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汤姆上学了,汤姆得到圣纪后法官让他做了什么闹岀了什么笑话？
汤姆为了得到那本圣经，在同学面前显显威风，可是想要得到那本圣经，必须掌握圣经里面所有的故事，换取小纸条，小纸条及其构之后才能换圣经，于是汤姆就从其他同学那里用东西换来了小纸条，可是汤姆连圣经里面最简单的问题也不知道，可是他拿着那些小纸条来到圣骑后，法官的时候，圣继后法官就让他得到了那本圣经，可是当继后法官问汤姆索亚圣经里面耶稣的两个徒弟是谁，的时候汤姆一下傻眼了，他根本不知道是谁？所以闹出了一个很大的笑话
英文笑话有哪些？
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow."
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，你为什么每天上学都迟到呢？
汤姆：每次我路过拐角的时候，一个路标上写着：“学校——慢行”
A GREAT MAN
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名伟人
老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？
学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。
Who Is the Laziest?
Father: Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know,father.
Father: Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher,father.
谁最懒
父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题．你们班上谁最懒？
汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父亲：啊，不对，你知道！想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课？
汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。
猫鼠游戏里汤姆汉克斯的那个笑话什么意思？
在车里两个经济调查组的副手都不专业，一个菜鸟一个被下放的，还对与调查案子明显不上心。本来男主就不高兴了，接着说，你们让我讲个笑话？“knock，knock，”“who is there？” 老子对你们这群人 dont give a shit，“go f**k yourself ”.
其实就是在骂街～ 差不多意思就是两个游手好闲开领导玩笑，被领导骂的狗血淋头。
英文笑话汤姆的谎言
英文笑话：
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
After Keating had learnt the fine art training course conducted by the Children's Palace for two years,he draw a portrait by the fauvism for his father as his birthday gift.Looking at his own "portrait painting" , his father felt a pang of pain, saying:"You'd better add the to it and convert it into a gorilla."
汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友？" "没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"
