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中长篇笑话故事
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中长篇笑话故事大全一：
1、长太丑，找不到工作，最后被一家殡仪馆收留，不久，人们传说殡仪馆天天闹鬼，伤心了，干脆去一家老闹鬼的坟场工作，于是坟场TM再也不闹鬼了!
2、我语重心长的对老婆说：“减肥通常分两种，一种为了健康，一种为了美。说你为了健康吧你的减肥方法本身就很不健康。说你为了美吧，你丑又不是因为你胖!”
3、有个懒人，懒得出奇。妻子要切面条，叫他到邻居家借个面板。他说：“不用借了，就在我背上切吧!”妻子在他背上切完面条，问他：“痛不痛?”他说：“痛，我也懒得吱声。”
中长篇笑话故事大全二:
1、如今社会险恶，特别是女孩子得注意，如果在楼道遇到坏人抢劫，千万不要喊“抢劫啊，救命啊”应该喊“着火啦，大家快跑”一下子，大家都跑到了楼道里。。。在巷子里遇到小偷，不要喊“抓小偷啊”因该喊“城管打人呐”一瞬间巷子都会被群众围起来。 传播正能量!
2、一对情侣吵架。女的说:你他妈的有病呀?男:你他妈的有药呀?女:你有什么病老娘给你治治?男:你有什么药老子就有什么病。女的缓缓的.从兜里拿出了伟哥。。。
3、在教练车后排坐着，只听前排的教练和一个女学员的对话。教练：“看到前面路中间人了吗?撞死他!”女学员颤抖着说：“我不敢!”教练：“你不敢?不敢你TM还不松油门。”
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最牛的英语绕口令
1、A bloke’s back bike brake block broke.
一个家伙的脚踏车后制动器坏了。
2、A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail.
一只老虎将领带系紧，清洁它的尾巴。
3、A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
大黑虫咬大黑熊，大黑熊流血了！
4、A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter bittern back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: “I’m a bitter biter bit, alack!”
一只沮丧而尖刻的麻鹊咬了它兄弟一口，而没有它那么沮丧的兄弟又咬它一口。那只被咬的沮丧麻鹊对它的兄弟说：“我是一只充满怨恨的麻鹊！我害人终害己了！”
5、A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, “Let us fly!” Said the fly, “Let us flee!” So they flew through a flaw in the flue。
一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进烟道里。跳蚤说：“让我们飞吧！”苍蝇说：“让我们逃跑吧！”就这样，它们就飞越了烟道里的一条裂纹。
英语的绕口令
1、 the big bazaar.
betty和bob从大杂货店市场上买了蓝气球。
4、susan shines shoes and socks; she ceased shining shoes and socks for shoes and socks shock susan.
susan把鞋子和袜子擦亮，她停止了将鞋子和袜子擦亮，因为鞋子和袜子把susan吓坏了。
5、sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.
萨拉看到闪光丝饰品店挂满了闪光丝饰品，好象太阳在店边上发出刺眼的光芒。
6、chop shops stock chops.
印章店备有印章。
7、brad's big black bath brush broke.
brad's的黑色大浴刷断了。
8、six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.
六条闪亮的鲨鱼吸引人的胫骨。
9、don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.
不要纵容那些斜坡的街灯下露营的湿着身子的流浪街童。
10、i never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first i felt that felt hat‘s felt.
在我了解到那个毡帽的手感后，再也没有觉得哪个毛毡的手感和那次感觉得一样好了。
11、what a shame such a shapely sash should such shabby stitches show?
这幺有形的腰带却用这幺破旧的缝线，多丢人啊。
12、thieves seize skis. the blue bluebird blinks.
小偷抓住了滑雪板。 蓝色的知更鸟在眨眼。
英语谚语 绕口令
1、A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
大黑虫咬大黑熊，大黑熊流血了！
2、A big black bug bit a big black bear. his laboratory.
一个精力充沛的女士爱上了一位律师，她渴望诱惑律师离开实验室，投入她的怀抱。
9、A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
嘈吵的噪音惹恼牡蛎。
10、A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place her tree toad bower with her three-toed power the she-toad vetoed him.
一只树蟾蜍爱上另一只住在树上的蟾蜍女郎 …是一只二趾的蟾蜍，而蟾蜍女郎是三趾的。那只二趾的树蟾蜍尝试夺取三趾蟾蜍女郎的方心，因为二趾蟾蜍喜欢三趾蟾蜍女郎所踩踏的土地。可是，二趾蟾蜍徒劳无功 …不能满足三趾蟾蜍女郎的心意。在三趾蟾蜍女郎的卧室，三趾蟾蜍女郎用它的三趾能力将二趾蟾蜍的念头打消了。
14、A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
一个吹笛的导师尝试教两个吹笛者吹笛。那两个学吹笛的问导师：吹笛难，还是教两个学吹笛的人吹笛难呢？
15、All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。信不信由你，我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。锡制的咖啡壶和铁制的咖啡壶对我而言也是没用的。假如我不能要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡，那我就要一杯茶吧！
16、Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts, he thrusts his fist against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
在满布薄雾，严寒期最冻的那天，他用最结实的手腕和最自夸的话用拳头猛力推打柱子，而且声称他见鬼。
17、Are our oars oak?
我们的桨是橡树吗？
英语的绕口令大全
1、Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.
肯多德爸爸的狗死掉了。
2、If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.
如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演，就去买一只时兴的吧。
3、Ike ships ice chips in ice chips ships.
4、Keenly cleaning copper kettles.
敏锐地清洁铜水壶
5、Local yokel jokes.
乡下佬笑话
6、 her er piper picked. If peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers peter piper picked?
彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。 彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。 那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿？
8、 I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
我有一种想法，但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法。如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法，我就不会想那么多了。
9、 Amid the mists and coldest frosts, With barest wrists and stoutest boasts, He thrusts his fists against the posts, And still insists he sees the ghosts.
雾蒙蒙，冰霜冻， 手腕儿空空，话儿涌，只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸， 直说自己把鬼碰。
10、Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards, but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.
巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔，但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明。
英语短文阅读
一：Jack is seven years old. He can do many things by himself. He can smell with his nose. He can use his hands to play basketball. He can enjoy the delicious food with his mouth. In fact, he is proud of his sense of taste. Even though( 即使 ) he closes his eyes, he can still tell different food by his tongue. But his parents are worried about him. Why? Jack is deaf. He became deaf because of a high fever when he was two years old. However, he doesn’t feel sad. He goes to school every day. He is ready to help others. He gets along well with his classmates. He makes up his mind to be a teacher in the future。
二：The students were having their chemistry class. Miss Li was telling the children what water was like. After that, she asked her students, “What’s water? “ No one spoke for a few minutes. Miss Li asked again, “Why don’t you answer my question? Didn’t I tell you what water is like? “ Just then a boy put up his hand and said, “Miss Li, you told us that water has no colour and no smell. But where to find such kind of water? The water in the river behind my house is always black and it has a bad smell.” People polluted it badly. Most of the children agreed with him. “I’ m sorry, children,” said the teacher, “Our water is getting dirtier and dirtier. That’s a problem.”
三：Nasreddin woke up in the middle of the night and saw something whitein his garden.It seemed to be moving towards the house.That is a thief(小偷)! He thought,and he took his gun and shot(开枪) at him. Then he went back to bed,because he was too frightened害怕) to go out of the house in the dark.The next morning Nasreddin went out and saw one of his white shirts hanging on the clothes-line in the garden,his wife had washed it the day before and hung it out to dry. Now it had a bullet- hole right through middle of it.My God,said Nasreddin, I was lucky last night. If I had been wearing that shirt,the bullet would have killed me! And he called his neighbours together and asked them to thank God for saving him.
