚子，帮自己出口饿气。
53.蜡烛：妈妈我们的火苗为什么一跳一跳的?蜡烛妈妈：傻孩子，因为我们是精神小火啊！
54.刚刚出门买生蚝，走出超市他们突然跳出袋子钻进土里，回来一想，原来是耗喜欢泥
55.没人理解你，很委屈是吗?你看数学题有人理解吗，它委屈了吗?
56.许仙给老婆买了一顶帽子，白娘子戴上之后为什么感觉头特别重？因为那是鸭舌帽呀！
57.今天去学校 老师问我书在哪里 对呀 我输在哪。
58.今天我喝了一杯超级好喝的奶茶，一看名字，哦吼，竟然是窝香泥乐铁汁。
59.我问我的成都朋友为什么那么爱穿川久保玲，他说，因为穿久保零。
60.你连我都不想，想什么?想死吗？
当你男朋友想亲你的时候,,但你又不想,,该用什么办法去拒绝他吖`1??
4种方法:
1.给他讲个笑话,然后婉转拒绝他.
2.用一根指头去挡住他的嘴.
3.笑着逃开.
4.他要用强,严词拒绝,还不行就扇他个耳光.
我觉得男人应该懂得克制,如果任自己的欲望随便去做.实在不明智.
我是男的.我没勉强过别人,那样没趣味.
逗男朋友开心的小套路-逗男友开心的幽默笑话
情侣之间的相处最重要的是有趣，如果两个无趣的人在一起，彼此之间都围绕着冷空气，这样一点谈恋爱的气息都没有，所以谈恋爱时适当的逗逗男朋友也是很重要的，能够促进彼此之间的关系哦。下面整理了一些逗男朋友开心的小套路，快学习起来吧。
1."男人，请你记住你自己的身份。"
"我什么身份？"
"你是我的男人。"
2.“猜猜我脑子里一天天的都在想什么。”
“想好吃的。”
“错啦，都在想你。”
3.“知道我男朋友最大的优点是什么吗？”
“噢？是什么？”
“会挑女朋友。”
4.“快说你喜欢我，然后我拒绝你。”
“我喜欢你。”
“我也喜欢你。”
5.“我要变胖。”
“为什么？你不是说你要减肥。”
“胖了就能卡在你心里面出不来了。”
6.“嗯...这个...那个...”
“你想清楚再跟我说话。”
“我没有在想清楚，我在想你。”
7.“能向你问个路吗?”
“去哪里?”
“请问到你心里的路怎么走？”
8."宝贝，我昨晚失眠了。"
“为什么？”
“因为我昨晚想了你一夜。”
9.“有月亮的时候不要惹我。”
“为什么？”
“我可能会变身。”
“变什么？”
“变得更加爱你。”
10.“亲爱的，世界上的猪一夜之间都死光了怎么办？”
“那就吃不成猪肉了。”
“不，至少还有你。”
11.“今晚别关窗。”
“为什么？”
“因为我想偷偷溜进你梦里。”
12.“我觉得你这个人不适合谈恋爱。”
“为什么?”
“适合结婚。”
13.“你可以笑一个吗?”
“为什么啊?”
“因为我的咖啡忘加糖了。”
14.“你知道你和星星有什么区别吗?”
“有什么区别？”
“星星在天上，而你在我心里。”
我想给男朋友讲个笑话，逗他开心，讲什么笑话，谁讲一个出来？
网友，请采纳一下我的问题吧！！！
1.说有一只北极熊，因为雪地太刺眼了，必须要戴墨镜才能看东西， 可是他找不到墨镜，于是闭着眼睛爬来爬去在地上找，爬呀爬呀，把手脚都爬的脏兮兮的才找到墨镜。 戴上墨镜，对着镜子一照，这才发现：哦，原来我是一只熊猫
3.一只北极熊孤单的呆在冰上发呆，实在无聊就开始拔自己的毛玩，一根，两根，三根，最后拔的一根不剩，然后他就冷死了。
4.从前从前有一只鸟，他每天都会经过一片玉米田，但是很不幸的,有一天那片玉米田发生了火灾，所有的玉米都变成了爆米花!!!小鸟飞过去以后……以为下雪，就冷死了。
5.小明新理了发，第二天来到学校，同学们看到他的新发型，笑道：小明，你的头型好像个风筝哦！小明觉得很委屈，就跑到外面哭，哭着哭着，他就飞起来了。
6.蜘蛛爱上了蝴蝶，蝴蝶却拒绝了它，蜘蛛问：为什么？这是为什么！蝴蝶说：我妈说了，整天在网上混的都不是好人．
7.夏日炎炎的一天,两只香蕉走在路上。走在前面的香蕉突然觉得好热，他说，好热哦，我要把衣服脱掉。结果他就把皮给剥掉了。 结果后面的香蕉就跌倒了。然后脱了衣服的香蕉就变成了香蕉干~
8.有一天，三个探险家终于寻找到"希望之谷"，传说中，只要站在山谷边大喊心中想要的东西，然后往山谷中跳下去，就会得到满坑满谷所想要的东西。于是他们三个决定试看看。
第一个是个色鬼，因此他大喊"女人！女人！"往下一跳果真有满坑满谷的美女正等着他.
第二个是个书呆子，喊了"书书书书书！"然后，跳到山谷里也得到满坑满谷的书.
第三个是个优柔寡断的人，左思右想总是无法决定自己的最爱，过了一个小时以后，他终于下定决心，觉得还是钞票最有用了，于是他走向山谷边.一不小心踢到一颗石头，他骂了一声"shit！"不料一个重心不稳跌下山谷。
9.小明呢，就明天要考试窝，但晚上却在看电视
小明妈妈就担心地问：书都看完了吗？明天要考试啊
小明就爽快地回答：妈，我看完了。
小明妈妈就很开心的赞扬小明：乖，那明天你一定考得很好呢
小明哭着说：妈，我是说，‘妈，我看，完了’。
10.熊猫深爱着小鹿，表达爱意时却遭到拒绝。 熊猫大吼～为什麼？这一切都是为什麼？ 小鹿胆怯地说：我妈说了，戴墨镜的都是不良少年
11.有一天小明走在路上！走着走着突然觉得脚很酸！为什么会这样呢?因为小明踩到柠檬了！
12.汉字当中哪个字最酷?丁字裤(酷)
巾”对“币”说：儿啊。你戴上博士帽，也就身价百倍了。
“尺”对“尽”说：姐姐，结果出来了。你怀的是双胞胎。
“臣”对“巨”说：和你一样的面积。我却有三室俩厅。
13.某日，一个大学老师提问一学生，树上有十只鸟，开枪打死一只，还剩几只？
学生反问：是无声手枪吗？不是枪声有多大？80-100分贝。在这个城市打鸟犯不犯法？不犯。您确定那只鸟真的被打死了吗？确定。这时，老师已经不耐烦了：“，你告诉我还剩几只鸟就行了，OK？树上的鸟里有没有聋子？没有。有没有被关在笼子里挂在树上的？没有。边上有没有其他的树，树上还有没有其他的鸟？没有。如果有鸟怀孕了，算不算肚子里的小鸟？不算。 打鸟的人眼有没有花？没有花，就十只。教师已经是满头是汗，且下课铃响，但学生继续问：有没有傻得不怕死的鸟？都怕死。会不会一枪打死两只？不会。学生满怀信心地说：，如果您的回答没有骗人“打死的鸟要是挂在树上没有掉下来，那么就剩一只，如果掉下来，就一只不剩。老师当即口吐白沫倒在地上！
14.一天，有人经过十字路口，发现一件超级恐怖的事，他发现卡卡西和孙悟空竟然在笑！
15.很久很久以前，有一晚，池塘里有三只虾，哈哈哈，一个女鬼放了一个屁死了。
16.一个搞生物研究的女外星人来到地球,转了一圈后,觉得人类基因有不少可借鉴之处,于是她抓了个男人,想把他和关于人类基因的文本资料一起带回。可飞船体积小,没法带他走，资料又过于庞大,不能一次带完。焦虑之际，飞船的电脑帮助系统道：“这人身上有一根小小的棒子即可解决你所有问题……”这时她才恍然大悟,笑着留着口水对那个男人说：“。。。。。把U盘给我！” 。
17.有一个陷儿正过马路，结果不小心被卡车压瘪了，他奄奄一息的时候看了看自己的身体，他说：“原来我是豆沙馅儿的，不是肉馅儿的”
18.大哥，你别在摸了！你摸了上面摸下面，毛都让你摸掉了，这么嫩的皮，被你摸的都流水了！你让俺以后怎么卖？这桃都是新鲜的，您不买就算了！
19.从前有只小羊，有天他出去玩，结果碰上了大灰狼。 大灰狼说：我要吃了你！！！小羊大惊！你们猜，结果怎么了？结果大灰狼就把小羊吃了。
20.从前有个剑客，他人很冷，心很冷，剑很冷，最后冷死了
21.从前有一只老虎在马路上追一只鹿！鹿大惊于是越跑越快，最后就变成了高速公路
22.有一个西红柿，被石头拌了一跤吧嗒摔烂了，又有一个西红柿吧嗒又摔烂了，还有一个西红柿吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒吧嗒无数个西红柿摔烂了最后一个西红柿也摔倒了啊嗒耶！番茄酱耶！
23.士兵问连长：作战时踩到地雷咋办？连长大为恼火：靠，能咋办？踩坏了照价赔偿。
24.一天，三只小猪为了躲避大灰狼的追赶，而建造了三个小屋。大灰狼不费劲的吹毁了草屋，木屋，砖屋，三只小猪们拼命的跑，但是还是被大灰狼追上了。三只小猪绝望地说，你看着办吧。我们放弃了，随你怎样。此时，大灰狼奸笑着，留着口水说：那快告诉我小红帽在哪里？
25.大象把大便排在路中央，一只蚂蚁正好路过，它抬头望了望那云雾缭绕的顶峰，不禁唱到：呀啦索，这就是青藏高原！~~~~
我打了很久的，采纳一下吧！
1 say to have a polar bear, because the snow is too dazzling, must wear sunglasses to see things, but he could not find his glasses, then closed his eyes to climb on the ground, climb up, the hands and feet up the dirty to find sunglasses. Wear a pair of sunglasses, a mirror to shine, it found that: Oh, I'm a panda
3 a polar bear to stay alone in a daze ice, really boring started pulling their hair, one, two, three, the last one left, and then he cold dead.
4 once upon a time there lived a bird, he every day through a corn field, but unfortunately, a fire one day the cornfield, all corn into popcorn!!! The bird flew past later...... That the snow, cold dead.
5 Xiao Ming Li of the new hair, the second day came to the school, the students saw his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao Ming, your head like a kite oh! Xiao Ming feel wronged, they ran out crying, crying tears, he would fly up.
6 spider fell in love with the butterfly, butterfly refused it, spider ask: why? This is why! Butterfly said: my mom said, mixing all day on the Internet are not good
The 7 summer day, two bananas walk on the road. Walk in front of the banana suddenly feel very hot, he said, good hot Oh, I want to take your clothes off. He put the skin to peel away. Results fell behind the banana. Then undressed banana becomes dried banana
8 one day, three explorer finally find the "valley of hope", according to legend, just stand in the valley edge shouting what you want, then jump into Valley in large numbers, get what you want. So the three of them decided to try to have a look.
The first is a goat, so he shouted, "a woman! The woman! "There was a jump down in large numbers beauty waiting for him
The second is a nerd, shouted "book book book book book! "Then, jumping into the valley has been in large numbers of books
The third is a person always irresolute and hesitant, think of this way and that is not for them to decide the most love, an hour later, he finally determined, feel or money is the most useful, so he went to the valley edge. Accidentally kicked a stone, he scolded "shit! "But an unstable center of gravity down the valley.
9 Xiaoming, will have an exam tomorrow nest, but the night was to watch TV
Xiao Ming mother asked: books are finished? Have an exam tomorrow
Xiaoming readily replied: Mom, I finished.
Xiao Ming mother very happy praise Xiaoming: good, that tomorrow you will do a good job
Xiao Ming cried and said: Mom, I said, 'Mom, I see,.'.
The 10 panda love deer, expression love but was rejected. The panda roar ~ why? All this is why? The fawn timidly say: my mother said, wearing sunglasses is bad boy
11 one day Xiaoming go on the road! Walked suddenly feel the foot is very acid! Why? Because he stepped on a lemon!
Among the 12 Chinese characters which word is the coolest? G-string (cool)
Towel "to" money "says: my son. You wear a doctor cap, also have a sudden rise in social status.
"Rule" to "do" said: the elder sister, the results come out. You are carrying twins.
"I" to "giant" said: and you have the same area. I have 3 rooms two hall.
13 one day, a university teacher asked a student, there are ten birds in the tree, shot and killed one, how many are left?
The students asked: is the silent pistol? No gunshots have how old? 80-100 db. Hits the bird in this city to violate the law? Don't make. Are you sure that bird was killed? Determine. At this time, the teacher was already impatient: ", you told me a few birds left to go, OK? There is no deaf birds on the tree? No. There is no was shut in a cage hanging in the trees? No. There is no other tree, the tree has no other bird? No. If the birds were pregnant, calculate do not calculate in the belly of a bird? Don't count. Human bird have flowers? No flower, have ten only. The teacher was already sweating, and finishes class the bell sound, but the students continue to ask: is there any silly not afraid dead birds? All fear death. Will not shoot two? Can't. Students with full confidence, said: if you answer no lie "killed if the bird hanging did not fall in the tree, then remains one, if you fall, does not remain. The teacher was foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground!
The 14 day, people pass the crossroads, found a super bloodcurdling thing, he found that Kakashi and Sun Wukong even in laughter!
15 a long time ago, one night, there are only three shrimp pond, ha ha ha, a ghost put a fart die.
16 a biological study of female aliens came to earth, a circle, think the human gene has many lessons, she caught a man, want to put him back in and about human gene text data. But its small size, don't take him away, data too large, not a band. The anxiety, the ship's computer help system way: "this person has a small stick can solve all of your problems......" Then she could see light suddenly, smile and keep slobber said to the man:"..... The U disk to me!".
17 there is a depression, crossing the road, was accidentally truck tyre, be at one's last gasp when he looked at his body, he said: "I was sweetened bean paste stuffing, not the meat stuffing"
The 18 eldest brother, you don't touch! You touch touch the hair above, let you feel lost, so tender skin, be felt by you running water! You let me how to sell? This peach is fresh, you do not buy it!
19 once upon a time there was little sheep, one day he went out to play, the results hit the big bad wolf. The wolf said: I want to eat you!!! The big surprise! Guess what, result how? Results the wolf ate the lamb.
20 once upon a time there was a swordsman, he is very cold, cold heart, sword is cold, the cold dead
21 once upon a time there was a tiger chasing a deer in the street! The deer was surprised and ran faster and faster, finally becomes a freeway
22 there is a tomato, was stone mix of Bata broken, and a tomato kipper and broken, and a tomato TA TA TA TA TA countless tomatoes smashed. Finally a tomato fell Ah Da! Tomato sauce!
23 the commander of the soldiers asked: Combat stepped on landmines? Even grew up as the angry: depend, can do? Trampled the compensation.
The 24 day, the three little pigs to avoid the wolf's pursuit, and built three cabin. The wolf not laborious blow ruined grass, wood, brick house, the three little pigs are desperately run, but was caught up with the wolf. The three little pigs desperate to say, you do it. We give up, whatever you do. At this time, the wolf crafty smile, keep slobber said: please tell me where is the Little Red Riding Hood?
25 elephants in the stool Pai Road Central, one of ants is pass by, the peak, it looked to the cloud can not help but sing: ah cable, this is the Qinghai Tibet plateau! ~ ~ ~ ~
