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- 1、英语值日报告小短文
- 2、英语值日报告带翻译拜托各位大神
- 3、初一英语值日报告（修改）
- 4、帮我写一下英语值日报告
- 5、帮我想一篇英语搞笑的值日报告~OK?
- 6、一篇值日报告（要求：英文的，内容不限，一个故事也行，单词要简单，100个单词左右）
英语值日报告小短文
英语值日报告小短文
Hello,my dear teacher and classmates.I'm on duty today!Today is Monday and it's sunny/cloudy outside.
I stayed at home and learned Chinese,Maths.....by myself last Satuday.But on Sunday, I did some housework with my parents,and then I went shopping with my mum at the supermarket.
That's all, thank you!And have a nice day~Everyone.Thank you for listening to me .
作文翻译
你好，我亲爱的老师和同学们。我今天值日!今天是星期一，外面阳光明媚/多云。我呆在家里，学习语文，数学.....上星期六我一个人。但是在星期天，我和我的父母做了一些家务，然后我和我的妈妈去超市购物。就这些，谢谢!祝大家有愉快的一天。谢谢你们听我说。
英语值日报告带翻译拜托各位大神
写作思路及要点：以英语值日报告为题，围绕这一主题展开详细描写，接着表达自己的想法以及观点。
正文：
The students came early this morning without being late, and the cleaning group cleaned thoroughly.
In the first few classes this morning, the students actively answered the questions raised by the teacher without dozing, but there was a little noise and dozing in the second few classes this afternoon. It's clean and hygienic tonight.
Generally speaking, everything is good today. I suggest that students rest early in the evening, don't study too late, and ensure the quality of class the next day.
今早晨同学们来得都很早，无迟到现象，清洁小组打扫也很彻底。今早上第几节课上同学们很积极回答老师提出的问题，无打瞌睡现象，但是在今天下午第几节课上有点吵闹，还有打瞌睡现象。今晚清洁卫生良好。总体来说今天一切良好，我建议同学们晚上早点休息，不要学习太晚了，保证第二天的课堂质量。
初一英语值日报告（修改）
很不错！
1. Today is September the nineteenth（注意写法）.(避免重复，不再用today)It's Monday and it's a nice day. I'm very ...
2. 学校名前面不加the.
I study in CHENGDU EXPERIMENTAL FOREIGN LANGUAGES SCHOOL WEST CAMPUS, ...
3. I like dogs,（中间用个and 连接）and I like to eat lollipops(lollipop两个ll，表喜欢用复数，加s).
笑话：Nest and Hair
My sister is a teacher. One day, a boy comes and tells her, there is a bird making a nest in the tree.
"Where is the bird?" my sister asks.
"I can't see the bird. I only see the nest." the boy answers.
"Then can you tell us about the nest?" my sister says.
"Well, it looks like your hair. "
建议下次duty report表演，笑话有可能同学们听不懂。
帮我写一下英语值日报告
hello,everyone,
i
am
on
duty
today
.i
would
like
to
share
a
funny
joke
with
you,hope
you
like
it,and
have
a
nice
day!
A
Girl
Just
Like
Mother
No
matter
which
girl
he
brought
home，
the
young
man
found
disapproval（不满）
from
his
mother．
A
friend
gave
him
advice（建议）．
“Find
a
girl
just
like
your
mother—then
she's
bound
to（一定会）
like
her．
So
the
young
man
searched
and
searched（寻找），
and
finally
found
the
girl．He
told
his
friend：
“Just
like
you
said，
I
found
a
girl
who
looked，talked，dressed，
and
even
cooked
like
mother．And
just
as
you
said，mother
liked
her”
“So，”asked
the
friend，“what
happened？”
“Nothing，”said
the
young
man．“My
father
hates
her！”
大家好，今天我值班。我想与你分享一个有趣笑话，希望你喜欢它，并有一个愉快的一天！
一个母亲一样的女孩
无论哪一个女孩他带回家，年轻的男子从他母亲的反对（不满）。一位朋友劝他说：（建议）。
“找一个女孩和你母亲一样，那么她一定会（一定会）喜欢她。
因此，年轻人搜查，搜查（寻找），终于找到了girl.He告诉他的朋友：
“就像你说的，我发现了一个女孩谁看，谈吐，穿着打扮，甚至我母亲煮正如你所说，我母亲喜欢她”
“所以，”朋友问道，“什么事？”
“没什么，”年轻人说。“父亲讨厌她！”
帮我想一篇英语搞笑的值日报告~OK?
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。
“How do you know?” asked her father.
“She didn"t say anything.”
二：I Have Turned It Over
A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”
三、40 over Li lotus heart disease arises suddenly, is escorted to the hospital first aid. The condition extremely too bad, the Li lotus felt oneself nearly all already died.
In the rescue, the Li lotus has heard God's sound suddenly: "You cannot die, you also may live for 45 years 6 months 02 days, has the courage to go on living!"
Certainly, the result was the Li lotus miracle is revived. After the body recovers, the Li lotus thought oneself also can live for more than 40 years, then □has anxiously is leaving the hospital, first repairs the face, then makes up the lip, then is the prosperous chest, finally is the thin abdomen, continuously has undergone 4 cosmetology surgeries altogether, then was called the specialized hair stylist to visit the service, changed has sent the color, has made the new tide hairstyle, the entire stature looked at □the young several years old.
After last the reshaping surgery completes, the Li lotus then happily handled left the hospital the procedure, □thought actually the ambulance which rapidly 驶过 by 撞死 in the entrance.
After the heaven, the Li lotus has been angry interrogates God: "Since you had said I also may live for 45 years, then you should not eat the word."
God awkwardly 耸了耸肩, replies: "Really is sorry, at that time, the vehicle hit when you... ... I have not recognized am you."
英语笑话这里面有的，可以看看：
英语幽默
双关歇后语：）~
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．”
“You don't know my work，” said the other．
“What is your work？”
“I'm a policeman．
“Oh！” cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work？”“No，”said the policeman．
“I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．”
译文：（自己简单翻译）
你知道我是干什么的吗？
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
“在我出来之前，”其中一个说：“我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惧中是不会想到钱的。如果有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会因为我拿走它们而变得更穷。”
“你不知道我是干什么的。”另一个说。
“你是干什么的？”
“我是警察。”
“噢！”第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说：“那你知道我是干什么的？”“不知道。”警察说。
“我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。”
Who is the laziest
Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?
Jack:I don`t know ,father.
Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?
Jack:Our teacher ,father.
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一篇值日报告（要求：英文的，内容不限，一个故事也行，单词要简单，100个单词左右）
难忘的事
我第一次用英语作值日报告
「内容提示」
一年前，你是高一年级学生。有一天，英语老师让你们从那天开始轮流用英语作值日报告。你们都怕讲不好，老师鼓励说这是你们练习说英语的好机会，不用害怕。轮你作报告的一天到来了，你有些紧张。开始，把该说的话都忘了，不敢看同学。后来，你突然发现自己说错了什么，又把下句给忘了。但是，同学们似乎没有发现你的错误，仍旧注意听你讲。老师平静地看着你。你从老师慈祥的脸上得到了鼓励。你沉默了几秒钟后接着往下讲，心跳得更厉害了，脸也红了。你讲的笑话并不长，但你却觉得用了好长时间才讲完。你没听见老师怎么评价，只听见有些男女同学窃窃私语：“她说了些什么呀？”这是你永远难忘的一次值日报告。
「作文示范」
My First English Duty Report
郭芸芬
I still remember the day when I did my first English duty report a year ago. I was then a student of Senior I. One day， the English teacher told us that from then on we would make a duty report in English. Someone made faces and many cried out， “Oh！ What an idea！”
“Why， you are so afraid of it！”the teacher was surprised.
“Our English is so poor！”some of us shouted. We are afraid we can'tdo it well.
“That is a good chance to practise your spoken English. Don't worry about it. Have a try，”the teacher said encouragingly. We became silent at once.
The day came when it was my turn to make a duty report. The girl who sat beside me kidded① me， “Are you afraid？ Oh， you look a little nervous.”I nudged② at her， then slowly got up from my seat and went to the front of the classroom. As a shy girl， not accustomed to speak in public， I felt my heart beat fast.
Now I was standing on the platform . I took a look at my classmates and then plucked up③ my courage to speak up. The teacher stood beside me， smiling. I wanted to tell an English joke but I was so nervous that I forgot to begin with“It's my turn to give you a duty report.”I didn't dare to look straight at my classmates， but kept looking at the wall or the ceiling. I felt that they were staring at me.
Suddenly I found I had made some mistakes， which made me forget what the next sentence should be . But the classmates were still listening to me attentively④。They seemed not to have noticed the mistakes. They were all waiting for me to go on with my report . The teacher looked at me
