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但有气味怎么办？

一对美国游客夫妇到伦敦动物园游玩。当他们路过臭鼬笼子时，丈夫极为喜爱这种动物，就悄悄钻进去偷了一只出来。

他把臭鼬藏在自己的包里，但当他们要走出出口时他有点紧张，就把臭鼬递给妻子，让妻子把它放到自己的裙子下面。

“但有气味怎么办？”妻子紧张地问。

“别担心，”男人说：“如果它被熏死了，我就返回去再弄一只来。”

An American couple visited London Zoo.When they passed the skunk cage, the husband loved the animal so much that he crept in and stole one.

He hid the skunk in his bag, but when they were about to walk out the exit he was a little nervous and handed it to his wife so she could put it under her skirt.

"But what about the smell?"The wife asked nervously.

"Don't worry," the man said. "If it dies of smoke, I'll go back and get another one."

妻管严之门

所有希望进入天堂的男人都得在两扇门中的一个之前排队：一扇门上写着“妻管严者之门”，另一扇则写着“非妻管严者之门”。

一天早晨，加百利天使前来值班，他看到非妻管严之门前排起的长队里有一个小老头站在前排第二位。

加百利走上前去询问。“你好，”加百利对他说：“你认为你站对队伍了吗，先生？”

“噢，事实上，我并不是很清楚，”小老头说：“是我的妻子让我来站在这的。”

All men hoping to enter heaven have to stand in line at one of two doors: one marked "Hen-pecked Door" and the other marked "No Hen-pecked Door."

Angel Gabriel came on duty one morning and saw a little old man standing second in the front row in the long line at the No Hen-pecked Gate.

Gabriel stepping forward and asked .'Hello,' Gabriel said to him. 'Do you think you're in the right line, Sir?'

"Well, as a matter of fact, I don't really know," said the little man. "My wife asked me to come and let me stand here."

下雨的概率

我去参观气象站，看到许多预测天气的最新仪器。参观完毕，我问站长：“当你说下雨概率为75%时，是怎样计算出来的？”

站长答道：“是这样的，我们这里有四个人，其中三个认为会下雨。”

I visited weather stations and saw many of the latest weather forecasting devices.

After the visit, I asked the stationmaster: "When you say that the probability of rain is 75%, how to calculate?"

The stationmaster replied, "Well, there are four of us here, and three of us think it will rain."

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