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Joke One
Father: My son just received his B.A.
Neighbour: I suppose now he'll be looking for a Ph.D.
Father: No, now he is looking for a J.O.B.
Joke Two
A couple were having supper. The husband tasted the dishes and said, "It's terrible!" The wife was very angry and said, "You know you are not married to a cook!"
That night when they were already in bed, the wife heard some strange noise downstairs. She asked her husband to have a look. But he said, "You'd better go downstairs yourself! You know you are not married to a policeman!"
Joke One
B.A.= Bachelor of Arts文学士; Ph.D=Doctor of Philosophy哲学博士; job工作。
Joke Two
be married to ...与......结婚; cook 厨师; go downstairs下楼。