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1.A Second Appendix(阑尾)
Doctors are used to getting calls at any hours. One night a man phoned, waking me up. "I am sorry to bother you so late,"he said, "but I think my wife has appendicitis(阑尾炎)."
Still half asleep, I reminded him that
I had taken his wife's inflamed appendix out a couple of years before (我提醒他说，几年前我曾经给他妻子切除过发炎的阑尾).“Whoever heard of a second appendix?”I asked.
"You may not have heard of a second appendix,"he replied, "but surely you have heard of a second wife."
2.Teacher:Why did't you write anything on your history paper?
Student: I was afraid I would tamper with(篡改)history.
