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- 1、我要40词左右的英语小短文，要比较有哲理或笑话也OK了（5篇）,有翻译！急..........
- 2、要几个英语小故事，要简短的，小笑话也可以，带翻译。
- 3、有没有适合初中生的那种简单英语小短文，可以是笑话、故事、哲理、励...
- 4、英文课前演讲。三分钟左右，哲理故事或者笑话都可以
- 5、富有人生哲理的英语谚语大全
- 6、有没有英文版的小笑话或哲理小故事？
我要40词左右的英语小短文，要比较有哲理或笑话也OK了（5篇）,有翻译！急..........
为什么好马不吃回头草？ 后面的草全吃没了
Why do the good horse refused to back the grass? Eat all the grass behind it
为什么大雁秋天要飞到南方去？ 如果走就太慢了
Why geese autumn to fly to south to? If go you is too slow
怎样使麻雀安静下来？答案：压它一下。 原因：鸦雀无声（压雀无声）
How to make a sparrow quiet?Pressure him, because in perfect silence
要几个英语小故事，要简短的，小笑话也可以，带翻译。
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time. 【译文】 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好贫饮，他说：“我不计划吃那些贫饮，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我特别好吃的东西。”接着他拿起贫饮，一把扔到土里去。 他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，接着他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能度过河。” 他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到贫饮，特别开心地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。 不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有效果处。
英语寓言故事带翻译
Fox and cock One morning a fox sees a cock.He think,"This is my breakfast.'' He comes up to the cock and says,"I know you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?''The cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away. The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.''The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.'' The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours.''Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree. 狐狸和公鸡 一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一侄耀鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。 他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得很好听，你能唱给我听么？”公鸡特别开心。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。 在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。” 狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，。公鸡跑到了树底下。
英语幽默故事带翻译 英语哲理故事带翻译
给你三篇,你选一篇吧. The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young." 【译文】 老猫 一位老妇有只猫，这只猫特别老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。 于是，老妇特别生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了特别多年，还而且愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。” A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time. 【译文】 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好贫饮，他说：“我不计划吃那些贫饮，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我特别好吃的东西。”接着他拿起贫饮，一把扔到土里去。 他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，接着他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能度过河。” 他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到贫饮，特别开心地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。 不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有效果处。 The City Mouse and the Country Mouse Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city." The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid. After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid." 【译文】 城里老鼠和乡下老鼠 从前，有两只老鼠，它们是好好友。一只老鼠居住在乡村，另一只住在城里。特别多年以后，乡下老鼠碰到城里老鼠，它说：“你一定要来我乡下的家瞧瞧。”于是，城里老鼠就去了。乡下老鼠领着它到了一块田地上它自己的家里。它把全部最精美食物都找出来给城里老鼠。城里老鼠说：“这东西不好吃，你的家也不好，你为啥住在田野的地洞里呢？你应该搬到城里去住，你能住上用石头造的漂亮房子，而且会吃上美味佳肴，你应该到我城里的家瞧瞧。” 乡下老鼠就到城里老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的东西也为他们摆好了。可是正当他们要开始吃的时候，听见特别大的一阵响声，城里的老鼠叫喊起来：“快跑！快跑！猫来了！”他们飞快地跑开躲藏起来。 过了一会儿，他们出来了。当他们出来时，乡下老鼠说：“我不喜欢住在城里，我喜欢住在田野我的洞里。因为这样虽然贫穷但是快乐自在，比起虽然富有却要过着提心吊胆的生活来说，要好些。”
有没有适合初中生的那种简单英语小短文，可以是笑话、故事、哲理、励...
有个人第一次在集市上卖冰棍，不好意思叫卖，旁边有一个人正高声喊：“卖冰棍~~~”
他只好喊道：“我也是~~~”
英文课前演讲。三分钟左右，哲理故事或者笑话都可以
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
谁更有礼貌？
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
富有人生哲理的英语谚语大全
人生哲理我们看很多心灵鸡汤你get到点了吗?看英语谚语你明白它的渊源吗?下面是我给大家整理的富有人生哲理的英语谚语，供大家参阅!
富有人生哲理的英语谚语1
1. A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.男人对他的情人最爱,对他的妻子最好,而对他母亲的爱最长久.
2. A big tree falls not at the first stroke.一斧子砍不倒大树.
3. Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.早睡早起身体好.
4. Ask not what your country can do for you; Ask what you can do for your country.不要问你的国家能为你做什么,而要问你能为你的国家做什么.
5. Repent,for the kingdom of heaven is near.忏悔吧,因为天国已经不远了.
6. Rejoicing in hope, patienting in trabulation.从希望中得到快乐,在磨难中保持坚韧.
7. Never put off until tomorrow what may be done today.今日事今日毕.
8. Something attempted, something done.
9. 没有尝试,就没有成功.
10. Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.好处着想,坏处准备.
富有人生哲理的英语谚语2
1. A tree is known by its fruit. 观其行而知其人。
2. A true friend is known in the day of adversity. 疾风知劲草，患难知友情。
3. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. 真正的朋友好似两个身子长著一颗心。
4. A true jest is no jest. 真正的笑话不是笑话。
5. A true man and a thief think not the same. 君子和窃贼的思想不同。
6. A useful trade is a mine of gold. 一样有用的手艺是取之不尽的财富。
7. A valiant man''s look is more than a coward''s sword. 勇士的神色胜过懦夫的刀剑。
8. Avarice blinds our eyes. 财迷心窍。
9. Avarice increases with wealth. 越富越贪。
10. A wanderer who is determined to reach his destination does not fear the rain. 决心赶到目的地，浪汉何惧雨来淋。
11. A watched pot is long in boiling. 心急水不沸。
12. A wicked book is the wickeder because it cannot repent. 一本坏书危害无穷。
13. A wilful man will have his way. 有志者是竟成。
14. A wise head makes a close mouth. 智者寡言。
15. A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. 智者不作非凡之想。
16. A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. 智者通权达变，愚者刚愎自用。
17. A wise man needs not blush for changing his purpose. 智者不耻于改变初衷。
18. A wise man thinks all that he says, a fool says all that he thinks. 智者思其所言，愚者言其所思。
19. A wise man will make tools of what comes to hand. 聪明的人能随机应变。
20. A woman''s work is never at an end. 妇女的活计做不完。
富有人生哲理的英语谚语3
1. A stitch in time saves nine. 小洞不补，大洞吃苦。
2. A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shoe. 身正不怕影子斜。
3. A straw shows which way the wind blows. 一叶便知秋。
4. A stumble may prevent a fall. 小惩大诫。
5. As well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb. 偷大偷小都是贼。
6. As worms are bred in a stagnant pool, so are evil thoughts in idleness. 虫蛆在死水中孵化，邪念在懒惰中养成。
7. As you brew, so must you drink. 自搬石头自压脚。
8. As you make your bed so you must lie on it. 自食其果。
9. As you sow you shall mow. 种瓜得瓜，种豆得豆。
10. At night, all cats are grey. 猫在夜晚皆灰色(丑妍暗中难分辨)。
11. A tall tree catches the wind. 树大招风。
12. A tattler is worse than a thief. 搬弄是非者，恶劣甚于贼。
13. A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a cucumber. 偷多偷少都是贼。
14. A thief knows a thief as a wolf knows a wolf. 贼了解贼，正如狼了解狼。
15. A thing is bigger for being shared. 插手人一多，事态就扩大。
16. A thousand friends are few, one enemy is too many. 朋友千人尚觉少，仇敌一人犹嫌多。
17. A thousand probabilities do not make one truth. 一千个“或有”不能造成一个事实。
18. A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. 千言万语不如一个行动。
19. A threatened blow is seldom given. 虚张声势，吓唬而已。
20. At open doors dogs come in. 狗从开着的门中进来。
有没有英文版的小笑话或哲理小故事？
2.He Knows the Answer 他知道答案
Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?
Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.
教师：你能告诉我一些有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的事情吗？
学生：我能，先生。他们都死了。
4.An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正
Teacher: Walter, why don’t you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
老 师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。
沃尔特：我吃了什么？
老 师：鸡蛋。
沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃的。
5. I Don’t Feel Like Getting into an Argument 我不想争论
“Gerald,” asked the teacher, “what is the shape of the earth?”
“It's round,” answered Gerald.
“How do you know it's round?” continued the teacher.
“All right, it’s square then,” he replied, “ I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!”
“杰拉尔德，”老师说，“地球是什么形状的？”
“是圆形的，”杰拉尔德回答。
“你怎么知道是圆的？”老师继续问。
“好，那就是方的吧，”他回答说。“我真的不想和您争论这件事！”
6.Three Reasons 三个理由
Teacher: Bob, give me three reasons why you know the Earth to be round.
Bob: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so!
老师：鲍勃，说出三条理由来证实地球是圆的。
鲍勃：妈妈是这么说的，爸爸是这么说的，您也是这么说的！
7.Who Should be Given the Present? 礼物该给谁？
A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked
which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient,
never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he
inquired. There was silence and then a chorus of voices: “You play with it,
Daddy!”
一个有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里，把孩子们召集来问这件礼物应该给谁。“谁最听话，从不和妈妈顶嘴，让干什么就干什么？”他问道。
大家都不吭声。过了一会儿，孩子们异口同声地说：“爸爸，您玩儿吧。”
8.Big Head 大脑袋
“All the kids make fun of me,” The boy cried to his mother. “They say I
have a big head.”
“Don't listen to them,” his mother consoled. “You have a beautiful
head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.”
“Where's the shopping bag?”
“I haven't got one, use your hat.”
“所有的孩子都拿我取乐，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”
“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说。“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了,
去到店里买10磅土豆来。”
“兜子在哪儿呢？” “我没有兜子——就用你的帽子吧。”
9.To Open the Door 开门
Leaving my four-year-old son in the house, I ran out to throw something in
the trash. When I tried to open the door to get back inside, it was locked.
I knew that insisting that my son open the door would have been resulted
in an hour-long battle of wills. So in a sad voice, I said, “Oh, too badYou just locked yourself in the house.”
The door opened at once.
我把四岁的儿子留在屋里，跑出去把垃圾倒在垃圾桶里。当我回来开门时，
门被反锁住了。
我知道，如果我要坚持让孩子打开门，不跟他折腾一个多小时是不可能的。
所以我就用非常伤心地声音说：“噢，太糟糕了。你把自己锁在屋里了。”
门立刻就打开了。
10.Bedtime Prayers 睡前祷告词
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said, “Make
Naples the capital of Italy.”
Her mother interrupted and said. “Julie, why do you want God to make
Naples the capital of Italy?”
And Julie replied, “Because that’s what I put in my geography exam!”
朱莉叶在做睡前祈祷。“祷告上帝。”她说，“让那不勒斯成为意大利的
首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”
妈妈打断她说：“朱莉叶，你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都
呢？”
朱莉叶回答说：“因为我的地理考卷上是这么写的。”
Hairs
Everybody in our family has different hair. My Papa's hair is like a broom, all up in the air. And me, my hair is lazy. It never obeys barrettes or bands. Carlos' hair is thick and straight. He doesn't need to comb it. Nenny's hair is slippery--slides out of your hand. And Kiki, who is the youngest, has hair like fur.
But my mother's hair, my mother's hair, like little rosettes, like little candy circles all curly and pretty because she pinned it in pincurls all day, sweet to put your nose into when she is holding you, holding you and you feel safe, is the warm smell of bread before you bake it, is the smell when she makes room for you on her side of the bed still warm with her skin, and you sleep near her, the rain outside falling and Papa snoring. The snoring, the rain, and Mama’s hair that smells like bread.
头发
我们家里每个人的头发都不一样。爸爸的头发像扫把，根根直立往上插。而我，我的头发挺懒惰。它从来不听发夹和发带的话。卡洛斯的头发又直又厚。他不用梳头。蕾妮的头发滑滑的——会从你手里溜走。还有奇奇，他最小，茸茸的头发像毛皮。
只有妈妈的头发，妈妈的头发，好像一朵朵小小的玫瑰花结 ，一枚枚小小的糖果圈儿，全都那么拳曲，那么漂亮，因为她成天给它们上发卷。把鼻子伸进去闻一闻吧，当她搂着你时。当她搂着你时，你觉得那么安全，闻到的气味又那么香甜。是那种待烤的面包暖暖的香味，是那种她给你让出一角被窝时，和着体温散发的芬芳。你睡在她身旁，外面下着雨，爸爸打着鼾。哦，鼾声、雨声，还有妈妈那闻起来像面包的头发。
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。
1．Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't know my work，” said the other．
“What is your work？”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”
译文：（自己简单翻译）
你知道我是干什么的吗？
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。
“你是干什么的？”
“我是警察。”
“噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。
“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”
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