笑话哦热搜：英语幽默笑话,幽默笑话
Joke One
Doctor: Why did you jump in that icy river to retrieve your hat? You could have been killed.
Patient: I know, but I had to get my hat. If I go without one in the winter, I catch cold.
冬季跳进冰冷的河里去捡帽子，因为不戴帽子会感冒，真是宁死也要戴帽子。
Joke Two
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience, the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her, "An excellent choice, Madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said, "I don't want a hat that makes look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats."
顾客就是上帝， 销售员别无选择只能继续为她提供服务。Customers first/Customers are kings. The salesman had no choice but to serve her all the same.
