笑话哦热搜：笑话希望,英语笑话
Goldfish 金鱼
stan: i won 92 goldfish.
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。
fred: where are you going to keep them?
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？
stan: in the bathroom.
斯丹：浴室。
fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？
stan: blindfold（蒙眼睛） them!
斯丹：蒙住它的眼睛。
2. If i am a manager 如果我是一个经理
one day in class,
一天课上
the teacher asked his students to write a composition – if i am a manager.
老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。
all the students began to write except a boy.
所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。
the teacher went to him and asked the reason.
老师走过去问他为什么不写。
“i am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy answer.
“我在等我的秘书”。那孩子答道。
