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机场闹的英文笑话(机场英文播报)

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急需:英语小笑话,简单短小,而且超级爆笑!谢了。

1.Is it a boy or a girl

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

翻译:是男孩还是女孩?

A:看看那个留短发和蓝色牛仔裤的年轻人。是男孩还是女孩?

B:是个女孩。她是我的女儿。

A:哦,对不起,先生。我不知道你是她的父亲。

B:我不是。我是她的妈妈。

2.Pretty ugly

Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

Peter: I think you're pretty ugly..

翻译:非常丑陋的

玛丽:约翰说我很漂亮。安迪说我很丑。你觉得怎么样,彼得?

彼得:我觉得你很丑。

3.Silent fart

A man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem.

"Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"

The doctor replies:

"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."

翻译:沉默的屁:沉默的屁

一个人走进医生的办公室,遇到了一个严重的问题。

“医生,我在无声气体排放方面有问题。在家里,工作,甚至在教堂,我放出无数的无声屁,无论我走到哪里!事实上,我坐在这里和你谈过三次。我们该怎么办?”

医生回答说:

“我们要做的第一件事就是检查你的听力。”

3.Pay tax with a smile

A: I hate paying my income tax.

B: You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?

A: I'd like to but they insist on money!

翻译:A:我讨厌付所得税。

B:你应该是个好公民——你为什么不微笑着付钱呢?

A:我很愿意,但是他们坚持要钱!

4.Take his place

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.

"Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

Replied the governor, "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."

翻译:代替他:取代他的位置

午夜过后,一位律师打电话给州长,坚持要他跟他谈一件非常紧急的事情。一个助手最终同意唤醒州长。

“那么,这是什么呢?”州长抱怨道。

“Garber法官刚刚去世,”律师说,“我想接替他的位置。”

州长回答说:“好吧,如果殡仪馆还好的话,我就可以了。”

5.I'm Sick

One day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the hospital.

Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you.

Hamid: Tell him, I can't see him. I'm sick.

翻译:我生病了

一天,哈米德感到很不舒服,他去了医院。

护士:哈米德,医生来见你。

哈米德:告诉他,我看不见他。我病了。

向姑姑道歉

爸爸:“儿子,你怎么称呼你的阿姨傻?”去跟她说声对不起。”

儿子:(走到姨妈跟前)“阿姨,对不起你是个笨蛋。”

6.Say sorry to aunt

Dad: "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."

Son: (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid."

6.Undying love

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes, dear.

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love.

翻译:永恒的爱:永恒的爱

女孩:你爱我吗?

男孩:是的,亲爱的。

女孩:你愿意为我而死吗?

男孩:不,我的爱是永恒的

扩展资料:

look at看; 审视; 评判; 接受

young person(14-17岁的)未成年人; 少年

short hair短头发

blue jeans蓝色斜纹布裤子,牛仔裤

do you你愿意吗

fart讳放屁; 讨厌的人; 令人厌烦的人; 蠢人

walks步态( walk的名词复数 ); 人行道; 步行的路径; 走,步行,散步( walk的第三人称单数 ); 出现; 陪伴…走; 徒步旅行

'vehave 的缩略形式

At home在家; 在国内; 在家接待客人; 精通

and even乃至

机场闹的英文笑话(机场英文播报)插图

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Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."

"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

为我所用

一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍,让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

老师:请说说看。

学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

鱼网

"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道。

"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。

"妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考试

在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后。参考资料:

1.A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

2.Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!!

拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!!!"

3.Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"

两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说:“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问:“第二步怎办?”

4.Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."

"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."

为我所用

一头大象对一只小老鼠说:“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍,让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

5.Watering Flower In Rain

Tom:Why doyou have that watering can?

Dan:I'm going to water the flowers.

Tom:But it'd raining.

Dan:That's OK.I'm wear-ing my raincoat.

雨天浇花

汤姆:你拿喷壶做什么?

丹:我要去浇花。

汤姆:可是,在下雨呀!

丹:没关系,我穿着雨衣呢!

10个英文笑话。

1.A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'

这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话,千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧。”

2.Mother Freddie, why is your face so red

Freddie I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting

Freddie Me and Jackie Smith.

妈妈:弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红?

弗雷迪:我刚才在大街上跑,为的是阻止一次打架?

妈妈:你做的对,谁和谁在打架。

弗雷迪:我和杰克·史密斯。

3.A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before goint home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy bar-and-grill with a questionable reputation.

After being served, one of the elders asked the clergyman to say grace. 'I'd rather not,', the clergyman said, ' I don't want Him to know I'm here.'

一位著名牧师和他教区的几位老人出席城外会议直到天黑才开完会,他们打算在回家前吃点东西。但很不巧只有一家名声不好的下等酒吧烤菜馆开着门。

饭后,一位老人要牧师祈祷。“我想我是免了,”牧师说。“我不想让主知道我在这里。”

4.Tom William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him

Jack Certainly.

Tom And why

Jack Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

汤姆:威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他?

杰克:当然应该了。

汤姆:为什么?

杰克:否则他就该跟我借了。

5.

I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination . At last he succeeded.

'Why are you so nervous' I asked him.

'The numbers are the date of our anniversary.' my usband confessed.

我陪丈夫一起出差,他带着他的手提式计算机。机场出口处检查员要他打开包。他耐心的等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。

“你为什么那么紧张呢?”我问他。

“这密码是我们结婚纪念日。”他承认道

6. An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman' How much this stuff'

'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.' The l

ady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.' 'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'

'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'

一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。

她问店员:“这东西要多少钱?”

“七美元,太太,这是很便宜的。” 老太太说:“太贵了,十四美元差不多。”

店员忙说:“我没说十七美元,是七美元。”

“还是太贵,”老太太说:“五美元,我就买啦。”

7.Mother Why are you jumping up and down

Tom I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

妈妈:你为什么不停地跳上跳下的?

汤姆:我刚吃完药,可我忘了先摇动瓶子了

8.One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.

On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'

My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here'

一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊:“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”

我丈夫抬头看了看,说:“妈妈来了?”

9.Mr. Johnson Are you using you mower this afternoon

Mr.Smith Yes.

Mr.Johnson Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it

约翰逊先生:今天下午你准备用割草机吗?

史密斯先生:是的。

约翰逊先生:太好了。既然您不用网球拍,那我可以借用一下吗?

10.Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.

'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.'

'Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a smile.

玛丽非常讨厌丈夫吸烟,一天对他抱怨说:“我希望有一天所有卷烟厂都失火。”

“不用担心,亲爱的,所有的烟卷迟早都会点着的。”他笑着说。

急求英语小笑话带翻译

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"The farmer replied, "What's time to a pig?"

一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"

It worked 真的有效!

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor. The doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.

"Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!"

"That's all fine." said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"

Tom早上老起不来,所以上班总是迟到。他的老板非常生气,警告他如果他不能有所改善的话就炒他的鱿鱼。于是,Tom去看医生,医生给了他一颗药丸并告诉他要在睡觉前服下这颗药。Tom照医生的话做了,睡得非常之好,事实上,他在早上闹钟响之前就起来了。Tom从容不迫地吃完早餐,然后兴高采烈地开车上班去了。

“老板”,Tom说,“那药真管用,我的睡眠好极了!”

“是够管用的,”老板说,“问题是,昨天你人哪去了”?

Want a Day Off 想请一天假

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, " We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. " I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"

一天,史密斯去见他的客户部领导,“老板”,斯密斯说,“我们家明天要大搞清洁,我老婆需要我回去帮忙清洁阁楼和车库,搬搬挪挪什么的。”“斯密斯啊,你也知道,我们现在人手已经不够了”老板说,“明天的假我是没法给你批了”。“多谢老板,” Smith说,“我就知道跟着您干准没错”。

Keys to Success 成功的关键

One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out no matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.'

"What is cleverness? " asked his son.

"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.

一天,父亲教育儿子说:“一个人成功的关键就是严守诺言和足够聪明。一旦你给了别人承诺,无论发生什么事,你都得实现它,这个就叫‘守诺言’。”

儿子问:“那么什么是聪明呢?”

父亲回答:“聪明就是任何时候都别做这样的承诺。”

Good Intentions

One day a boy came to his teacher and said: “Teacher, my father wants to know if you like roast pig.” “I certainly do, ”said the teacher, “and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.” Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig. Finally the teacher said to the boy: “I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.” “Yes,” said the boy, “he did intend to, but the pig got well.”

良好的心愿

一天有个男孩去对他老师说:“老师,我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。” “当然。”老师说,“去告诉你父亲,多谢他想着我。” 好几天过去了,再没提起烤猪肉的事儿。 最后老师对男孩说:“我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢。” “是啊,”孩子说,“他是这么想的,可后来猪又没病了。”

英语笑话(一)

老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。”

小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?

老师说:Go ahead.

小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?

老师说:Go ahead.

小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去

小明说:你没听老师说「去你个头」啊!

英语笑话(二)

某日刘洪涛遇到外宾,上前搭话曰:I am hongtao liu,外宾曰:我TM还是方片七呢!

英语笑话(三)

江青会见外宾,要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻,不许走样。外宾一见到江青,立刻拍马屁道:"Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻,江青心花怒放,嘴上还要谦虚一下:“哪里,哪里”。

翻译不敢怠慢,把江青的话翻成英文:"Where? Where?" 外宾一愣,还有这样的人,追问哪里漂亮的,干脆马屁拍到底:"Everywhere, everywhere."

翻译:“你到处都很漂亮。”江青更高兴了,但总是要客气一下:“不见得,不见得”。翻译赶紧翻成英文:"You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."

英语笑话(四)

某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙说:I am sorry.

老外应道:I am sorry too.

某人听后又道:I am sorry three.

老外不解,问:What are you sorry for?

某人无奈,道:I am sorry five.

英语笑话(五)

一位来自日本的旅客,坐出租车去机场的路上,看到一辆汽车经过,就说:“oh,TOYOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一辆经过,他又说: “oh,NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司机有点不高兴,觉得他太吵了!当第三辆经过时,他还是说:“oh,HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”

后来到了机场,那个日本人就问:“How Much?”出租车司机说:“1000!”

日本人惊奇的问司机:“为什么那么贵?”出租车司机回答说:“oh,mileometer(计程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”

英语笑话(六)

英语老师问一个学生,“How are you是什么意思”

学生想how是怎么,you 是你,于是回答“怎么是你?”

老师生气又问另一个同学:“How old are you ?是什么意思?”

这个同学想了想说:“怎么老是你。”

英语笑话(七)

某男,粗通英文,至使馆,有表要填,有一栏是sex。

该男思之久已,毅然下笔:“Once a week“。

签证官观后暴笑,曰:“This item should be filled in with male or female.“

该男顿时赧颜,思之,填下“female“,官楞之,曰:“shouldn’t it be male?“

男急释曰:“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”

石兆琪因为不懂英文,于是让张丰毅翻译,为什么却又说他不厚道?

有一次,石兆琪和张丰毅去欧洲旅游,张丰毅当翻译,一回国,石兆琪就说:你这人不厚道啊,我们到此为止吧。

石兆琪和张丰毅出国旅行

石兆琪是警察出身的演员,但是张丰毅红的时候他还跑龙套,不过两人是好兄弟,石兆琪就常常沾张丰毅的光。因为《龙年警察》和《霸王别姬》让张丰毅大红大紫,成为了家喻户晓的演员。有一次,石兆琪就开着车子送张丰毅去剧组片场,然而石兆琪因为开车违章停放,所以就被交警给拦下来了。警察说:“下车,出示驾照。”然而石兆琪就慌慌张张地问:“同志,到底什么事啊?”交警就告诉他错在哪儿了,因此又要交罚单,还得扣分,石兆琪就急了。然而张丰毅一直坐在后面,非常淡定地说:“什么事啊?”石兆琪就说没事,交警检查。

然而石兆琪把证件给了交警,就悄悄地说:“我车里面那个,看见了吗?张丰毅,那还是个明星。”交警走过去伸头一看,哟,还真的是大明星张丰毅,交警就让张丰毅给他签名,两人还握手,随后交警就说:“行了,你们走吧,没事了。”回到车里,石兆琪就感叹说:“这大明星的待遇就是不一般啊。”那时候石兆琪还没彻底火,根本没什么人认识他。

石兆琪不懂英文闹笑话

过了几年,石兆琪就大火了,而这次是张丰毅送石兆琪去飞机场赶飞机,石兆琪戴着墨镜,一个光头脑袋,看起来霸气十足。快到机场的时候,交警把张丰毅给拦住了:“你知道犯什么错了吗?”一看,原来是演员张丰毅,然而交警却说:“大明星也不例外,下车掏钱吧。”张丰毅也没想到遇到了个正直的交警,大明星这次也不管用了,可此时出现了逆转。石兆琪带着大墨镜,直接打开了车门,伸出半个脑袋,一副盛气凌人的样子:“什么事啊?”

交警一看:“哟,老石啊!你去哪里啊?”石兆琪就一副很不耐烦的样子:“去机场啊。”尾音拉得很长,听起来很不耐烦。交警指着张丰毅说:“他是跟你一起啊?”石兆琪一副冷冷的样子:“是啊。”没想到交警立刻把本子还给了张丰毅,对石兆琪说:“你这司机你得管管,不能不遵守交规啊。”石兆琪就连忙点点头,张丰毅很没面子。石兆琪一副神气的样子,把张丰毅气得直跺脚。

两人反目成仇

等到两人赚了大钱后,就一起去了欧洲旅游,打算见见大世面。张丰毅的英语说得还行,所以在旅游的过程中他就给石兆琪当翻译,当导演,两人玩得非常开心,但是没过一天,石兆琪就厌烦了。“你说这外国的酒店,怎么那么少呢?走到哪里都是同一间酒店,真烦人。”张丰毅就觉得莫名其妙,明明很多酒店嘛,怎么说都是一样的呢?不可能啊。石兆琪就说:“咱们来了好多天,玩也玩够了,还是回国去吧,我受不了,这酒店全部都写着hotel,就这么一家全国连锁的,想换个口味都不行。”张丰毅一听,就笑得合不拢嘴。

等到回国了之后,石兆琪在饭桌和朋友吃饭,就炫起了自己在欧洲旅游的事迹,还说:“国外也不没啥好的,全国就一家叫做“hotel”的酒店,嗯,不好,不好!”结果被众人哈哈大笑,原来自己出了洋相,因为这几个字母不是牌子的意思,它就是酒店的英文,这把石兆琪给气的。后来见到了张丰毅后,他就说:“你这人真不厚道啊,以后咱们就算了吧。”张丰毅一听就懵圈了,问他这是怎么回事,这好好的,说这个干嘛呀?石兆琪就责怪他,说当时为什么不告诉他hotel就是酒店的意思,还得他丢人很没面子。张丰毅一听这又哈哈大笑了起来,看着这哥们那么可爱,他也算是“出了口威风的气。”

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